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I am Jakalope Gregg, AND I'M FINE!

and I became a fan of Oingo Boingo.

i feel like a jet fighter developed for the Soviet Union by Mikoyan-Gurevich OKB

I command in the name of the Emperor.

I'm super chubby and I'm in love with Syndic, we'll get married one of these days >:U

I really like AoE, CivV and Minecraft.

My favorite pokemon is Dialga.

I play a shit ton of Magic: The Gathering (That's a lie, I mostly collect nowadays). I have a lot of money invested into magic. I even have some complete sets.

I like coffee.

I don't know much about myself, but it seems that on this site, I have an ability to kill threads. For instance, I just make my first post in the Shitpost General; a thread that has been active for months now. But ever since I posted, no one has ever said anything. This is not the first time it's happened btw.

@Surprise bit

The surgery one and the having a twin sister AND twin brother is false.
I do have a twin sister, though.

Okay I'm going to change my answers to:

-I’m getting married this year
-I’ve had reconstructive face surgery after an accident.
-I have a twin sister and a twin brother
-One of my cousins writes for Parks and Recreation.

@Disturbed

Eh, close enough.

1. I’m openly gay = false. I'm openly bisexual
2. At one point I lived with 7 cats in the household = true. One cat gave birth
3. I’ve been suspended from school for distributing weed = false. Never even touched the stuff
4. I once worked at a slaughterhouse where I got to taste raw bile from an animals gall bladder = true. One of the jobs is to collect gall bladders from the slain animals (The bile contains chemicals that are used in medicine and are sold to pharmaceutical companies. Every liter of bile is worth $1000). I squeezed one too tight and it exploded, gushing bile all over my face and in my mouth. Tasted revolting.
5. I work as a computer repair serviceman = false. I did once, but currently I do tech support for a web design firm
6. I live with my old high school friends = true. We are the truest of friends.
7. I always sleep in the nude and touch myself to sleep = false. I do this sometimes, not always
8. I get drunk every weekend = true. My alcoholism is my greatest shame. I am not proud of it

And yes…well…no we didn't have sex but I'd help you with your virginity problem I wasn't so far away.

Normal stuff:
I play the piano and I have performances sometimes. I am very narrow-minded when it comes to music because I really only listen to classical. I write music, collect video games, really like the SNES, draw a little bit, and like trying new foods (even if I don't know what they re or what they are made of). Some of my favorite types of foods are Greek, Japanese, Mexican, and Indian. I also really like cheese, sugary foods, and seafood. I'm also interested in cooking and traveling.
Weird stuff:
I'm really paranoid and obsessive compulsive. I'm writing a book. I don't know what it's called. It's just an endless story and it's complete nonsense. Some parts are just run on sentences that last for pages. I already have several notebooks filled. I have an extreme and abnormal obsession with geography, astronomy, chemistry, linguistics, musicology, and mathematics. I read non-fiction books, atlases, nutritional facts and sheet music for fun. I have a fear of having things wrapped around my body (especially my wrists) and a fear of insects. I've been trying to make my own language since I was around 7 years old.

I have a tendency to dislike things that I used to like when they are getting too much Publicity and Fanaticism in my perspective of world. Some example are Doctor Who and League of Legends. I feel like the DW Fangirls who doesn't acknowledge the Classics has tripled and that just bothers me a lot (well everybody does). But I can become a fanatic and force the things that I like.

I am both a very caring person and a vengefully sadistic bitch who will gnaw at your psyche.

Since I never really specified about myself in the "New members, introduce yourselves" thread, here we go;
1. I also like Touhou, and a ton of other stuff.
2. I'm technically a Hikkomori(except I stay in my house most of the time, instead of my room).
3. I play roblox MMORPGS and adventure games, stuff like that.

how can I tell, for I am nameless.

Hmm, let's see.
1. I have never seen a full episode of Dragon Balls, infact I don't even like Dragon Balls.
2. I love Pokemon, but I don't care about the anime, and I don't EV train my Pokemon, infact I don't even know what the hell is EV, I just play it for fun and catch some cool Pokemons.
3. The only anime that I ever enjoyed is Valkyria Chronicles, yes there is an anime for that.
4. I get teary whenever I see epic battle scenes where several different factions team up together, eg. ME3 space battle.
5. I can never get addicted to MMORPGs, infact the more I play, the more I get bored by it.
6. There is one time when I was in year 7, I made a HUGE mistake and it completely destroys my social life till this day.

