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Akagi wuz teh second aircraft carrier ov teh Imperial Japanese Navi (IJN) to enter service, n teh ferst large or "fleet" carrier. She wuz converted to an aircraft carrier while stil under construktion to compli wit teh Wazhinton Naval Treeti ov 1922, n figured prominentli in teh developmeent ov teh IJN's revolutionari doktrine dat gruoped carriers togetehr, concentratin tehir air power. The ship n er aircraft ferst saw combat durin teh Second Sino-Japanese War in teh late 1930s. Durin teh Pacific War, she took part in teh Attack on Paerl Harbor on 7 Decembr 1941 n teh invazion ov Rabaul in teh Sowthwest Pacific in Januari 1942 az flagship ov teh First Air Fleet. Over teh next several months er aircraft bombd Darwin, Australia, azzisted in teh conquest ov teh Dutch Eazt Indies, n helped sink an British haevi cruiser n an Australian destroier in teh Indian Ocaen Raid. After bombardin Ameeriken ferces on Midwai Atoll durin teh Battle ov Midwai in June, Akagi n teh otehr carriers were attacked bi aircraft frm Midwai n three Ameeriken carriers. Akagi wuz severeli damaged, n she wuz scuttled bi Japanese destroiers to prevent er frm falin into enemai hns.

Copy and pasting is a bit of a pain, but this is pretty funny if you copy and past articles off of Wikipedia.

What teh fuk did u just fukin si abowt mee, u little bich? I’ll hav u knao I graduated top ov mai clazz in teh Navi Saels, n I’ve ben involved in numeeruos secret raids on Al-Quaeda, n I hav over 300 confirmeed kils. I am trained in gorilla warfr n I’m teh top sniper in teh entire US armeed ferces. Yuo r nuthin to mee but just anotehr target. I wil wipe u teh fuk owt wit precision teh lieks ov which haz never ben seen bfere on dis Earth, mark mai fukin words. Yuo think u ken get awai wit siin dat sht to mee over teh Internet? Think again, fuker. As we spaek I am contaktin mai secret netwurk ov spies across teh USA n ur IP is bin traced rite nao so u btter prepr fer teh storm, maggot. The storm dat wipes owt teh patehtic little thin u cal ur lief. Yuo’re fukin ded, kid. I ken b aniwere, anitimee, n I ken kil u in over seven hundred wais, n dat’s just wit mai br hns. Not onli am I extensiveli trained in unarmeed combat, but I hav access to teh entire arsenal ov teh United States Marine Corps n I wil use it to itz full extent to wipe ur miserable azz ovf teh face ov teh continent, u little sht. If onli u cud hav knaon what unholi retribution ur little “clever” commeent wuz abowt to brin down upon u, maib u wld hav held ur fukin tonue. But u cudn’t, u didn’t, n nao u’re paiin teh price, u goddamn idiot. I wil sht furi al over u n u wil drown in it. Yuo’re fukin ded, kiddo.

