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Some kind of forum game i took from some site.

Last posted Dec 02, 2013 at 07:30AM EST. Added Oct 31, 2013 at 03:06AM EDT
46 posts from 22 users

Give the user below you a problem, then that user has to post his solution and another problem to the user below.

I'll start this one.
The next user is a big fat bowl of fruity pebbles.

After years of bullying at school about my weight, I finally hit rock bottom.
All the other bowls of Special K and Grape Nuts send me hurtful message, telling me to end it all and just empty myself into the sink.
After seeing no reason to continue enduring this torment, I decide to take my own life.
As I stand at the edge of the sink, ready to tip, I have moment of clarity, and realize that the potential of my life would be wasted if I killed myself.
With the support of my family and closest friends, I get my life on track and start a strict health regiment.
After two years of hard work, I have lost hundreds of pounds of unused soggy pebbles and gallons of milk.
Where I was once a big, fat, clinically depressed bowl of fruity pebbles, I am now a healthy, skinny granola parfait.

The next user's parents are tragically killed by a mugger in an alley.

The death of my parents hits me hard. I take responsability of our small business. My life suddenly changes, and pretty abruptly, I must say. Years of work are placed in my hands, and a single mistake could screw everything up. I have to take care of a younger brother, and an older one, studying. I won't study, because a large responsability has befallen upon me.
Since our justice system is a joke, I eventually find the whereabouts of the mugger. I anticipate his movements, hide with a baseball bat, and strike while he's alone. I don't kill him. I break most of his limbs, some ribs and teeth. Then I leave, and rejoice as I read the newspaper.

The next user is in a bus and needs to go to the bathroom. And his next stop is still far away.

stab that muggin' beotch in the throat and feed his soul to my dying parents to revive them.

dang it, ninjad

hold it like a pro

The next user wakes up as the opposite gender, and you have barbed wire for hands.

Last edited Oct 31, 2013 at 02:23PM EDT

I'm sitting patiently as my chicken and beef brothers are slowly devorered. I begin to cry in the late night as I lay in my bag, waiting to be eaten.

The next user owns the entire stock of youtube and isn't a Jew.

Last edited Nov 02, 2013 at 10:36PM EDT

I am deeeaaaaad. I annoy King Kai until he throws me back. Then I beat up the latest threat to Earth because you have to be dead to be the hero for some stupid reason.

The next user is desperate to find out the result of the cliffhanger to his favourite TV show, but it won't be revealed for another thirty episodes.

I live my life happily and to the fullest, problems are an unknown cause to me. I have trancended the need for these puny problems. Not because of any phony four-leaf clover or horseshoe, but because I am enlightened by my happiness. In this moment I am euphoric.

You wake up one morning, turn to other side of your bed, and face Nicolas Cage staring you deeply and lustfully into the eyes, saying "You really stole my Declaration of Innocense last night."

What do?

Last edited Nov 03, 2013 at 09:58AM EST

Simple. I smash the MP3 player.

You're cornered by a blue car that fires orange flavored burritos. To your left, you see a package of solar powered M&Ms, and to your right you see a beetle that's holding a plastic spoon somehow. Which one do you choose to fight off the car?

nope.avi… wait, FU-* turns into BLU Engineer* Damnit!

You have the chance to become a god… However, you have to fight through 24 worlds beforehand, facing up to 3 tribes on any given world to do so, you yourself lead a tribe and you can only gain new abilities or buildings by stealing them from the enemies.

Are you up to the task, Shaman?

I go into the witness protection program, and get a job at the olive garden as a humble mixed grill. eventually, I get burned out, move to Vegas and open a popular casino. With the money I make, I get plastic surgery and become a rack of lamb.

You inexplicably get superheated at random moments. this prevents you from showing affection without hurting your loved ones.

I move to some country to seek the guidance of some wise guy. After some years i move back to my country only to find out that my loved ones have been murdered. I seek revenge, travelling across the globe to find out the murderers. The ringleaders. The corrupt. Eventually i come across their hideout. I go inside killing everyone who stands on my way. Their leader, a corrupt cop attempts to kill me using their guns, but i use my curse and blessing to be immune to the bullets. I run to the cop and punches him repeatedly before uttering his last words.
"you suck lel"
I finishes him by ripping his balls and shoving them to his mouth.

The next user is the crooked cop mentioned.

Last edited Nov 08, 2013 at 08:59AM EST

I use my power as a rack of lamb/ bad cop to convince you that what you are doing is wrong. I lie and say I didn't kill your family, that it was someone else. you believe me, of course, rack of lamb is the most honest food. I then stab you in the back.

the next user gain's five pounds anytime someone says "apple"

The plot of the game erased itself sooooo

You live in an home full of abuse. You spend your entire life growing up having to deal with you're chocolate addict parents, who are constantly fighting with each other about and for chocolate. they care more about chocolate then they do about you. They would constantly sell their belonging and anything else they could find just to buy more chocolate. Because of this You grow up depressed and unstable, and its getting to the point were this needs to stop. What do you?!?

–kill applejack–

Probably ignore them…

You are in a public toilet alone at night, and you hear a noise. All of a sudden there's this scraping sound on the door.

Last edited Nov 26, 2013 at 08:46PM EST
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