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well just to kick off to Halloween lets post some funny trollpasta or make some!

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sponge bob takes a crap- the lost sponge bob episode

ONE DAY I WAS ON KYM WHEN THIS HYPER REALISTIC LINK POPS OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A FILE THINGY CALLED spongecrap.avi SO I CLICKED ON IT AND IT TOOK ME TO A SPONGEBOB EPISODE BUT THE INTO WAS DIFFERENT INSTEAD OF A PIRATE IT WAS A TOILET WITH HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD AND THEN THE EIPSODE START OUT WITH SPONGEBOB EATING A CAN OF BEANS AND HE SAYS TO GARY "OOPS I HAVE TO TAKE A CRAP!" THEN IT FADES TO SPONGEBOB SIT'N ON THE TOILET TAKING A HUUUUGE CRAP THAT WAS HYPER REALISTIC THEN A BLOODY SKELETON POPS OUT OF MY COMPUTER AND I DIED

THE END

ONE DAY I SAW A CAT & IT AWOOFD. MY EYES FELL OUT AND ATE THEMSELVES. YOU MUST COPY AND PASTE THIS TO SAVE LIVES.

ONE DAY I WAS AT GAMEWALTRAGETMART TO GET A NEW POKEMON GAME FOR MY SUPERWIIUBOX64STATIONCAST4 SO I GO THE NEWSET POKEMON GAME CALLED POKEMON BLOODY RED 666 SO I GOT IT AND I PLAYED IT.

IT WAS LIKE ALL CREEPY AND CRAP THERE WAS BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE AND THE MUSIC WAS THE LAVNDUR TOWN THEME AND THEN THE PHONE RINGS SO I PICKED IT UP AND IT SAID WUT R U DOING TO MY SANDVICH? SO I ASK MY SANDVICH AND MY SANDVICH SAID THAT HIS DAD IS DED THEN WHO WAS PHONE? THEN A SKELEITON POPS OUT AND I DIED THE END

ONE DAY I WENT TO EAT AT MICDOONALDS. THE SERVER TOLD ME DO YOU WNAT XTRA BLOOD WIT DAT BORGER? I SAY IT KETCHUP NOT BLUD THEN SHE TURN INTO SKELETON. I LOOKED AT MY GPS, THEN A HAND CAME OUT AND KILLED ME. BUT I WAS YOU!

ONE DAY I CHEKED TEH SUBMISON SEKTION O KYM AND A BRAND NOO MEMBER POSTED A MADEUP MEME!!!!!!!1 IT WAS SO BAD I DIED!!!!!!1!!!!1

COPY AND PASTE SO YOU DON'T SUFFER THE SAM F8TE AS ME!

THE OTHER DAY I WENT OUT TO THE DUMPSTER AND FOUND A DISCARDED SUPER MARIO 64 CART SO I TOOK IT INTO MY HOUSE AND PUT IN MY NINTENDO 64 AND WHEN A MARIO SKULL POPPED UP I WAS SCARED BUT I SAID: "I MUST PLAY THE MARIO GAME!" THEN MARIO SKULL SAID: "NO JOHN YOU ARE THE MARIO GAMES." AND THEN I WAS A NINTENDO 64.

Mr. Bones' ride ended.

…OR SO YOU THOUGH
TURNS OUT THAT EVERYONE WAS IN A COM- SHOT

ONE DAY I WAS AT MY HOUSE CLEANING AND DOING STUFF LIKE THAT SO I FOUND A HYPER REALISTIC DVD WITH MARKER ON IT N STUFF. SO I PUT IT ON TO MY TV AND IT WAS A KIDS SHOW CALLED CRAPPY APPY. THE SHOW IS ABOUT A GIANT TALKING PILE OF SHIT THAT HELPS KIDS TAKE A CRAP ON THE TOILET. BUT THE SHOW WAS REALLY SCARY I THINK I WHETTED MYSELF. THE 1ST EPISODE WAS ABOUT A KID TAKING A SHIT AND THE HE [WARNING NSFW] EATS IT! AND I BARFED IN MY BARF BAG THINKING "WHAT SICK BASTARD MADE THIS?" AND THE CRAPPY APPY WALKS IN WITH THIS BAG AND AS HE OPENED IT A SKELETON POPS OUT.AND THE I DIED THE END

