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Greetings you nerds! I've done it, I've taken over the whole of KYM!
first of all, I've put a barricade at all the exits and cut off all connections to other sites

On top of that, I've turned the Meme Lord into one of us and seized the entire supply of the memes, if you wish to survive, obey my demands:
-Firstly, bug spray and giant boots are banned ((killing spiders in general is also banned))
-Secondly, there will be more spider memes and nsfw posting
-Lastly, we will put Spider-Byte in a cage to be mocked by the public

also this site is now called Know Your Spider because fuck you~<3

psst technically not bug spray so still allowed

Hold on. I see some subliminal messages in that post. Now shit is about to get real.
(Warning: This post may not be historically accurate)

Muffet's colour is purple. Purple is associated with royalty.

Catherine the Great wore purple dresses. She was the empress of Russia.
Russia. The biggest country in the world. It has rich history. Rich was not the word to describe Russian population during 1900-1918. Muffet is also in poverty. Coincidence? Lets get deeper.

Russians got tired of Tsar Nikolai's shit. Tsar Nikolai was a royal person. People got tired of monarchy, so they overthrew and killed Tsar. Who killed Tsar? Bolsheviks. Who were they? Communists! Who was the leader? Lenin! Could this be related to Lenin? Lets go even deeper.

Lenin, Putin, Stalin and Rasputin. They were all in Russia. Also their names end with "in".
A country that begins with "In" is India. India is notable for music. You know who is a famous singer (related to music)?

OF COURSE! IT'S BEEN A DALER MEHNDI THREAD ALL ALONG!
I should have known this at the start.

wtf is this shit I typed and how do I redeem myself

I, for one, welcome our new spider overlords.

You're under arrest!

Whoa that looks pretty raw, what is it?

obviously a spider powered mech
do not question me…

Look, I'll donate to your cause, alright? I'm giving you all of my money.

And…? You say that like it's something worth celebrating. But the fact of the matter is taking over KYM on the internet is like taking over the Great Pacific garbage patch on Earth. In other words, nobody cares since nobody wanted it anyway.

If you manage to take over Wikipedia, on the other hand, then I'd be impressed. Imagine how many contributers and students you could drive insane if you took it over.

you say that, but all I can hear is "please feed me to the Mega Don"

Just out of curiosity, how does that abomination breath? It's too large to passively acquire sufficent oxygen like "normal" spiders, So either you used some sort of witchcraft or genetic engineering. Either way, I find that much more impressive.

Fun fact: a megalodon is a giant dinosaur. So you aren't horribly off.

it breaths memes, that's why I created it with essence of Don

Spiders? Check.
Memes? Check.
I'm on board with this.
….Your Majesty?…What do you call the monarch of KYM?

Quick question: What is your opinion on the development of octopedal combat vehicles (spider tanks, for you laymen) and will you allow the production of said combat equipment?

Well of course, tanks are awesome, and made even more so with spider legs

Alrighty, I’ll submit a project form with R & D and we’ll see what production should look like. This may take a while, depending on the project's difficulty and the ability of the KYM R & D team.

Can you build a firewall around Korea and make KYM great again?

Regardless of answer, congratulations!

You can't even swim though

False.
Megalodon a giant prehistoric shark

>monarch

Monarchy is dead, son.
French and Russians killed it.

Even better, we'll shell them with these

may I introduce you to the Diving Bell Spider?