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How it works: This is an interactive adventure game. First reply to the last post will always be the one answered. I will list down >Perform Action, >Go to Location, >Open Inventory, and >Speak. These are all the main components of the game. You cannot use more than one of these in a turn. So you can't go ">Perform Action, >>Go to Location." You use the actions via typing a second arrow for the effect action. So, to go to a location, you would put ">Go to Location, >>House." Feel free to ask for help.

You wake up in your bed. What do you do?

>Perform Action
>Go to Location
>Open Inventory
>Speak

>Perform Action

>>Retrieve Arms

You retrieve your arms. There is a Walter P22 .22 pistol, a pocket knife, and a baseball bat.
What would you like to take?

Forgot to mention, your inventory has 6 slots.

>Retrieve all arms

It's actually >Perform action, >>Retrieve all arms, but I'll let it slide.

You retrieve all arms

Current Inventory:
Walther P22
Pocket Knife
Baseball Bat
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What will you do?
>Perform Action
>Go to Location
>Open Inventory
>Speak

>go to location >>kitchen

You walk into the kitchen. It's a nice kitchen indeed.

What will you do?
>Perform Action
>Go to Location
>Open Inventory
>Speak

>Speak
>> Yell "HELLO?"

You yell "HELLO?" and suddenly you hear a faint voice whisper "Come closer." from the basement.
2spoopy.

What will you do?
>Perform Action
>Go to Location
>Open Inventory
>Speak

>Perform Action
>>Run back to your room like you're being chased by a zombie or something

>perform action >take items from fridge

You run the hell back to your room. You should be safe. Suddenly you hear the voice getting closer, saying "Why do you try to escape?"

What will you do?
>Perform Action
>Go to Location
>Open Inventory
>Speak

>Speak
>>"..Wh-who are you…?"

He replies "A friend. Come to me."

What will you do?
>Perform Action
>Go to Location
>Open Inventory
>Speak

>Go to Location >>Basement

>speak
>>Stay back unless I say you can come closer. What do you want?

You go down to the basement. He says "Yes. Come and find me, friend."

What will you do?
>Perform Action
>Go to Location
>Open Inventory
>Speak

>Perform Action
>>Upgrade input system
>>> No longer require this kind of input

Booting new input. Please wait.
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Thank you for waiting. You have upgraded the game to text-roleplay controls. Type any command you wish such as "Go to basement" or "Sit down" or etc. with a "/" infront of it. Thank you for your patience.

Open inventory/

Les Grandes Bump

I said a "/" INFRONT of it, but I'll let it slide.

You open your inventory.

Current Inventory:
Walter P22
Pocket Knife
Baseball Bat
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/Equip Walther P22 amidoinitrite?

Yep.

You equip your trusty Walter P22.

/Dual-Wield pocket knife with pistol.

You whip out your knife, and carry your P22 in the other hand.
Damn, you look badass.

/Look for basement lightswitch

You look for the basement lightswitch.
It appears to be just to the right of you

/Try to flip the switch manly by using bullets, sure a lightswitch can withstand the bullets fired from your gun.

You shoot the switch. Not only does it break the light, but it breaks the wire and shuts down all power in the house.

/fuck shit up.

You start shooting and stabbing everything, AKA fucking shit up.
You hear the voice of the mysterious man, "OW, GOD DAMMIT JESUS"

/Continue shooting and stabbing in the general direction of the voice.

You shoot him more, and you hear him die after 6 shots and 2 stabs exactly. But as he dies, you realize you recognize his voice… you killed JonTron. How dare you.

/Casually drink some tea.

You drink some tea. Classy way to recover after murdering JonTron.

/Fap.

You badingle your badongle. JonTron is now decaying into a pile of bones.

/Shit around.

>Perform Action
>>Retrieve Items
>>>Take Walther P22 and Baseball bat

You shit around. Nothing productive was done.
Meanwhile, flies are swarming JonTron's gross dead body.

/Perform Necrophilia.

You unzip your pants and get some dead JonTron ass. Hawt.

/Cannibalize JonTron's Corpse

You cannibalize his corpse. It tastes gross.

/Stare longingly at a wall, wondering what you're doing with your life and why you're murdering youtubers, having sex with their corpses and then eating said corpse.

/Gain new powers from having eaten JonTron's corpse.

[Mad World by Gary Jules playing in the distance]

/spas out uncontrolably

BLARGRLRGRL

/upgrade graphics