ALRIGHT, I KNOW YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS. I USED TO BE A SKEPTIC TOO, BUT EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT REALITY IS A LIE, AND YOU CAN'T KNOW THE TRUTH, OKAY? SO ONE TIME, WHILE I WAS LIVING IN SOME PLACE, SOME CREEPY SHIT HAPPENED. I SAW SOMETHING SCARY IN MY MIRROR. I TURNED AROUND AND IT SAID THE TIME WAS 13:666 OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! THEN I SAW A LITTLE GIRL SMILING AT ME, BUT SHE WAS, LIKE, A CREEPY LITTLE GIRL, SO WHATEVER. THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT AND DISEMBOWELED HER, SO I WAS LIKE "OK, I'M DONE WITH THIS." SO I WALKED OUTSIDE, AND I FOUND A TIME-TRAVELER WHO TOLD ME HE KILLED ARCHDUKE FRANZ FERDINAND AND ABRAHAM LINCOLN, WHICH IS WEIRD BECAUSE WHY WOULD HE DO THAT? SO JUST WALKED ALONG, THINKING THAT EVERYTHING WAS FINE NOW, WHEN THE SKY TURNED RED FOR SOME REASON.
THEN I FOUND A YARD SALE THAT WAS SELLING GAMES. I FOUND A POKEMON ONE THAT WAS JUST A BLANK CARTRIDGE WITH POKÉMON WRITTEN ON IT IN MARKER. I SAID "I'LL TAKE IT." AND THE YARD SALE GUY WAS LIKE "DUDE, THAT GAME IS HAUNTED." AND I WAS LIKE "BITCH I DON'T CARE." THEN I PUNCHED HIM IN THE GUT AND LEFT HIM FIVE DOLLARS (WITH THREE DOLLAR TIP, OF COURSE). WHEN I GOT HOME, I STARTED PLAYING THE GAME. THE INTRO WAS HITLER GIVING A SPEECH AND NAZIS GOOSE STEPPING THROUGH A CONCENTRATION CAMP, AND IT WAS ALL HYPER-REALISTIC. WEIRD. AND I HEARD THE LAVENDER TOWN THEME BEING PLAYED ON AN ENDLESS LOOP, AND I THOUGHT "FUCK." BUT THEN IT WAS OKAY,

BECAUSE I FOUND A SECRET THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE GAME, AND I FELT PROUD. I THEN REMEMBERED THAT BEFORE I LEFT, THE YARD SALE GUY TOLD ME THAT THE KID WHO OWNED THIS GAME PUT SATANIC POWERS IN IT AND COMMITTED SUICIDE, BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT I DIDN'T GIVE A SHIT AND KEPT ON PLAYING. THEN HEROBRINE CAME ON THE SCREEN FOR SOME REASON AND SAID MY NAME, EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T TELL THE GAME MY REAL NAME. CREEPY, HUH? SO I KEPT ON PLAYING AS NORMAL. I WAS TRYING TO LIVE CHILDHOOD NOSTALGIA WHEN SOME UNOWN FLASHED ON THE SCREEN, AND WHEN I TRANSLATED IT, IT SAID "LOOK BEHIND YOU." SO I DID AND THAT CREEPY GIRL WAS THERE AGAIN, NOT DISEMBOWELED FOR SOME REASON. I PATTED HER ON THE HEAD SHE TURNED REALLY TALL AND FOR SOME REASON HAS A SUIT ON AND IS A GUY BUT THEN HE JUST STOOD THERE SO FOR 6 MOUTHS I LOST MY MEMORY BUT THAN FOR SOME REASON DIDN'T CARE. THEN WENT BACK TO THE GAME, I DECIDED TO TAKE A BREAK (BUT I COULDN'T TURN THE GAME OFF, WTF?) WHEN I FOUND SOMEONE PM'ED ME THIS THING THAT I COULD HACK THE GAME WITH,

