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Dying sucks. We all know that. (Well, we don't really, but stay with me here.) If you could choose the way you died, what would be some good ideas? Here are a few of mine:

Death by heart attack while eating an endless buffet of your favorite foods

Death by suffocation between two enormous boobs

Death by old age, happily reflecting on your life and experiences.

I know a man who almost died while giving a blowjob. That's how I want to go.

If isn't death by sex then at least let me have an awesome death.

@ChickenMicnugget
Thats nothing. Ever heard of that brazilian boy who died after masturbating 42 times in a row?

Anyways, this is clearly the best way to go.

This is easily the best way to die. (NSFW)

Death by naked chase from dcm on Vimeo.

I would probably want to die while riding a robotic tiger with liberal amounts of teal spray paint applied onto it, while being chased by a zombie T-rex carrying 3 quarters of the entire world's explosive devices.
Also, Chuck Norris would jump in at one point and give me his thumbs up of approval.

Suffocation and Old Age are right on the money.

If only we knew her name.

Anything you die from in Monster Girl quest.

This all over

My final dying wish is to fly off a cliff into an ocean with fireworks from a third-world country.

Well that's an obvious question: I'd want to die with some fantastic futuristic equipment strapped to my body that could pull me back into the world. That way, I could tell everyone exactly what I saw (or didn't see) on the other side. Of course, almost no one would actually change their beliefs because people are stuck in their ways and could easily dismiss me as lying and/or crazy. But at least I would know that I'm right, and I think we can all agree that that's all that really matters.

Light up a joint in a fireworks factory.