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Right, let's get this ball rolling. I don't like bacon. I just don't. Don't you feel so much better about your own horrifying truth now? Feel free to get anything off your chest that would probably land you in an asylum if you told anyone in the real world – I'm willing to listen.

You don't like bacon!?!?

Hehe, I'm kidding, I won't stay mad at you. Grrr…

Dark secrets, reminds me of a song…

I want to reconcile the violence in your heart
I want to recognise your beauty's not just a mask
I want to exorcise the demons from your past
I want to satisfy the undisclosed desires in your heart

You trick your lovers
That you're wicked and divine
You may be a sinner
But your innocence is mine

I'm part of a satanic cult

Dear KYM:

Oh please,

AH HAH! I HAVE FOOLED YOU!

My true dark secret is…

I killed 100 people then I destroyed 3 planets with 5 billion lives on each and I don't had any nightmares that night, and I don't lied about that day.

I killed my brother while accidentally destroying a city.
Now I'm wanted for $$60,000,000,000.

Now that I have emotions, I actually feel bad for all the lives I've ruined.

I don't like deliveries. They always forget the drinks.

… no seriously, how am I supposed to eat my pizza without my drink?

I have an not-so-much-developed fat fetish, and also am a raging schediaphile…
BUT (Talking abnormally fast) inmydefenseitwaspartlycausedbymytraumaofnudeirlwomen because isawabunchofwhoresinmyhousenudewithmyparents…(INHALES) so…

I'm actually a dog.
Now, before this turns into Shitpost General 2
I found out about sexual stimulation when I was about 8, and didn't know naked women were hot until I was older.

I'm a man who was born with a vagina and I have boobs.

I'm not an awful person if you get to know me.

I once showed my friend a video of 9/11 footage set to "Hallelujah It's Raining Men", and even though it was messed up, he was laughing pretty hard. Now, the worst part is that when 9/11 actually came around and we were sitting in class, my teacher decided to pay respects to those lost by playing the same exact 9/11 footage from before, and the music immediately played in our heads.

Needless to say, we were both holding back tears of laughter as the rest of the class looked at us in disgusted disbelief.

i had my sex with a person that i am related with
when i was little (between 8-6 years old)

and before you brand me a redneck or whatever
NO! we were not cloesly related actually not even remotely

bonus note: this happend before i even had an idea of what sex really was, at that time i thought it was a game of sort

now you know
this is the shame i have to live with

I'm fat. It's horrible.