Hello memers, GyradosExalted here with some exiting news regarding the future of the KnowYourMeme™ forum experience. This month we'll be introducing KnowYourMeme™ Tungsten, a new type of account membership that'll let you meme to the extreme. Enjoy benefits such as monthly moderatorship, daily positive karma and much more, all for a low monthly subscription.
What exactly is KnowYourMeme™ Tungsten?
KnowYourMeme™ Tungsten is a subscribed account upgrade that unlocks a number of benefits across the forums, and some new site features as well. A list of benefits for KnowYourMeme™ Tungsten members is as follows:
-Become a moderator on the first day of every month.
-Gain 100 positive karma for your account every day.
-Access to the exclusive "Tungsten VIP" board.
-Forum powers in Riff Raff
-View NSFW images (Will be removed for standard users)
-Ban immunity
-Upvotes and downvotes count as 10 both in the forums and the comments.
How much does KnowYourMeme™ Tungsten cost?
We are proud to announce that a KnowYourMeme™ Tungsten account will cost only a monthly subscription of $10 USD, in American dollars. Bitcoin accepted as well.
Why Tungsten?
Tungsten is a remarkable metal. It's incredibly dense like out userbase, resilient and long-lasting like our controversial entries, and found in more places than you want, like memes. There was no doubt in our minds that Tungsten should thus be the name of our premium program.
Where can I sign up?
Ask your local moderator for details, and send the subscription to the Paypal link that looks remarkably like my name. Once your subscription is confirmed, a moderator will give you KnowYourMeme™ Tungsten access.
We hope this new layer of KnowYourMeme™ account access will further develop our growing community, and help support the site in our documentation of memes. Like any history, we at KnowYourMeme™ think it's important to preserve internet culture, and we hope that the extra income from KnowYourMeme™ Tungsten will help mitigate the costs and allow us to do just that. Happy memeing, and make sure to check out KnowYourMeme™ Tungsten!