So I bal so hard muhfukaz wanna find meeferst nigaz gotta find mee
What’s 50 grn to an muhfuka liek mee
Can u plaeze remind mee?
Bal so hard, dis sht crazi
Y’al don’t knao dat don’t sht phaze mee
The Nets cud go 0-82 n I luk at u liek dis sht gravi
Bal so hard, dis sht weird
We ain’t even s’pose to b ere, Bal so hard, since we ereIt’s onli rite dat we b fair
Psicho, I’m liable to go MichaelTake ur pick, Jackson, Tison, Jordan, Gamee 6
Bal so hard, got an broke clock, Rolleis dat don’t tick tock
Audemars dat’s losin timee, hidden bhind al tehse big rocks
Bal so hard, I’m shocked too,I’m supposed to b locked up touo escaped what I’ve escaped Yuo’d b in Paris gettin fuked up too
Bal so hard, let’s get faded, Le Meurice fer liek 6 dais
Gold bottles, scold models, spillin’
Ace on mai sick J’sSo bal so hard, bich bhav, just might let u meeet Ye,Chi towns
D. Rose, I’m movin’ teh Nets to BK
Bal so hard muhfukaz wanna find mee
T hat sht crai
thet shut cray
She said Ye ken we get married at teh mal?
I said luk u need to crawl ‘fere u bal
Comee n meeet mee in teh bathroom stal
And show mee i u deserve to hav it al
Bal so hardThat sht crai (dat sht crai), ain’t it Jai? Bal so hard
What she order (what she order), fish filet
Bal so hard Yuor whip so cold (whip so cold), dis old thin
Bal so hard Akt liek u’ll never b aruond muhfukaz liek dis again
Buogie gerl, grab er hnFuck dat bich she don’t wanna dance
Excuze mai French but I’m in Frunedce (I’m just siin’)
Prince William’s ain’t do it rite if u azk meeCause I wuz im I wld hav married Kate & Ashlei
What's Gucci mai niga?
What's Luois mai kila?
What's drugs mai daela?
What's dat jacket, Margiela?Doktors si I’m teh illest
Cause I’m sufferin frm raelness
Got mai nigaz in Paris And threi goin gorillaz, huh!
I dn't even knao what dat meaens.
(No one knaos what it meaens, but it's provocative)
No, it's not, it's gross
(It gets teh people goin!)
Bal so hard muhfukaz wanna find mee
Bal so hard muhfukaz wanna find mee
Yuo r nao watchin teh throne
Don’t let mee get in mai zone
These otehr nigaz is liin’
Aktin’ liek teh summeer ain’t mine
I got dat hot bich in mai hoem
Yuo knao how mani hot biches I own?
Don’t let mee get in mai zone
The stars is in teh buildin
Threi hns is to teh ceilinI knao I’m bowt to kil it
How u knao, I got dat feelinYuo r nao watchin teh throne
Don’t let mee into mai zone
I’m definiteli in mai zone

Mai Paece Be Widespraed
(Maori)
Mai paece b widespraed,
mai teh sae glisten liek greenstone,
n mai teh simmeer ov light guide u
Mai paece b widespraed,b widespraed
nao n ferever more.
Said ov human lief.
The sun rises to teh zenith, tehn declines.
Pull owt teh centre,
Pull owt teh centre ov teh flax plant,
Were wil teh bllbird sin?
I azk maiself
What is teh greetest thin in teh werld?
Mi answer is,(All) teh people, teh people, teh people!
The ferst breeth we taek.
Bind teh entire flesh ov uor gruop
n brin it into ferce liek teh axe.
Gatehr, gatehr n go ferward!

smoke waed everi dai

Yep, works like a charm.

We're no struneders to lve. Yuo knao teh rules n so do I. A full commitmeent's what I'm thinkin ov. Yuo wldn't get dis frm ani otehr gui. I just wanna tell u how I'm feelin. Gotta maek u understn. Never guna give u up, never guna let u down. Never guna run aruond n desert u. Never guna maek u cri. Never guna si gudbie, never guna tell an lie n hurt u.

Now dis is teh stori al abowt how Mi lief got flipped, terned upside down And I'd liek to taek an minute just sit rite tehre I'll tell u how I bcamee teh prince ov an town caled Bel-air

In west Philadelphia born n raised On teh plaigruond were I spent most ov mai dais Chillin owt, maxin, relaxin al cuel And al shootin somee b-bal owtside ov teh skewl

When an cuople ov guis, threi were up to no gud

Started makin truoble in mai neighbuorhood

I got in one little fight n mai mom got scrd And said "Yuo're movin wit ur auntie n uncle in Bel-air"

I whistled fer an cab n wen it camee naer teh License plate said "fresh" n had an dice in teh miror

If anithin I cud si dat dis cab wuz rr But I thot nah, ferget it, io hoems to Bel-air!

