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Obligatory Salty Spittoon Thread

Last posted Sep 02, 2013 at 08:34AM EDT. Added Aug 30, 2013 at 01:04AM EDT
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So JFF, how tough are ya?

How tough am I, how tough am I? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I'd wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying how tough am I? Think again, fucker. Saying that online, I would be contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP would be traced at that moment so you'd better prepare for the storm then, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’d be fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I'd use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” question was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I would shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You'd be fucking dead, man

Last edited Aug 30, 2013 at 02:07AM EDT