SO I DID WITHOUT QUESTIONING ANYTHING. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT WOULD DO. THEN CHARACTERS STARTED TELLING ME TO TURN BACK, TURN OFF THE GAME, AND TO NOT GO TO LAVENDER TOWN, BUT I SAID "FUCK THAT SHIT" AND WENT THERE ANYWAYS. I WALKED UP TO SOME KID AND TALKED TO HIM. HE SAID "BEN DROWNED" I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK THAT MEANS, BUT WHATEVER. SO I LEFT LAVENDER TOWN BECAUSE THE MUSIC MADE ME WANT TO COMMIT SUICIDE. SOMEONE SAW ME, THEN I FROZE. HE WALKED UP TO ME AND SAID HE WANTED TO FIGHT. BUT WE DIDN'T FIGHT. THESE WEIRD MUTATED CREATURES DID. MINE ONE, AND HIS SUNK INTO THE GROUND. THEN I STOLE HIS MONEY, AND THEN ROBLOX. THEN THE GAME DELETED ITSELF, AND I COULDN'T GET IT BACK. NOW THAT THAT WAS OVER, I DECIDED TO WATCH TV. BUT BEFORE THAT, I WENT BACK ON THE COMPUTER, AND A FRIEND OF MINE WHO WAS ALSO AN INTERN AT NICKELODEON LIKE ME HAD SENT ME A WEIRD FILE. IT WAS CALLED "SUPERSUICIDESPONGEMOUSE.AVI" USING MY 1337 SKILLS AND "FAGGOT.EXE", I GOT THE FILE ON MY TV AND WATCHED IT. IT WAS A LOST EPISODE OF SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS AND IT WAS CALLED "GOODBYE (INSERT MY NAME) SQUAREPANTS, WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO THEN THERE WAS ALL THIS VIOLENCE AND BLOOD AND SHIT, INCLUDING A SOVIET GULAG. THEN THE CREEPY LITTLE GIRL COMMITTED SUICIDE, AND I FOUND OUT THAT A LOTS OF CHILDREN COMMITTED SUICIDE WHEN THEY WATCHED IT. THEN THE SKELETON POPPED OUT AGAIN AND KILLED ME. THE END.

PS: YOUR NEXT!!!!

THERE ONCE WAS AN UGLY BARNACLE. IT WAS SO UGLY EVERYONE DIED. THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT OF MY COMPUTER AND I DIED.

A FEW YEARS AGO A MAN WAS WALKING DOWN A ROAD BECAUSE HIS CAR BROKE DOWN AND HE SAW A CAR COMING UP BEHIND HIM SO HE STUCK OUT HIS THUMB TO HITCH HIKE AND THE CAR STOPPED AHEAD OF HIM. HE RAN UP TO THE PASSENGER SIDE AND OPENED THE DOOR. WHEN HE OPENED THE DOOR A SKELETON POPPED OUT

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

ONCE JEFF THE KILLER WAS IN THE SCARY WOODS AND HE WAS MAD SINCE HE HAD SEX WITH HIS GF AND SHE DIED BCUZ HIS HARD DINGDONG KILLED HER AND DEN HE SEES SLENDERMAN AND THEY START FIGHTING UNTIL THEY SEE THAT HAPPY APPY IS THERE AND EXPLODES THE SCARY WOODS THE END

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ONE DAY I SAW DOG IN A KITCHEN PICTURE AND IT WOOFED TELLING ME WORD UP. I SAY I WILL SPREAD WORD. HE SAY NO YOU WON'T AND HE KILL ME. THE STRANGE THING IS, I WAS YOU DURING THAT.

