Gain a level, gain an ability!
Rules: exactly what it says
Level 1: you can pick the scent o blueberry cobbler out of the air.
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I don't think we've had this one for a while.
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uhh what
too short;didnt read version
How do i shot web gain a level?
It's automatic. Every person posts a new level's ability. Something funny/ random/ dumb/ self aware.
Sorry if I was unclear. I posted at 4:00 am.
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Level 2:
One fighter bonus feat, 1d10+CONmod hp, 2+INTmod skill points, +1 Base Attack Bonus, +1 reflex, will save.
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Level 3:
Choose your Class
Level 4:
The classic Dual Wield.
Level 5: LASER BEAMS
Level 6:
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Level 7: You are now ultra lucky…you are also bungie, the creators of halo.
Level 8 : Ability to punch people on the Internet.
Level ⑨: Ice manipulation
(Yes, this is a reference to exactly what you think it is.)
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Tahrdan Ismeh Wu-Temporis wrote:
Level ⑨: Ice manipulation
(Yes, this is a reference to exactly what you think it is.)
Turns out it wasn't a reference to what I thought it was.
Level 10: Able to sing a song that brings a small sized bear to join your party
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Serious Business wrote:
Turns out it wasn't a reference to what I thought it was.
You mean you WEREN'T thinking of Touhou?
Level 11: Regeneration
Level 12: Kleptomania and Infinite Storage Space.
Level 13: you can turn any item in your inventory into a raw fish.
Level 14: Finally knows why kids like the taste of cinnamon toast crunch
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Level 15: Get Spell: Conjure Kitchenware
Level 16: Exotic weapons training.
Level 17: You can now save your progress by dying.
You resurrect at a bonfire though.
level 18:
ability to see thru censors, rather pointless
Level 19:
You can see dead people.
Level 20:
You can now have the strength of a 6'11 basketball player
Level 21: You may now select a gender.
Level 22: You must purchase the Gold Membership to continue leveling up.
Level 23: You gain +15 points of experience.
YOU GOT:
Mann Co crates series "I-bet-you-were-expecting-a-hat" #99
This crate may contain.
Unusual Razorback
Unusual Razorback
Unusual Razorback
Unusual Razorback
And more weapons that are not even unusual!
You need a Know Your Meme key to open this crate
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Lv24: Spell Unlocked!
Does x9001 Modifier to The Darkness.
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Level 25: You can legitimately rape
Level 26, you go down to level 13 as a way to refine your personal skills to use your level-gained skills to their fullest potential.
Level 27: You can now form babby.
level 28: health bar introduced. you know have a finite amount of life. you were invincible before. come to think of it this is bad…
oh well..
level 29: You've gained a new abillity! "Zerg Rush" while this abillity is active you spawn mini versions of yourself that scream KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE
Level 30: You are now capable of wielding the mighty Banhammer.
Level 31: You get to conjure a volcano. Be warned, however, that the lava will only spare the caster. Allies will be burned just the same as enemies. The incantation for this ability is 'Paratanka'.
Level 32: Be granted the powers of the mighty Werewolf!
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Level 33: Unlock a much smarter and more feline familiar.
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level 34: you gain the ability to go to level 35
level 35: you get a cookie
Level 36: Gain ability to divide by zero
Level 37:
CONGRATULATIONS! You've unlocked Steam Trading Cards!
Trade and collect each videogame-themed set of cards, and you'll unlock a Steam Badge!
Obtain enough badges to reach level 38!
Level 38: You can protect your virginity in any situation.
LEVEL 39: You have aids and cancer.
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Level 40: All sicknesses are invulnerable to you
AutisticWeeb wrote:
Level 6:
Shake it! For real.
Level 41: You can now troll oponents to death
Level 42: You have found the answer to life, the universe and everything.
Level 43:You can now harness the demonic power of cookies and the angelic protection of candies.
Level 44: You may start researching nuclear fission
Level 45: You hold all political control in Africa (Except for the middle east)
Level 46: Draw a chance card!
Well Fiddlesticks.