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A man wakes up. He's forgotten everything. What is his name?

Hype Mc Train.

Douchebag

The OP

Haruno Shiobana

thom yorke

Oh yeah! His name was Douchebag! Or at least he thinks he it is, he's woozy.

Where is he exactly?

West Korea.

In the Zone

Windknight's Lot

Mordor

Tock Town.

Valley of Defilement

He is omnipresent, therefore he is everywhere at all times.

with xenu in a mountain

Oh yeah Korea. You were wondering what language was on the door.

So now what?

Hit head on gray thing next to door.

He would, but that's a window.

He breaks and jumps through the window.

He gets some ears.

hmm. it seems you got ears. there's a lot of commotion by the window now. Hmm. You want to get out soon.

Go open the door and ask whether that's a deformed football goal or a double sided chair that was in front of him.

Sing a song of his choice loudly until he gets the peoples attention.

Wonder why your nose is missing now.

Clearly this has gone too far, your nose as disapeared and come back again, and what the fuck is up with this room? Your hair has changed color too! And don't get him started about this weird ass chair.

Anyways, you want answers so you start singing loudly. Commotion begins, but not enough. I think there needs to be one nail on the hammer before you can get out.

Just jump out the window.

check your computer

Open the door then jump back in the room through the window.

Buy a nail for the hammer.

get a dick

1. Break through window, action-movie style
2. ????
3. Profit

Hmmm. Let's reverse my idea. Jump through the window and then return to the room through the door.

Note: He's locked to the chair.

(hint look at the arms.)

Attempt to unlock the chair.

Bullshit. Break the chair with a hulk smash. Then jump through the door then open the window and come back to the room. Wait a minute.