THERE WAS A GAME DEVELOPER WHO WAS LOOKING FOR A PUBLISHER BUT THE PUBLISHER OFFERED AN IDEA OF A GAME THAT YOU COULD LITERALLY FEEL SO HE ACCEPTED THE OFFER AND THEY TRIED NEW HARDWARE THAT REACTED TO THE PLAYER'S SENSES BUT THEN HIS HEART STARTED RACING AND HE GOT A HEART ATTACK BECAUSE A SKELETON POPPED OUT OF THE SCREEN AND HE DIDN'T KNOW IT WASN'T PART OF THE GAME AND THEN HIS SKELETON POPPED OUT AND THE SKELETONS EACH RIPPED OFF ONE OF THE OTHER'S ARMS AND THEY HAD A SPOOKY SCARY DUEL AND ALL THE OBSERVERS GOT HEART ATTACKS AND THEIR SKELETONS JUMPED OUT OF THEM TOO AND THEY ALL HAD A SKELETON WAR.

The episode with Al-Qaida

-Yes Mr. Officer said a calm Jimmy and left the room

Ok here is a little info about what happened:
Jimmy parents was working in the private organization NOT OR TV. That means: No Organized or Terrible Violence.And they have there biggest mission yet.
Stop
a al-Qaida camp. Only 9 al-quad members or should i say the leaders of
the al-Qaida in the major city. They was going to Cuba and kill this leaders. With a premonition from the president of the ignited state, the president of Cuba and FBI. They sent 20 mann and Jimmy parents. They course to bring Jimmy because they had no courses. Stay home or bring Jimmy. They course bring Jimmy. A very bad decision

In a secret Al-Qaida camp in Cuba Osama Bin Laden and other major names in Al-Qaida was going to discuses a securest plan i cant reveled. Jimmy got a gun and followed his parents. They saw the camp. The place had allot of half broken blinks to shoot at. A course to funned trough with hard opposites and a very nice house in the middle. There was the goal. But to get to there without steeping on any lands mines or get shot. Every leader have 3 bodyguard each and always allot of guards outside. Here is the plan: dog gonna run on the field and get the attention of the guards. Then we shoot every single guard at the same time. Get some bombs around the house and BOOM. No more Bin Laden. But this is not as easy as it sound. And this plan dose,t sound easy so you get the point.

The dog got shot after around 10–15 seconds. Our only hope is that some of the solders can get the guards. If its 20 seconds different 1 of the guards can call on the rest and 30 more guards gonna come. 70 al-Qaida vs 20 Mann are not a even a thinkable fight.

Sally. Silje. Joe, Sonny, Jim, Jimmy and Jimmy parents Martin and Martine. Sally had the bombs. Everyone had a gun. I can,t tell to much details about this story. This is a FBI case. So i have to be careful to only tell info the press had leaked. Like i know the place, the guns. Everything. I was there, im Jimmy godfather. But who am i? You never gonna know.

So Sally, Joe and and Jim took the front. Only 4 guards. The side had 6 that was Sonny and Siljes job. The back Was Jimmy and Martin and Martine had the back. Remember that Jimmy is 11 years old.

Goooo shouted Joe and everybody shot there guard. But 1 problem. Who guarded the left side. Nobody. 40 Al-Qaida men inn full armor came out with full loaded guns. Everything happened so fast. I saw dead people everywhere. My gun was empty. I took the first gun i found. And i looked close and good at the gun. The gracing: Good luck, love you Martin was in golden letters in the handel. Marta was dead.

I shoot a Al-Qaida guard in the chest. I funned in to the house. 3 guard funned after me. But i funned in a corner before the bullets hit me. I saw a door. Everything happened so fast. I funned in a door and got trough the (air duct) i was right under the leaders. I had the chance too kill a al Qaida leader. But i would probably got shoot self. I aimed at Bin Laden and right before I pulled the trigger. I remembered who that owned this gun. Marta. I saw Jimmy outside. Alone. That meaned that Martin was dead too. I can,t die from him. I am the only one he have left. I just crawled forward and jumped down in the next room.

