Self explanitory.
I think I'm pretty sure what I would do.
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If you suddenly got shapeshifting powers, what would the first thing you'd turn into be?
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I couldn't help but remember this….
Episode 15 one of the funniest in the whole season
On a related note I'd probs turn into some kind of bird
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Turn into a girl to help Who Am I?'s thread, of course.
Does the shapeshifting have to account flesh? cause if it doesn't I want to turn in to something like this.
But knowing my luck this will most likely happen.
Which honestly isn't to bad.
A colossal titan.I would lay waste to cities
The opposite gender.
Then I'd fap for a bit.
I'd become a velociraptor. SCREEE SCREEE MOTHERFUCKERS!
I would be the new Messiah
Patrick and Myconix, I love you guys.
I would probably shapeshift into a dragon and piss off all the scientists and the military. For da lulz.
I would transform into a life size Japanese Obama Action Figure.
I'd turn into a strong, independent black woman who don't need no man.
I'd become the main character of a show whos main audience is 6-13 year old boys.
Whoops, my magic watch is calling
I already have shapeshifting powers, but they only apply to a very specific part of my body.
A cat. Just a normal house cat.
Sleep all day, everyday.
opspe wrote:
I already have shapeshifting powers, but they only apply to a very specific part of my body.
Lol, I get it. Your vagina can stretch to fit any penis
Aggron. My absolute favorite pokemon. Any Steel type pokemon, really. Steel type is badass!!
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Boobs.
Or possibly a white dragon.
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But probably boobs.
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The form of a bucket of water.
myself
Step 1: Turn into something that can re-produce asexually, and split self.
Step 2: Become Opposite Genders.
Step 3: "Masturbate"
Shape shift into half life ep 3 and then leave myself on the floor in the busiest mall's game shop.
Mike myers
Digoxin wrote:
Your argument is invalid..
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Y'know? I think I'll just turn myself into Nyarlathotep.
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I am going to be swarmed by a metric shit ton of fangirls.
A gun, id go to where ever justin beiber lives, shape shift into a gun. Kill him, Shapeshift into a chair. And wait until the whole case is closed. Cops leave. I shapeshift human and go home.
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Natsuru Springfield wrote:
Step 1: Turn into something that can re-produce asexually, and split self.
Step 2: Become Opposite Genders.
Step 3: "Masturbate"
That gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Go fuck yourself."
One of these.
I'd walk around town simultaneously making people say "WTF?" and scream in terror as I rampage for free food. GIVE ME ALL YOUR STEAKS AND CHEESEBURGERS OR I'LL FUCK YOU UP!
LittleBlueDragon wrote:
One of these.
I'd walk around town simultaneously making people say "WTF?" and scream in terror as I rampage for free food. GIVE ME ALL YOUR STEAKS AND CHEESEBURGERS OR I'LL FUCK YOU UP!
Then you get shot with tranquilizers (or actual bullets) and you're screwed.
WAIT
After waking up in the cage, transform into a housefly or something.
My fursona!
I'll turn into bacon, eat myself, regenerate and repeat doing it forever.