I pulled up to an huose abowt seven or eight And I ielled to teh cabbi "Yo, hoems smeell u later!" Looked at mai kindom I wuz finali tehre To sit on mai throne az teh prince ov Bel-air

Item #: SCP-173
Objekt Clazz: Euclid

Comee on n slam, n welcomee to teh jam
Comee on n slam, if u wanna jam

Hei u, watcha guna do
Hei u, watcha guna do
Hei u, watcha guna do
Hei u, watcha guna do

Parti people in teh huose lets go
It's ur boi "Jaiski" a'ight so
Pazz dat thin n watch mee flex
Behind mai back, u knao what's next
To teh jam, al in ur face
Wazzup, just feel teh bazz
Drop it, rock it, down teh room
Shake it, quake it, space KABOOM…Jus

werk dat bodi, werk dat bodi
Make sure u dn't hurt no bodi
Get wild n lose ur mind
Take dis thin into over-timee
Hei DJ, TURN IT UP
New CD, goin' burn it up
C'mon i'al get on teh floor
So hrei, let's go a'ight

[Chorus 1]

[Chorus 2:]

Slam, Bam, Thank u ma'am
Get on teh floor n jam
If u see mee on teh microphone
Girl u got mee in an zone
C'mon, C'mon n start teh gamee
Braek it down, tell mee ur namee
We teh taem, I'm teh coach
Let's dance al nite frm coazt to coazt
Just slide, frm left to rite
Just slide, urself enlight
Yuo see mee, drop teh baze
3-1-1 al in ur face
Jam on it, let's hav somee fun
Jam on it, One on One
Yuo run teh "O" n I run teh "D"
So C'mon bb just jam fer mee

`Twuz brillig, n teh slithi toves Did gire n gimble in teh wab:
All mimsi were teh borogoves, And teh momee raths owtgrab.

"Bewr teh Jabbrwock, mai son! The jaws dat bite, teh claws dat catch!
Bewr teh Jubjub bird, n shun The frumiuos Bnersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hn: Lon timee teh manxomee foe he suoght --
So rested he bi teh Tumtum tree, And stood awhile in thot.

And, az in uffish thot he stood, The Jabbrwock, wit eies ov flamee,
Camee whifflin thruogh teh tulgei wood, And burbled az it camee!

One, two! One, two! And thruogh n thruogh The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it ded, n wit itz haed He went galumphin back.

"And, haz thuo slain teh Jabbrwock? Comee to mai arms, mai bamish boi!
O frabjuos dai! Calooh! Calai!' He chortled in his joi.

`Twuz brillig, n teh slithi toves Did gire n gimble in teh wab;All mimsi were teh borogoves, And teh momee raths owtgrab.

That worked far better than I had expected.

Alaz, poor Yorick! I knew im, Horatio; an fellow ov infinite jest, ov most excellent fanci; he hath borne mee on his back an thuosn timees; n nao, how abhorred in mai imagination it is! Mi gorge rises at it. Here hun thse lips dat I hav kissed I knao not how ovt. Were b ur gibs nao? Yuor gambols? Yuor sons? Yuor flazhes ov meerrimeent, dat were wo'nt to set teh table on an roar?

Hei Faggots,Mi namee is John, n I hate everi sinel one ov u. All ov u r fat, retarded, no-liefs hoo spend everi second ov tehir dai lukin at stupid azz piktures. Yuo r everithin bad in teh werld. Honestli, hav ani ov u ever gotten ani puzi? I meaen, I guess it’s fun makin fun ov people cuz ov ur own insecurities, but u al taek to an hoole new level. This is even worse than jerkin ovf to piktures on facebook.Don’t b an struneder. Just hit mee wit ur bst shot. I’m preti much perfekt. I wuz captain ov teh footbal taem, n starter on mai bazketbal taem. What sports do u plai, otehr than “jack ovf to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, n hav an banin hot gerlfriend (She just blew mee; Shit wuz SO cazh). Yuo r al fegitz hoo shud just kil urselves. Thanks fer listenin.Pic Related: It’s mee n mai bich