I funned trough the door. For the first time in my life i felt the felling that i needed to be alive. When i do things like that i dose,t think. If i die i would become a martyr i would be the greatest pride. But now i dined,t think about martyr or anything. I thought i needed to be alive for Jimmy. I saw Jimmy in a top of a tree. Shooting terrorist. And it suprised me how well he was. He nailed it perfect. I screamed to him and when he saw me he started crying. Crying of happiness. He know that both his parents died because he had his dad special ************* gun with ************ on it. He had blood all over him. But he hasten,t cry. That,s weird. Even I cry sometimes. But if i had lost both my parents in my first battle when i was 11 years old. I would be heartbroken. But he dined,t even shed a tear. I dose,t know if he,s brave, heartless or that he haven,t realized that both his parents was dead. He jumped to my hands and we got away safe.

We sat in a abandon warehouse
-Jimmy. i have something terribly to tell you. Both you parents are, are, are
-Dead, yeah i know.
-aren't,t you heartbroken??
-No, im glad it happened. Now im not need to worry about there death -Your parents are dead.
-I KNOW! I KNOW. EVERY TIME MY PARENTS LEFT ON A MISSION I AM AFRAID THIS HAPPENS. I AM SICK OF THE WAITING. THE WAITING IS FINALLY OVER!! IM GLAD THERE DEAD
-You don,t mean that. Take that back
-NEVER!!!

A police officer comes and takes with Jimmy

-So, your name is Jimmy ********* right?
-Yes officer
-Your parents are Martin and Marta ********* right?
-No, thats incorrect sir. There dead
-When did them die?
-Around 2 hours ago
-Who killed them ?
-Some random Al-Qaida guys
-Im sorry to here that. Where are you going to live?
-I gonna live with my godfather *******
-Ok, Do you need help to handle the pain
-No, im fine.
-Sure? its ok for a man to cry!
-Im fine
-Ok but you killed someone from al-Qaida right?
-Yes,i killed 5-6 guys
-You dose,t seem touch by this
-That,s because im not touch at all
-A last question. Are you able to kill a random person?
-Yes Mr. Officer said a calm Jimmy and left the roo

I would like to clarify that the stories were originally meant to be taken seriously. Keep that in mind for the last one.

I just finished playing one of the SCARIEST video games ever. Now, hear me out before saying, "Oh, he's probably just a fag that gets scared of everything." I don't get scared of video games or movies. I've played many survival horror games and have seen many horror movies in my day. The only thing that made me just a tiny bit scared were some parts of Penumbra and Condemned. Amnesia was pretty good. Everything else was just boring. This game was different. VERY different.
You aren't given any sort of backstory to the game at all. As soon as you press play, it throws you right into the game. However, I was able to piece together what the story basically is through finally beating this little brick shitter. Apparently, you're a madman. We're never given the name, but you can guess what it is if you pay attention to the title screen. For some reason, you escaped from whatever mental hospital room you were hiding in. Now, the very horrid state of your mind has transformed the halls of the hospital into nothing but a pitch black maze with the only light being the walls, which glow a deathly blue.

Your character is apparently some type of mad cannibal that you can barely control. You can force him to turn corners in the creepy hallway, but not much else can be done. Your character seems to grab anything and try to eat it; whatever is in front of him is thrown into his mouth and he munches it down.

While playing the game, you're being chased by four hideous and fucking scary ghost monsters. You cannot hurt them at all, and to come even close to one is instant death, in which the ghost latches onto you and rips you inside all, all while you hear the horrible noise of your body being torn.

You can, however, eat some odd objects hidden in the maze, after which your character goes into an even more unstable state. You can literally EAT the ghost monsters. Your character runs right up to them and devours them, only leaving their eyes.

There aren't any words to describe how horrific and terrifying this game is, and I don't want to spoil the surprises for you. Just go ahead and try it for yourself. Google the word Pac-Man and you'll find it on the first search.

HIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED.

