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Greetings, friends, fools, faggots, & freemen.

I am starting a new group called the Know Your Meme Defenders of the Hate. We will defend the rights of all to hate things, and promote jackassery and misbehavior. The first few people to join will get special titles. Who wants in?

Jackassery and misbehavior are against site rules.

Just sayin'.

Defending people's rights sounds lame…..but I do very much like special titles.

I want in.

@RandomMan- You can be Chief of Counter-intelligence

@CrouchingSloth- You can be Secretary of Profanity

This totally doesn't sound like a trap.

I want in.

@NN- Your positive attitude disgusts me… you get to be Vice-commander!

Meeeeeeeee!

Sure, you can be secretary of discrimination

Do I get free cookies?

I would like to be recruited!
I have a special degree in xenophobia.

Can I be in?

NO! I don't vant this shtupid civil in zee team!
He is crazy! He zinks eferyone is american and zalk vith robots!

Soldier- Undersecretary of Discrimination & Official Military Policeman
Digoxin- Secretary of Disappointment (no cookies!)
Bionic Kraken- Chief of Rusemanship

Civilian?! Who the hell do you think I am, Fritz?! Don't forget all those times when I saved your ass from death, I deserve the position that was given to me, you maden.

Sting Alexander Auer reporting for duty sir!

I give my body up to the cause! I present myself to fill the roll of Inquisitor of "Self-made Meme Supressors"! I will protect the right for any newfag to create a new entry and make their own le-me-mes!

@Coolface

Why would I want to join your group? I hate you mo'fucker. I hate your group, I hate it's name and I hate every single person in it. "Defenders of Hate"? What faggotry is this? I hate it so damn much. Just like I hate black people, white people, asians, gays, straights, bisexuals, jews, mormons christians, muslims, athiests, chinese, japanese, french, british, canadians, americans, cake, pies and my own virginity. I hate equal rights to hate and I hate free speech so your group just pisses me right the hell off.

Sign me up.

Hmm, alright. I'll bite, you guys have dental?

@sting- Granted. You shall have the title you request.
@BSoD- For you, the prestigious Ambassador of Hate.
@Kewin00b- You can be Undersecretary of Disappointment, because our dental plan consists only of punching cavity-infected teeth out with brass knuckles.

You can be Undersecretary of Disappointment, because our dental plan consists only of punching cavity-infected teeth out with brass knuckles.

That's all I needed to hear.

count me in?

I want to be in this!

Vice fucking Commander is a great title.
Thank you, mein SS-Oberführer.

i want to be in

Is mayonnaise a faggot ass nigger, and can I hate it?

What kind of stupid ass questions is that, you sandwich fucking shit eater?
Of course you can hate it! We hate all here. This is a special place.

@Carnotaur- Assistant Chief of Rusemanship
@Pollux- Undersecretary of Profanity
@jace- Senior Flambait Brigadier

Guiz, I hate hate. Can I join your club now :^)

I passively aggressively approve this thread.

I was going to join but now there are too many nerds in it.

Can I be in. I was trained by the King of Hate.

HERESY

How I also feel

[ ] Not told
[ ] Told
[X] TOLDASAURUS REX
[X] Cash4told.com
[X] No country for told men
[X] Knights of the told Republic
[X] ToldSpice
[x] The Elder Tolds IV: Oblivious
[x] Command & Conquer: Toldberian Sun
[x] GuiTold Hero: World Told
[X] Told King of Boletaria
[x] Countold Strike
[x] Unreal Toldament
[x] Stone-told Steve Austin
[X] Half Life 2: Episode Told
[x] World of Warcraft: Catoldclysm
[X] Roller Coaster Toldcoon
[x] Battletolds
[x] S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shatold of Chernobyl
[X] Toldasauraus Rex 2: Electric Toldaloo
[x] Told of Duty 4: Modern Toldfare
[X] Pokemon Told and Silver
[x] The Legend of Eldorado : The Lost City of Told
[X] Rampage: Toldal Destruction
[x] Told Fortress Classic
[x] Toldman: Arkham Told
[X] The Good, The Bad, and The Told
[x] Super Mario SunTold
[x] Legend of Zelda: Toldacarnia of Time
[X] Toldstone creamery
[x] Mario Golf: Toldstool Tour
[X] Super Told Boy
[X] Left 4 Told
[X] Battoldfield: Bad Company 2
[x] Toldman Sachs
[X] Conker's Bad Fur Day: Live and Retolded
[x] Lead and Told: Gangs of the Wild West
[x] Portold 2
[x] Avatold: The Last Airbender
[X] Dragon Ball Z Toldkaichi Budokai
[x] Toldcraft II: Tolds of Toldberty
[x] Leo Toldstoy
[x] Metal Gear Toldid 3: Snake Eater
[X] 3D Dot Told Heroes
[x] J.R.R Toldkien's Lord of the Told
[x] Told you that ps3 has no games
[X] LitTOLD Big Planet
[x] Rome: Toldal War
[x] Gran Toldrismo 5
[x] Told Calibur 4
[x] Told Fortress 2
[x] Castlevania: RonTold of Blood
[x] Guilty Gear XX Accent Told
[x] Cyndaquil, Chicorita, and Toldodile
[x] was foretold
[x] demon's told
[x] http//:www.youtold.com
[x] Tolden Sun: Dark Dawn
[x] Tic-Tac-Told
[X] Biotold 2
[X] Toldbound
[x] icetold
[x] Told of the Rings
[x] James Bond: Told Finger

Considering the fact that my sense of humor involves being in the edge of pure jackassery, I might as well join.

I have too much hate to not join

Crow & Ernest are hereby Jr. Flamebait Brigadiers.

What about me Dr. Dickface? If I don't get a name, then I'll kidnap your puppies, burn down your house and make your girlfriend dump you.

>Implying I have any of those things

You can be the official Dildo Carrier. You carry dildos and dildo accessories.

Dildo carrier? You think I'm gay, boy?! You can piss off for giving me such a shitty role. I'll proof that I deserve something better than that in the Defenders of Hate.

NO jrs flame on his buttlocks^

Applying for the open position of Dildo Carrier/Weaponizer