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Bond One-Liners

Last posted Mar 29, 2014 at 07:20PM EDT. Added Mar 27, 2014 at 10:51PM EDT
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What would you say after killing someone? Give how he or she died and what you would say

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Last edited Mar 27, 2014 at 10:51PM EDT

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Killing someone with a vacuum cleaner: "Well, that sucked."

Killing someone with poisoned food/wine: "I suppose it wasn't to his taste."

Killing someone with a hammer: "I wouldn't touch that."

Killing someone by blowing up his house: "I hope the place was insured."

The male lead killing the hot lady love interest / double agent who works for the other side by running her over with a car: "Well, I had intended to knock her up."

Killing someone by throwing them out of an airplane without a parachute: "Have a nice flight."

Killing someone with a wrecking ball into a brick wall: "That's some balls to the walls action right there."

Killing someone by ramming their car off a mountain cliff road: "Bad day to take the scenic route."

Killing someone with a shiv or similarly small weapon: "You should have paid attention to the little things in life."

Killing someone by locking them in a large box and dumping it into the ocean: "Case closed."

Killing several carloads of goons during a long car chase / gun battle: "The morning commute was just horrible today."

I get the sense that the better of these have already been used in Bond films.

Wololo

Having someone being eaten by sharks: "So long, chum"

Seeing OP for the first time: " Hmm, it appears Q didn't inform me of all the features of this watch… It seems it also contains a Gaydar, and its going off. Could it be you are a faggot, OP? While I get my martini, perhaps you would like me to order you a cosmo? you pay for both of course.