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Post what you would do in the situation posted above.

You wake up to found out you've been revive from being dead for a year, What Do?

I continue life as normal. Nothing to see here.

You become the opposite gender of what you currently are. Wat Do?

Identify as a male anyway. Gender is based mostly on what you present yourself and identify yourself as, and my biological sex never changed, did it?

A cat is on your head. Wat do.

Have sex, no homo.
Epic ninja verbose.

Verbose banned you, what do,

Make a new account.
Mods suspend you. Wat do?

make a new account with the same user name with 'Not' in front

you find £50 (or regional equivalent) note on the floor, what do?

I saw no one drop it! take it!
You find lemon lube with no one to test it with, what do?

test it anyway?

you find yourself in a room filled with angry female bears

Pretend to be a feminist.
You find a clone of yourself having sex with a dead chicken. Wot do

Put it on a slip-n-slide.( This was supposed to be a reply to another user's post; it works out even better now.)

You are an alien robot guarding a treasure that is key to all the power in the entire alien society, located in a temple on the far side of the universe. Master designed you to strictly kill anyone who attempts to take it. He leaves you alone with the treasure for 7,000 years, fighting off would be treasure hunters. One day your Master's great grandson, aged seven, returns; you know this is true, because you are fitted with an incomprehensible alien technology that would know so. He alerts you that he is your new master, and you are now his property, and that you must now stand aside; but this is hard to confirm since you have not had any outside news for over 7,000 years. What do you do?

I am a robot I would step aside for the new master.

You find out you're an alien from another planet raised by your parents. What do?

Scream in agony because I'm playing in a bad Nickelodeon show

You're walking your dog at 06:30, and some stranger asks you for a light

"Sorry mate I don't smoke"

You're engaging in your favourite evening activity, kerb crawling, when this happens…

What do?

Run up and on my knees while in the submissive position, suck and play with his large hairy dick. Right when he is least expecting it, I will force his dick up into his eyes and force him to ejaculate in them, thus rendering him blind. I will then grab his actual rifle and shoot him If he's still warm and still has an erection, I'll probably fuck it.

Gay niggas from outerspace invade, what do?

Become a gay nigga in outerspace.

Squidward! I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! Wat do

Snap your fucking neck and hang you outside your pineapple.
You discover a new fossil that has never been found before. But, it was in a gay sex shop and if you tell the world you will be known as a homosexual.

Do it anyway and win big on the discovery because nobody gives a fuck how gay I am.

Spah, sapping your sentry. Wut do?

Wrench away, pardner.
Don't have date for homecoming. Wat do?

Stay home, invite a couple of buddies over to listen to Black Sabbath and blaze it.

Strapped in the electric chair by hostile enemies. Wat do?

LT+RT+LT+RT+LT+RT+LT+RT break out then go play some Zork on the nearby computer.

You go to make a sandwich but…oh lord….there is no butter, not even a scraping….wat do???

Use mayo instead

You've been caught in the McDonalds storeroom jacking off into the McMuffins. Wut do?

Finish in the muffin, bring it to my mouth, take a large bite out of it, while looking the one that caught me straight in the eyes.

This guy slaps your GF's ass

Wat do?

Laugh, because any girl I'd date would handle that situation herself without my help and real quick-like.

Your girlfriend slaps this guy's behind after he slaps hers.
Wat do.

Wash my hands

You can't think of a new situation for the What Do???/? thread.
Wat do

Cry

You just found out your mother is actually your father.
Wat do

Just go

Y2K actually happened.
Wat do?

Probably be dead.
You have to play naked, messy Twister with this man.

Wat do???

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

You open the door an a skeleton popped out. WHAT DO???

I put it back into the classroom laboratory closet; kids have been messing with it again.

ur a turd.

Must likely get flushed down the toilet.
You walked in to a group of cultist trying to summon a lovecraftian horror and now they want to use you as a sacrifice to their eldritch lord. WHAT DO?

PRAISE SATAN OF COURSE.
it turns out the sacrifice was a failure and you are now a bunny, wat do?

Impersonate RandomMan and acquire bitches.

Pizza man shows up at your door, but you didn't order any pizza.
Wat do

Take the pizza of course why waste free food. But it turns out the pizza was possessed by a demon and now it wants to eat the flesh off your face. What do?

Remove the plastic table thing in the middle and let the warm cardboard box ruin it.
You're in space and can survive the environment (or lack of), what do?

nothing.
you've seen everything. wat do?

Burn your house down, join the military, and find out how to bring back your brothers body along with your arm and leg.

You've catch'ed them all, but all of them are under-leveled for the Eilte 4, Wat Do?

close your eyes
You're the dictator of China. What Do?

Resign because I couldn't possibly run a country.

You turned into an easy chair. Wat do?

Change my difficulty.
You're given a free bed. What do?

Sleep on of course. Then the next morning you wake up to find a decapitated horse head at the foot of your bed with a death threat from the mob. what do?

Find the rest of the horse and eat it.
You get intestinal parasites from spoiled horse meat that give you super powers. What do?

It depends on the superpowers, if it wasn't one I liked, GET THOSE WORMS OUTTA ME!

As a side effect from the operation to get rid of the worms, you have become a Ditto.

Wat Do?

Impersonate kim kardashian loiter around red light district till someone stops…. then wait for police or someone to arrive then shapeshift till this gets published. then pit impersonation scenario then while everyone is busy I take over and unshut the shutdown thus opening everything.

you are now president of usa what do?

I wage war against every known country in the world, even the ESPECIALLY the third world countries. Then when every country launches their attacks at the USA I escape and hideout in Brazil. I come out of hiding 20 years later just to say "I did it for the lulz"

Justin Bieber comes to your house and asks for a drink of water, what do?

Invite him into my house. Tell him that there's water in the basement. When he's downstairs, lock the door and wait for him to die of thirst.

Justin Bieber is dead in your basement.
Wat do

Hire a voodoo zombie maker in to making him a zombie. then sell said bieber zombie online to his insane fangirls, unfortunately the idea not only attracted his fangirls but also the FBI. what do?

Obviously you fight the FBI in a last stand sort of deal, duh.

You end up surviving that said last stand somehow and are now on the run from the law after killing several FBI officers. What do?

Do what all fugitives do, go to Mexico. However the moment you enter Mexican soil your immediately kidnapped by the Mexican Mafia. What do?

Go to canada instead,
Your about to rob a bank but as soon as you walk in the door you shite yourself. What do? And it is a major shite that when you walk you lean towards on side and waddle.

>go north.

No seriously, I'd probably just walk and see what's changed. And then see my parents I guess