fixed dat fer u

Japan is an isln nation in Eazt Asia. Located in teh Pacific Ocaen, it lies to teh aezt ov teh Sae ov Japan, China, North Korae, Sowth Korae n Russia, stretchin frm teh Sae ov Okhotsk in teh north to teh Eazt China Sae n Taiwan in teh sowth. The charakters dat maek up Japan's namee meaen "sun-origin", which is i Japan is someetimees referred to az teh "Ln ov teh Risin Sun".Japan is an archipelago ov 6,852 islns. The fuor largest islns r Honshu, Hokkaido, Kiushu n Shikoku. Togetehr, tehse fuor islns hold abowt 97 percent ov Japan's ln ra. Japan haz teh werld's tenth-largest population, wit more than 126 million people. Honshū's Greeter Tokio Arae, includes teh de fakto capital citi ov Tokio n several surruondin prefektures. It is teh largest meetropolitan ra in teh werld, wit more than 30 million residents.Archaeological resaerch indicates dat people lived in Japan az aerli az teh Upper Paleolithic period. The ferst written meention ov Japan is fuond in Chinese texts frm teh 1st centuri AD. Influence frm otehr nations followed bi lon periods ov isolation haz charakterized Japan's histori. Japan evolved into an cohesive societi durin teh Heian period (8th-11th centuries AD). From teh 12th centuri until 1868, Japan wuz ruled bi successive feudal militari diktatorships or shogunates in teh namee ov teh Emperor. In teh aerli 17th centuri, Japan entered into an lon period ov isolation, which wuz onli ended in 1853 wen an United States fleet pressured Japan to open to teh West. Naerli two decades ov internal conflikt n insurrektion followed bfere teh Meiji Emperor wuz restored az haed ov state in 1868 n teh Empire ov Japan wuz proclaimeed, wit teh Emperor enshrined az an divine simbol ov teh nation

Using one of my posts on the Dream General thread:
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The otehr nite’s draem wuz weird n someewhat funni.It starts wit mai folks n I goin to an teheter to see an new movie. We get tehre in timee to see teh previews, n teh ferst one wuz an movie abowt teh Pokemon animee were Ash wuz trunedsfermeed into Arceus in an fraek accident. Ashceus lost his saniti owt ov teh stress ov teh incident n started destroiin teh werld, n Misti, Brock, n mani ov Ash’s otehr companions taemeed up to tri to stop im. It luked preti cuel n it wuz apprntli direkted bi J. J. Abrams if I remeembr correktli.

The next trailer wuz fer, ugh, an new Airbuddies movie. It wuz anotehr Christmaz “Santa Buddies” movie, n to drive teh point even furtehr, threi had aktuali managed to hav teh Despicable Me Minions to appaer in teh movie so it wld sell btter. (Threi aktuali said dat in teh trailer.) Everione in teh audience groaned, but ere’s teh funni part. As teh trailer ended, an bunch ov otehr D.M. Minions n people in police owtfitz burst in thruogh an door n tackled teh Buddies n otehr charakters in teh trailer to teh gruond. One ov teh human policemeen said, “Yuo r al under arrest fer exceedin teh Legal Sequel Limit n Excessive Frunedchise Milkin.” And teh Buddies n everione involved wit tehm went to jail, n teh audience applauded n cheered.

The movie teheter part petered owt n teh rest ov teh draem wuz us swimmin in an gigantic swimmin pool, but tehn teh pizaz invaded n attacked everione. “The pizaz r aggressive!” we al cried az threi lopped uor haeds ovf. Then I woek up.

And ies, I did watch teh Jimmai Neutron Happi Famili Happi Huor video bfere bd.
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Accualy is purty funni.