I was a Butcher.

1 im more serius in real life

2 the internet is the place were i can be totally my self

3i i like antiques, videogames, and guns. mostly guns

4alf of the guys in my school are pure cancer.

5 i mostly find more nice people in the internet, and in real life is relly, REEALLY, rare to find someone nice.

6 im christian, but damn im not a radical one.

7 im from latinoamerica, but my english voice sounds like a russian man.

8 and for last, i think that KYM is better than any other social site in the internet.\

9 i preffer goin to the outsides alone, like in a park or a forrest

10 Im not so good with starting a conversation, or well, it depends on the pearson

Also, here is some little song that i finded:

I'm just a chimpanzee randomly typing on the keybo72a k328!4ö.

Hi! Carno here, and I want to share two things with KYM:
1. Today marks my first complete year on Know Your Meme.
2. I really wanted to be pick for a special title for the thanks awards.oh well.

I feel personally affected when people either praise or criticize He-Man.

the whole "guess which ones are lies thing is p interesting so ima do that also, four of these are lies.

• i've known two KYM-ers since high school IRL
• i'm an animation major
• i am left handed
• i think that Frozen, despite having LOTS of problems story and pacing-wise, is a lot more entertaining than Tangled which had way fewer narrative problems
• thanks to a professor, i was able to intern last summer at [adult swim]
• i have a streak of red in my hair in homage to Rufio from Hook
• one of my uncles is an internationally renowned painter, doing portraits for world leaders from the United States, the Philippines, Morocco, and Argentina
• i know the identity of Double Dick Dude

may the odds ever be in your favor

Whenever I get bored, I make random theories about stuff, like the possibility that some guy did actually rewind time back at some point in hope to prevent something (a zombie apocalypse probably).
Then when I talk about those theories with my senpai, I easily disprove them myself…

When Im driving my car I allways end up wishing my car had spartacus blades on the tires and a mounted mg42 to just beat the shit out of everyone.
I think that nowadays people dont headbang enough.
I got trapped in a 5th floor that was on fire and survived, 3 of my friends werent that lucky. I nearly go to prison after the fire cause we had a hydroponics setup (that didnt burn, ffs).

I hold a Class C trebuchet operator's license.

I am 15 this year.

I came to know memes, I stayed because the mods are sexy pieces of ass.

i am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together

In about a 3 year period I went from being homeless and living on the streets to being launched into orbit via a modified intercontinental ballistic missile

I was going to post a list of facts about myself here, but I refrained from doing it eventually because I don't enjoy sharing stuff that I consider private with the public.

Well, there's one fact about me, though. c:

I'm reading AND posting from my toilet, mid-crap.

1. I like seeing Pokemon in maid outfits.
2. Pokemon BW/BW2 are my favorite Pokemon games.
3. Zyzz is my idol. I
4. Rosa(BW2 female character) is my waifu.
5. Hilbert is my favorite, playable male character from Pokemon.
6. I like Lil Wayne.
7. I like music in general except for dubstep. >Implying dubstep is music
8. I bullshit my way through all my classes.
9. I despise onision.
10. My Big 4 ranking goes Megadeth>Anthrax>Metallica>>>>>>>Slayer.
Which one of those is the lie?

My name is lizza from phil

There are 3 lies here. Find it out yourself. In 3 days time, answers will cum (lol dat sexy reference)

1. I'm 15 this year
2. I was a fan of soccer (in other note: Chelsea Rules!)
3. I had all 4 generations of PlayStations, and they're in working condition
4. I sleep with a Doraemon plushie.
5. I like dubstep.
6. I'm totally okey with pony porn
7. I never tried playing Candy Crush
8. I was in the top 10 in my class in the finals
9. I weight 171 pounds
10. Fluttershy is my waifu
11. I can't headshot in TF2 no matter how hard I try
12. I woke up early for one reason: MLP
13. I joined KYM because of all you funny and nutty people
14. I find Twilight sexy
15. I live in a flat

If you think you can find out my fakes, I dare you to quote this post.

I think having a Xbox 360 constitutes being a "le faget lelelelel"

i survived from death 3 times