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Jeff the Killer vs. Navy Seal

so who is the meme and who is the monster?

Monsters are basically creepypastas. Memes are basically memes. In this example, it was creepypasta vs. copypasta.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I’m the ominous unknown killer, and I’ve been involved in numerous stabbings of kids, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in knife warfare and I was the top burn victim in the entire hospital. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me, Liu? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am climbing in your bed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but as you’re on the border of slumber, you’ll get the strangest feeling that someone is watching you and I will use my hand to cover your mouth, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Shhhhhhh, Just go to sleep, kiddo.

Hey riders,
My name is Mr. Bones, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, lazy thrill seekers who spend every second of their day riding my stupid ass coaster. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten off my ride? I, mean, I guess it's fun to go on a roller coaster once in a while, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than staying in the park after closing.
Don't be a stranger (we'll have plenty of time to get to know each other). Just hit me with your best shot. My ride's pretty much perfect. It's got 40,000 feet of track, and takes 4 years to ride once. What have you accomplished in life, other than scream "I want to get off Mr. Bone's Wild Ride!" I also get lines heading straight out of the park, and my ride ends with a bang (Some riders just blew up. Shit was SO spooky). You are all faggots who will die on my ride. Thanks for riding.
Pic related: It's me and my wild ride.

Lol I don't think so…

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/I\
I
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This is Slenderman. Copy & paste him so he can take over the world!

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/I\
I
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This is Slenderman. Copy & paste him so he can take over the world!

…What.

But… It's creepypasta. That's like a meme eating itself.

So…are we going to post memes vs monsters or just random shit?

Memes vs. monsters, & hope the thread doesn't derail.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I am the scariest dog on the Internet, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids people’s dreams, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in husky warfare and I’m the top killer in the entire Internet. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with creepiness the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am sending the picture of me right now, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your sleep. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare paws. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” action was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have spread the fucking word. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you fucking idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Hello, ladies, look at your grandmas, now back to me, now back at your grandmas, now back to me. Sadly, they aren't me, but if they started to bake some cookies and buy factories maybe they could make satanic pacts to temporarily calm the ancient's wrath. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a portal with an army of ancient elders your grandma could be. What’s in your hand, back at me. I hate it, It's a cookie, you dared to steal this precious cookie. Look again, you are now cookies. Anything is possible when your grandma is a ruler of the ancients and not a mere human. I’m a grandma. We rise.

Smile dog vs. grumpy cat

That's funny, they're complete opposite.