I'M HERE TO PUT YOU INTO SHAPE!
I CAN ASSURE YOU THESE NEXT POSTS WILL BE THE MOST GRUELLING POSTS OF YOUR MISERABLE LIVES
YOUR SPINES WILL BREAK, YOUR TEETH WILL ACHE, YOUR EYES WILL BE BLOODSHOT.
YOU WILL STEP OUT OF THIS THREAD IN STYLE AND IN SHAPE
GIVE ME ONE GOOD EXCUSE WHY YOU SHOULD NOT PARTAKE IN THIS THREAD!