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Meet Montezuma. He is the last king of Aztecs. He likes cocoa (not the sugary one, the real deal).
He will grant you with good cocoa and gold, as long as you type "BLESS THE XOCOATL" in the thread.

Cortez ruined everything

BLESS THE XOCOATL

BLESS THE XOCOATL

BLESS THE XOCOTAL

Montezuma, can you not bring vengeance upon me now? I like my ass in tact.

Meet Voltaire. He was a famous philosopher and writer. He loved coffee, and drank about 50-70 cups per day.
He will grant you with good coffee and laughs, as long as you type “FREE SPEECH NOW” in the thread.

BLESS THE XOCOTAL

The Aztec empire would never have ended if Columbus didn't fuck everything up.

Columbus was just the start. He only wanted to go to India and stop drinking Heineken

Cortez was the one who screwed everything up

btw FREE SPEECH NOW

cortez and columus are both literally hitler

Blasphemers, all of you.

POR DIOS, GLORIA, Y ORO

The empire lives on in my heart.

Meet Chief Keef. He is a popular rapper and the future mayor of Chicago. He likes sizzup, and drinks about 50-70 cups per day.
He will grant you with good sizzup and weed macarroni, as long as you type “BLESS THE LEAN” in the thread.

BLESS THE XOCOATL