What's the weirdest roleplay conversation you've seen in your fandom? SPOILERS
I'll start. It was a conversation between Erwin Smith and his disembodied arm. Actually, all the RPs made by Tumblr user "erwinsdemonarm".
erwinsdemonarm asked: "ERWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!" the arm crawled in carrying a butcher knife. "JOIN ME, FOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL!!! GIVE ME YOUR BLOOOOOOOOOOD SO THAT WE SHALL FOREVER BE UNITED AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!! GIVE ME YOUR SOULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!! I DEMAND IT!!!"
He stared at the arm, disbelief clear on his face. “I think not…I also think Levi or Hanji slipped something in my tea….this is not real…wait…wouldn’t you already have my blood if you’re my arm?”
"HEHEHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!..I CAN ASSURE YOU, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR TEA…HEHEHEEEEEEE!!!!…AND YES DARLING!! OUR BLOOD IS ONE AND THE SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME….HOWEVER, FOR ME TO TRULY PERFORM THIS RITUAL OF ETERNAL BONDAGE, I WOULD REQUIRE A SAMPLE FORM YOU AS WELL…YOU SEE, YOUR BLOOD IS A BIT MORE…FRESH!…I ALSO NEED TO SACRIFICE A MOOSE, WOULD YOU LIKE TO HELP ME FIND A MOOSE??"
"YOU CANT EXPECT ME TO BRING THE MEESE INTO THIS…..moose? mooses? meese? Do we even have these animals?
EITHER WAY NO ARM I CUT YOU OFF FOR A REASON. We’re done.”
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