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Let the plague doctor jokes commence.

I put you inside a soul gem. Your medical intuition is useless now..

I confuse you with my Nephilim abilities to use illusion manipulation.

I crush your head with my Retractable Stinger

I use the powers of my chi to beat the both of you.

I only need 1.21 Gigawatts to kick your ass

Oh yeah well I can create life. top that one friend.

Well, i am Slender Man baby. Beat that.

Well let's how well you'll do when you yourself are weak against the air itself.

I am a God from the Finnish mythology. Your power is invalid

I have the power of the swamp. None can stand before me.

I can create portals through time. The swamp means nothing to me.

I can be annoying as hell more than I already am

I can trick you to fuck me then no one knows or everyone fucks me and you didn't know or it ends with fogeting who's first

This is pretty damn awesome for a fire ability.

I only need to invoke the flames twice. The first to burn you to death, the second to revive you UNDER MY CONTROL.. (Check the limitations)

It may be useless, but it looks cool

Hope nobody minds a dragon horse coming by!

I can be anyone or anything I want to be!

That won't help you against my… uncontrollable chaos?

I don't see how this will help me.

Aww yeah, mothafucka

Time to create a copy of Perfect Chaos.

I guess it's good!

What the hell am i supposed to do with this?

At least yours has some potential practical use!

Well at least I have an object that gives me magical powers.

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What the hell am i also supposed to do with this?

A rubber blade would be COMPLETELY USELESS.

I still don't give a shit.

My breath will make you all calm and serene like. Like fresh cut spring flowers spewed across a babbling brook with a hint of lemon.

kek

Cosmic Manipulation

. . .

Awesome.

With my power, i shall become……….
MYSELF.

Huehuehue

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Disease_Acceleration

I Accelerate your Autism so you become brain dead and i shoot you in the head.

STOP! HAMMERTIME!

I download a shaweet sword and prepare to chop some bitches up…
But the network is terrible, and I get hammer'd before the download reaches 1 percent.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Download

Okay, how does this even work.

nope

THE GRIM REAPER HAS ARRIVED.

Well, that is probably the most hilarious usage of that…

If I get to use the powers of media depictions of it, then I regenerate HP slowly (AoM expansion) and, of course, can call down lots of meteors (FF).

GENERIC PHRASE BASED ON AN INJOKE INVOLVING A VAMPIRIC HEDGEHOG AND ANOTHER HEDGEHOG OFFERING HER BLOOD WHILE THE VAMPIRE IS LYING ON THE GROUND

ALL THE LUCK. AAAAAAAALL OF IT.

I can travel through time,I go to the future,I catch the heaviest gun,I travel to the present,and then I kill you

You've seen enough hentai to see where this is going.

I become smarter, faster, and stronger!

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you

I don't get it

Nearly God

I can divide by 0 successfully. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?