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Ask Mr. Krabs!
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What is the fastest way to awaken the Great Old Ones without waiting for the stars to be right?
CrowTheMagician wrote:
What is the fastest way to awaken the Great Old Ones without waiting for the stars to be right?
Use the legendary alarm clock!
But that's too expensive, so I'm not doing it.
Who is your favourite employee?
Are you feeling it now Mr. Crabs?
What's the secrete recipe for the Krabby patty? No, I'm not plankton
Adjusts mustache
Do you think Squidward smells?
Can i have a raise Mr. Krabs?
What's your opinion about lobsters and other crustaceans~?
Do you believe in magic, Mr. Crabs?
If I theoretically summed six arch demons, what kind of cheese should I serve them?
Can I see Krabby the Clown, now?
What other reason than having Big Meaty Claws do if not just attracting mates.
If we're discussing the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding, what do we do?
Who's employee of the month?
Who's employee of the month?
Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli?
Muffinlicious wrote:
Who is your favourite employee?
Spongebob, of course! He keeps the Krusty krab running!
elmashojaldra wrote:
Wizardry is too expensive! Have you SEEN how much Spellbooks and wands cost?
Laika wrote:
Are you feeling it now Mr. Crabs?
You wanna know how I'm feeling?
Cronus wrote:
Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli?
Meatball. Meatball. Spaghetti underneath. Ravioli. Ravioli. Great Barrier Reef!
Lich wrote:
What's the secrete recipe for the Krabby patty? No, I'm not plankton
Adjusts mustache
First, start of with an It's, then put on a called, then the, then fucking, secret, recipe, for, a, then top it off with Reason. Viola! You got a Krabby patty!
Ann Hiro wrote:
Do you think Squidward smells?
Very much.
Samekichi Kiseki wrote:
Can i have a raise Mr. Krabs?
No..
Do you smell a smelly smell? A smelly smell that smells smelly?
Kouhai wrote:
What's your opinion about lobsters and other crustaceans~?
There's a reason the Krusty Krab is a lobster trap.
Emerson Grey wrote:
Do you believe in magic, Mr. Crabs?
I tried to spawn gold when I was ten years old. Sadly, it failed and I spawned a golden retriever. It exists.
Why don't you diversify and expand your operations by incorporating and launching franchises to reach new customer bases in new, untapped markets that would generate increased revenue while minimizing overhead?
May I adjust the thermostat? It's freezing in here!
xTSGx wrote:
Why don't you diversify and expand your operations by incorporating and launching franchises to reach new customer bases in new, untapped markets that would generate increased revenue while minimizing overhead?
Shhhhhhhh! Don't say that! Mr. Krabs is deathly afraid of "investment". It makes him cry.
What's your favorite meme?
Chickenhound the Cruel wrote:
If I theoretically summed six arch demons, what kind of cheese should I serve them?
I think they like Swiss cheese, but I can't confirm that.
Bionic Kraken wrote:
Can I see Krabby the Clown, now?
What's your relationship with Pearl and was she adopted?
Are you a robot?
What's your opinion on squeaky boots?
Ann Hiro wrote:
What other reason than having Big Meaty Claws do if not just attracting mates.
They're for holding me money!
And they're also good fighting tools, but I rarely use me claws for that matter.
Outta here wrote:
Do you remember these lyrics?
Bi Bu Bu Ba, Bu Bu Bi?
Bi Bu Bu Ba, Bu Bu Ba?
Bi Bu Bu Ba, Bu Bi Ba?
Aristocatification aka Lolishiiit wrote:
Do you remember these lyrics?
Bi Bu Bu Ba, Bu Bu Bi?
Bi Bu Bu Ba, Bu Bu Ba?
Bi Bu Bu Ba, Bu Bi Ba?
Maybe this will shed some light here.
LNH wrote:
If we're discussing the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding, what do we do?
We…
Uh….
Pass?
Gary wrote:
Who's employee of the month?
I decided to give Squidward a chance this month.
Cronus wrote:
Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli?
No..
Disty wrote:
Oh, well, um… you're… you're beautiful.
Outta here wrote:
Oh, well, um… you're… you're beautiful.
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Slutty Sam wrote:
Do you smell a smelly smell? A smelly smell that smells smelly?
A smelly smell smell…
ANCHOVIES!!!!
How do you feel about the current Spongebob?
Last edited Feb 21, 2014 at 11:29PM EST