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my dad had press passes to woodstock (free food and crap too)
but decided not to go because he just went to a concert the week before.

he regrets it everyday.

i lold

also, is this wrong section? lawls

True story, bro.

Honorably truthful tale, chap.

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So dude, there was this one time? When I was going to a mountain… in Africa? So then, I was like, climbing the mountain! But I was halfway up the mountain, but then I fell off? And for some reason I was at the top of the mountain! So I see all these people looking at me, and I'm like, "People! Why are you looking at me?" And they're like, "Dude! You're telling a story!"

Then I was like "Whoa, dude!"
And they were like "Dude, whoa."

dude… wait, what?

Dude… so this one time… I was eating Doritos, and I took a Dorito out of the bag that looked like Abe Lincoln.

True story.

Cool Story, Dave.

One time I was reading a thread about true stories, so I told a true story about reading a thread about true stories.

Oh shit.

One time this girl told me, "I'm going to give my boyfriend a blowjob."

and I was like, "That's what she said."

TRUE STORY!
this just happened:

Woah, I got the thread renamed. I feel honored.

EDIT: True story.

So, one time, I was on this couch. But it wasn't a couch. It was a chair. But not like any other chair. This chare had a whole in the midle. But it wasn't a ordinary chare with whole in midle. It was painted white chare with whole in midle. So I asked my frend to buy ano chare, but he saying no. I was liek "Bye chare." and he sayd "No man. Do not want!" So I was like, "BOI! BAH CHARE!" But nao he sayin liek, Chare for gays. So.. what do?

One time I was reading a Thread about True Stories, then I remembered that Bill Mahr had released a book entitled "True Story" so then I was a like "Whooooooooooooooa" and they were all like "WHOOOOOOOOOOOA" and then I was like "WhoooOOOOooooOOOOooooOOOoooooOOOOOooooa" and they were like "WHOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOoooOOOOOOooo" and then everyone was like "Trollolololololololol" and then someone screamed "POONAPPLE" and we were all like "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL." And everything was good after that until Shoop was like "FUUUUUUUU- Someone deleted my Post >:(" And we we all like "…" And that's pretty much how this true story ends bro.