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As per the title, pick the name of any band and come up with a way to make it sound like the title for a porn flick. Can relate to any type of porn.

For Example:
Neutral Milk Hotel = Neutral Milf Hotel
Andrew Jackson Jihad = Andrew Jackoff Jihad
The Ramones = The Ramoans

Odd Future Wolf Gangbang

Imagine Drag-queens

I couldn't think of other bands.

Jimmy Eat World – Jimmy Eat Girl

Or, The Decemberists – The December-fists

Dragonforce

The Beat-offs
Chokken
Crystal Asstles
Def Cougar
Elvis Undressly
Faith No Whore
Frank Crappa and the Mothers I'd Like To Fuck
Gay-Z
Gordon Lightfuck
Kumelot
Machine Giving Head
New Whoreder
One In the Pink Floyd
Spinal Fap
Transsexual Siberians Orgy-stra

Seven Mary Three = Seven Mary Threesome

Nine Inch Nails = Nine Inch Dicks

Drowning Pool = Drowning Pussy

Alice in Chains = Alice in Chains

I have good one, but it's not really a porn name:
SANIC! at the Disco

But here's what i thought so far
Pierce the Veil – Pierce the Vagina
so.. yeah

Crush 40 = Dildos 40

I tried my best.

Daft Junk
Katy Pussy
Weird Al Wankovic
Florence and the Fucking Machine
Beat-offhoven
Scissor Sisters
Pussy Riot

Rape Against the Machine

Linkin Park- Like it Dark

Insane Clown Pussy
One Erection
System of a Down (On Her)

In Heat
Darkhole
Wank-182
As I Lay Cumming
Galaktik Fapper Squad
Satan's Almighty Penis
Goatwhore
Inside The Buried And Me
Whores Of Elysium
the Dillinger Getlayed Plan
Dropkick Nymphies
We Butter The Bread With Cum
Bigphallic Carnage
Thy Art Is Sex
Cumstorm
Cattle Ejaculation
All Dicks Must Jizz
Fapocalyptica
Scar Cummetry

Size-Queens of the Stone Age

My Seminal Romance

ZZ Tops

All I can thinks of is Colddick

Tenacious D = Tenacious D
Tool = Tools
Marylin Manson = Marylin Man-sod
Skrillex = Drillex
Coldplay = Foreplay
Rammstien = RammSteve

2neWang
Puss A (Miss A)
f(sex)
SExo
Big (gang)Bang
Sucker Junior

Cream.

Queen = Queef

I tried my best…

Vinylshakerz = Bootyshakerz
Boogie Pimps = Booty Pimps
Ying Yang Twins = Ying Yang Twinks
Junkie XL = Junk XL
Nine Inch Nails = Nine Inch Tales
Dawn Of Ashes = Dawn Of Asses (wha-?)

Avenged Sevensomefold

Analsmith
The Assholes In Stereo
The Birthday Suit Massacre
Blue Öyster Cunt
Deepthroat Purple
Depeche Chode
Explosions In This Guy
Guns N' Rosy Palms
Huey Blew-Us and the News
Kate's Bush
The Reverend Horton In Heat
Sex Toy Division
Simoan and Garfuckel
Tenacious D-Cup

Earth Crisis = Girth Crisis
Bad Religion = Lad Religion
The Nerve Agents = The Perv Agents
Converge = Cumverge
King Crimson = King Cums-in
Dream Theater = Cream Theater

Coldforeplay

Barenaked Ladies, Bush, Butthole Surfers, Cheap Trick, Cherry Popping Daddies, Conquest, Sinforosa, Sprung Monkey, Tool, Twisted Sister…

starring Fleetwood Mac, Joe Cocker, and Rod Stewart.
Produced by Eddie Money.

(now trying to play the game…)
10,000 [Nympho]maniacs
Di[l]do
System of a Down => System of Going Down
Lacuna Coil => Lube 'n' Oil

and too much activity will produce the Offspring.

Three Days Grace = Three Gays Grab balls

Red Hot Chili Peppers = Red Hot ChiLesbian Pussy

Sex Pistols = Sex with a Pistol

One more before this thread is totally forgotten:

The Anal Bead-52s
The Aquatraps!
Badfingerbang
Banana Rammin'
Beat-wood Mac
Bob Dyldo
Boo.B. King
Bondage Jovi
Bonin' Knife
ChokinCYDE
Dildosaur Jr.
Goo Goo Blow-Up Dolls
KMFBSDM
The Mars Vulva
Nippleback
Once You Go Black Sabbath
Pervana
The Perv Pipe
Pootang Clan
Red, Hot Chilean Pussies
Robert Implants
Sex Shop Boys
Steve Driller Band
Suzanne Schmegma
Tame Impalin'
Ted Nugget
Thin Jizzy
Wank Sinatra
Wolfmotheri'dliketofuck

…I think that's enough.

@Kebab: Imagine of they ran across The Cars! O_O

Fapsody of Fire

Manowhore

Dickleback

…And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Cum.

Avenged Centerfold.

The Doors (To Glory Holes).

Earth, Wind, And Fire Island.

Jimmy Eat Her.

Ned's Atomic Dong.

Notorious B.J.

My Lubricant Romance.

2Pac-ed In Her.

My Morning Jacket: My Morning Wood; My Morning Jack Off

Hole: Glory Hole

Motley Crew: Motley Screw

children of bosom
voreguts
boris' big blade
signal the fingering squad
wintercum
cum stain child
cumfession
dark wankquillity
i did the prom queen
impreganon
insemnium
necrophallic
rings of uranus
resist the rough
swallow the cum
mc ficki
autopussy
masturdon
amoan amarth
at her gates

limp bizkit: dick biscuit
d12: 12 dicks