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I present: Lucille, wishing I would go away forever, as is typical.

Happy birthday you ungrateful, entitled, horrible creature.

I think your dog is a trans-cat

I literally cannot think of a worse insult in the entire lexicon of the English language.

If the dog had thumbs she would have left me years ago. She's part JRT and too clever for her own good, so sometimes I have to remind her that she's a furry little 10lb animal and I am a far superior species.

Pfft, since OP couldn't deliver here's a real five-year-old fatass.

be careful, that horn looks dangerous and the dog has a stabby look on him

Lisa stop being so tsundere towards your dog

I thought you were going to post a picture of yourself.