ONE DAY I WAS LOOKING FOR A COPY OF SUPER MARIO 64 AND I SAW THIS STRANGE LOOKING MAN WITH A BLACK HOOD AND RED EYES THE MAN SAID THAT IF I WANTED TO BUY THIS GAME I LOOKED AT THE GAME AND IT SAID SUPER MARIO 6664 I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SUPER RARE COPY OF MARIO 64 SO I BOUTCH IT AND I WENT TO MY HOME AND I PLAYED THE GAME THEN SUDENLY THE GAME BEGAN AND THERE WAS MARIO WITH A SUPER REALISTIC FACE AND WITH SUPER REALISTIC EYES WITH REALISTIC BLOOD I GOT SCARED BUT THEN I CONTINUED TO PLAY BUT THEN THE GAME CRASHED AND THE FACE OF MARIO WAS A SKELETON WITH REALISTIC EYES I TURNED THE GAME OFF AND I LOOKED AT MY BED AND THERE WAS A PLUSHIE OF MARIO WITH REALISTIC EYES AND THE PLUSHIE HAD REALISTIC BLOOD AND THEN A SKELETON POPS OUT OF THE PLUSHIE AND I DIED.

ON FRIDAY 13TH DECEMBER ME AND MY FRIENDS WENT TO THE MALL TO GO SHOPPING, WE SAW A GAME THAT SAID LEGEND OF ZELDA TWILIGHT PRINCESS, WE BOUGHT IT AND WE WHEN TO THE CASHIER GUY AND SAID, "HOW MUCH IS THIS GAME" AND HE SAID,"ITS FREE" SO I BOUGHT IT AND THEN ON CHRISTMAS I GAVE IT TO MY FRIEND BOBBY, HE SAID "THANK YOU" AND I WAS LIKE BLUSHING.

HE PLAYED IT AT MY HOUSE, IT WAS ALL FINE TILL WE GOT TO THE 2ND MISSION, THE GAME SAID, "I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL" AND SAW A GRUESOME ANIMATION OF GANONDORF EATING LINKS HEAD OF AND BLOOD WAS EVERYWERE, THEN THE SCREEN GOT BLACK AND IT SHOWED SINGLE FRAME SAYING YOU ARE NEXT, WE GOT SCARED AND DIDNT WANT TO PLAY BUT WE STILL PLAYED SOME MORE, WE STARTED ANOTHER FILE BUT THE GAME DIDNT ALLOW US, SO WE KEPT ON PRESSING, A AND THEN IT STARTED BUT THEN THE GAME HAD DISORDERED MUSIC AND THE MAP WAS GLITCHED UP, WE SAW A GUY, ALMOST NAKED, WE TALKED TO HIM AND HE SAID, "YOU ARE THE WORST HUMAN BEING ON EARTH", "YOU SHALL PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID" THEN THE SCREEN TURNED TO BLACK, GANONDORF WAS STANDING WITH HIS SWORD AND LINK HAD HALF 1 HEART, GANON CUT LINKS HEAD OF AND SUPER REALISTIC BLOOD CAME OUT, THEN THE SCREEN WENT TO STATIC AGAIN AND THEN GANONS FACE WAS COVERED IN BLOOD AND HE SAID "YOU ARE DEAD" IN BIG RED TEXT, THEN WE WENT TO THE FILE SCREEN AND WE SAW A NEW FILE CALLED YOU, WE STARTED THAT ONE BUT WE HAD EVERYTHING IN THE GAME, BUT SOMEONE SAID TO US.

HE KILLED ME WITH A KNIFE THAT STABBED LINK THROUGH THE HEART, AND SUPER-DUPER REALISTIC BLOOD CAME OUT AND BLOOD WAS EVERYWERE AND THEN GUTS WERE SPILLING OUT OF LINKS MOUTH AND THEN THE SCREEN TURN TO BLACK, CAUSING GANON TO COME OUT OF THE SCREEN, HE CHOKED MY FRIEND TO DEATH AND TELEPORTED ME TO A DUNGEON FULL OF BLOOD, GUTS AND MY FRIEND.

HE TELEPORTED ME BACK BUT I WAS IN MY HOUSE, WITH A PAPER WITH BLOOD ON IT THAT SAID, GAME OVER.

I NEVER BOUGHT A LEGEND OF ZELDA GAME EVER AGAIN.