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be it in movies, video game lines, something people said to you, some attempts to insult are hularious.

in Skyrim the nords insult you by calling you a "milk drinker"

in TF2 the sniper insults his late enemies by calling them bloody "fruit shop owners"

in movies starring Jay and Silent Bob a frequent slurr is 'Homophobe'. it's especially funny because they basically call them gay and stay politically correct at the same time

and some kiddo in CoD called me a "shotgun noob" even though shotguns are objetivly the worst weapons in the game…

what funny insults you came across?

"You're a penis." --IGN

A kid called me a "sack of robotic ketchup pee" before, I shit you not.

In middle school "Yeah? Well, you're a butt…….face!"

"I'm not a chicken! YOU'RE A TURKEY!"

All of them actually. People who use derogatory slang are as unintelligent as their insults.

"Bro, I bet your penis is so short, you've never even, like, had sex before"
-coming from a 13 year old

It was said in an amusing squeaky voice.

One time this supposedly jewish troll came into Pony General saying furries and ponies are all perverts and cloppers. This by far was the stupidest insult I've encountered.
So I told him to go fuck himself and went back to clopping to pone drawn by furry artists.

"Your Mom"

A stupider version has been seen in the wild:

"You're Mom"

@ANN

Don't forget it's cousin

"Your FACE!"

Just spend five minutes playing Counter-Strike Source, you will find the worst insult every thirty seconds.

"U'r Mom is So Fat, that she Can't play the Drums ::D:D:D:D:D" – Exactly what a message I got on steam said

your family is so fat that if they jumped they'd get stuck on each other.

…wut

"You're the worst sort of fucking person in the entire goddamned world, you're a vile, evil, sadistic, worthless piece of shit hypocrite and psycho- no, SOCIOPATH! AND YOU DESERVE TO DIE ONE THOUSAND GODLESS DEATHS BURNING ALIVE IN THE PITS OF THE DEEPEST CORNERS OF WHATEVER HELLS YOU BELIEVE IN YOU WORTHLESS, FUCKING, FREAK!!!"
to which I said

>implying you didn't come up with that in the shower hours after the event took place

It took a lot of work to think up that reaction, but i've been called worse.

i have been called a "supposed satanist"
which is dumb as i do not believe in satan or god for that matter

infact i think i will find the guy who said that about me
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well i couldn't find the post but his user name is diacraft
and said post was made on deviantart

and as far as i can see he is still douch

Every neg karma i've got.

some dumb people called me a ponyfag once…

I was called Chris Griffin in High School.
shrugs

I was once told to "suck a whore's vagina" and to "have sex with Satan and burn" for hating Sonic Riders.

Fuck you

Insults don't have to contain any form of slang. If I were to say "pretentious weeaboo" for example, there is no slang there.

no u

Shut it, you stupid poopy head.

You nerd I will wedgie you at lunch time

You're a meanie jerk face!!!

To quote one comment from PMRant's Top 10 Worst Youtube Channels.
This person said:

"You should put youself on the list cuz u are fucking stupid"

BTW, there's more where that came from.

"Your face."

Your mom's face.

"Your mom!" and any yo momma joke – as said by your sibling…

"You're so stupid you can't open a can with your dick". – some guy I overheard yesterday. He said this to a woman.

"You're a jelly fucking deedle hawk!" – internet troll. (WTF is a deedle?)

Any insult I try to make.

I was called a deep fried c*nt before if that counts.

I sometimes call people "shit-talking mushrooms"
For those who don't get it, shiitake mushrooms.

A skype message from some random.

m8 i went to the gym once

they had to kick me out because i benchpressed the benchpress.

i say to him "u wot m8?"

fuck off m8 I copyrighted that m8

if u wanna fite me

meet me a brisby tomorrow

ill be lifting till then ya bloody chinky

wut da fuk?
I copyrighted that pasta m8

I was once called "Yur a christian" in a insulting manner.