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You’ll always turn around if you've left the house without your phone

You have ZERO tolerance for slow or choppy Wi-Fi

Open my book, using Google as a dictionary. Won't stop looking at Reddit.

I can't go five minutes without a steady internet connection streaming in my veins.
Is that bad?

I cannot work without access to the Web or email.

Like, I would lose my job.

I think OP meant things that are not necessary for life.

I am no slave

ur not necesary for life tho

Bah. That's a lie. Who will you worship then?

Actually looking back on my comment, I take it back.

If the internet goes down at my work, EVERYONE stops working on EVERYTHING.

If the internet goes down at home, I spend all my time frantically trying to get it back

I get paid to use the internet

I get anxious if I spend more than one day without checking my mail

I talk to my flatmate through facebook…when we are both in the same room

I get anxious if I spend more than one day without checking my mail

It also applies to every account i ever made in the last two years.

I'm not a slave to technology.
I'm in a BDSM relationship with technology.

I am up till 4 in the morning wasting the first few days of my winter break online. I AM A SERVANT SLAVE TO KYM AND THE INTERNET!!!

Slams laptop shut and turns out lights to cry myself to sleep

I for one, welcome our new Internet overlords.

I can't eat unless I'm watching TV or a video on the internet.

Apple has the best products ever designed because their marketers told me so.

I am not a slave…I simply choose to do every little thing that it tells me…

First thing I open when I wake up is my laptop.
No, not even my eyes. My laptop.