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Two guys are fighting over religion.
The religious fag believes that God is everything we do.
The other fag goes straight to science and sht.
How to stop both from fighting without taking any sides?

You stick them in a room together with a chessboard. They get to know each other, and like each other. Division causes problems in my opinion because people use stereotypes to fill a unknown void.

Send them to 4chan.

Tell them to stop and have sex already.

"God started physics and evolution."

Do an awesome-ass stunt right then and there – some sort of sick backflip will do.

They'll be so amazed they'll forget all about it.

to add:

Why stop them?
They might start fist fighting for their beliefs.

Take an agnostic POV. They'll bond over their mutual hatred of you.

How to stop both from fighting without taking any sides?

Well that's easy. You haven't specified the need to contribute and mediate their current discussion in a neutral manner. You just want them to stop fighting

So physically get in between them and tell them both to STFU and go back to reading their religious texts/Richard Dawkins books.

Roboticize them both and enlist them into the Eggman Empire's workforce.

Nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Tell them that both suck.
Or ready my folding chair and popcorn.
A little flamewar is always b gud