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I got a double-kill in Dota 2 once.
i'm still learning don't judge me

I blowed up whole Sarajevo, thrice!

I ate a bowl of nails.

Without any milk

Killed a Pz. III/IV and Pz. IV with a Churchill I without any cover and while taking damage from about four tanks in WoT.

#thuglife

I had a total of 200 kills on TF2 once…

I did a backflip

Skooma.

I went to an international science fair with a project about algae.

Skooma break!
@Pinka That's a nice achievement of your life!

I went outside.

Just joking it was either watching the whole LoTR trilogy extended edition back to back or an invincible and perfection medal in Halo.

So, are we talking epic as in harsh trials?

As in, doing things you really don't want to do because there's nothing but terrible experiences around you. That the people you will meet there are all awful and the only way you can hopefully influence the future of those people is to do something extraordinary to stop the reign of bullshit?

Because if that's what we're saying, then my most epic experience is posting in this thread. Top that.

i once did a 420 [SMOKE WEED] no scope in call of duty xD it was soo epic like and subscribe

I had sex.

When you're as nerdy as I am, there is nothing more epic.

Aww…

I won an IRL Fight once against a guy MUCH larger than me, and the other guy got suspended for starting it.

I got a girlfriend.

He only lost and got suspended because you look like a girl.

Entirely true. At least I didn't fight like one.

I once did a near-perfect pogo-rocket-jump in TF2. Needless to say, I felt like god of the space aliens while I was doing it.

Talk about religion on the internet.

I watched Foodfight! the whole way through in one sitting.

You poor child!

I beat QWOP. :>

I had to rope a bull to put medicine in its eye because it had an infection. It was me a three others. It was very hard and honestly I was kinda scared.

I had Salon Quality Hair™ and I did the news.

Perform a ki blast, knock over a trashcan with my mind, predict the future multiple occasions, catch things without even looking that are thrown maliciously at me, and this is just part of my daily life.

@Natsuru
I doubt he can have kids now.

i once broke a guy's ear until it bleeded back during middle school.

I racked up just over 8000 damage one time in the FF2 server mod for TF2.

I was a partial demoknight (I had the stock nade launcher instead of boots), not a spy. 8000 isn't impressive for a skilled spy if there are many players on the server

Marathonned a roller coaster El Toro at Six Flags Great Adventure. 3 hours.

made it past 150 in flappy bird

Made it into art school. No, I'm serious. I've been working on getting here since I was about 12 years old. Sometimes I think about how accomplished and proud of myself I feel and I almost wanna start crying tears of joy.

So, I guess now I can start slacking, flunk out, and spend the rest of my days as a barista making latte art at Starbucks.

Yesterday, I had sex with a lesbian (I'm not kidding! she said she was but just was, if you know what I mean).

dated someone whom i met on this site

i went to the very bottom of an image gallery

Do I have no life, or am I a real dedicated player? You be the judge!

I would say dedicated but I always wanted to say this (and this going to be the epicest thing today) you are both.

I survived the past couple of years without commiting suicide or losing my sanity. My mother is acting batshit insane (I didn't eat ANYTHING except three Eggo Waffles today, and the reason why is because my phone was dead when she texted me her question about dinner) I might never see my little brother again, my cousin was disowned because she tried to help, I go to a school filled with homophobes, and overall even my best friends are huge assholes.
I'd say its an accomplishment just because I didn't make the mistake other kids made for lesser reasons.

……

Well, that was depressing…

In more bright and happy news, I beat Unlimited Hazama on Hell mode without an Unlimited Character in Blazblue, I beat Final Fantasy 7 and might beat Final Fantasy 9 this weekend, and finally I broke a kid's spine once for hurting my friend!
YAAAAAAY!

I made a strategy for TF2 yesterday. I call it "Bonk time".
You go on Double Cross, and play as a scout with the Bonk! Atomic Punch item. Go near the enemy base (From the main building, not the sewers), then drink the BAP. Run to the ntelligence, then pick it up. Go upstairs, then jump down. Enter the secret exit, and make a run to your main base. Run to your own base,and claim the intelligence. Rinse and repeat, and win the game.
I should make a video of it,

I've performed and won contests for piano playing and one of my teachers was taught by Igor Stravinsky. I guess those are kind of epic.

I also got a McDonald's banned from Drawball for 10 years using their public internet.

You did?
You must be brave.
Did you past the 20 minute mark? I could never past the 20 min. mark.

For me, the awesome thing I did was almost took over Bikini Bottom and getting my hands on the Krabby Patty Formula!

Also, I did a hole in one in mini golf. Yeah, not REALLY exciting but, it's something.

I got 5 stars on all the main setlist songs in Guitar Hero II on Expert.

My reward was a log.

I discovered the derivative of the "square super-root":
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetration#Square_super-root, or the "super square-root" if you prefer. It is as follows:
d(ssr(x))/dx=ssr(x)/(x*(ln(x)+ssr(x))
…
Sorry. It's π day, and I'm on a bit of a math high right now.

I made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.

I'll have you know that I stubbed my toe while watering my spice garden.

And I only cried for twenty minutes.

I once got the first 15 kills on Halo Reach multiplayer without dying.

In TF2 once I got a 20 kills kill-streak. And edited one page on the Official wiki, which became good article, on the same day.

While I was in Karate, I had to spar this guy who was much bigger than me and knocked me on my ass a lot. I'd get up and not try anything different than facing him head on like a dumbass, get my ass kicked and get up again. rinse and repeat.

I Didn't see him for a couple years – until the night I got my black belt. I intensely stormed over to him to whap his shoulder (because that's how you pick who you wanna spar) and this time my ass didn't touch the mat once. Sure sparing isn't real fighting, but having a go at this guy again on equal footing after all that time felt pretty goddamn epic.