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You new recruits are a shame to the entire empire!

Last posted May 04, 2010 at 02:46PM EDT. Added Apr 23, 2010 at 07:25PM EDT
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You will not disrespect a dark lord! Out, out of my lap this instant! We'll see what the officers have to say about this.

From the Halls of Montezuma
To the shores of Tripoli
We fight our country's battles
In the air, on land and sea
First to fight for right and freedom
And to keep our honor clean;
We are proud to claim the title
Of UNITED STATES MARINE.

Our flag's unfurled to every breeze
From dawn to setting sun;
We have fought in every clime and place
Where we could take a gun.
In the snow of far-off Northern lands
And in sunny tropic scenes;
You will find us always on the job --
The UNITED STATES MARINES.

Here's health to you and to our Corps
Which we are proud to serve;
In many a strife we've fought for life
And never lost our nerve.
If the Army and the Navy
Ever look on Heaven's scenes,
They will find the streets are guarded
By UNITED STATES MARINES.

HackerOnHacker.

How DARE you speak of the Golden Age in such a manner? The heresy of your words is blood to the sharks, the light to flies, only pertaining to the perverted and preoccupied.

You wouldn't remember the old ways. You didn't live in such a time. Yes, the older ways were materialistic. But it's how we kept the masses occupied. The pathetic peasantry's only pleasure was constant consumerism, and the horrors of war had been all but forgotten but in the mind of the oldest, most senile members. Even then, the only memories they pathetically clamored to with every inch of strength were corrupted with copious amounts of medication. The masses were subdued, were happy. Was there corruption? Yes, of course. But stability. Social stability.

Everything had to be stable in such a society. Like so many maggots, the people consumed, yes, consumed, and that was their life. To chase eternal life through consumerism, and to die with nothing more in their heads than what they entered the world with. A constant state of infancy, to be controlled by the hierarchy. But you. You bastards ruined it. Ruined everything.

Last edited Apr 26, 2010 at 11:42PM EDT

ANTICHRIST!!!!! KYM Christians band together and we will stop the masses from being deluded by the lies and the false promises of the one great deceiver! Who will lead us in the battle against the truly evi. . . Oh wait . . . sorry everyone I jumped the gun were good for now. . . I'm going back to my corner now. . .

But stability was worthless to the course of our entire race! We were placed upon this planet to be warriors, not bankers! Are these not the words of the Emprah himself? Have you, in your old age, forgotten the year before our war? In consumption, we had consumed ourselves. When the masses cried, "We need bread!" We looked down, and growled, "Fight for it." From then on, they would only come to us to cry for steel. Through the enemy, we gave them horror. We gave them death. We also gave them glory.

We have evolved past the need to keep ourselves occupied. As the skies burn out, the time of man is coming to an end. We will not be the last men, no! The world must be inherited by our successors, who will become gods! That is why the Emprah has bestowed us with the gift of superior genetics. We are the gate into the realm of gods. And that is why we must conquer.

We also have genetic superiority! We cannot forget the genetic superiority. Especially since it was wired into our brains.

That's what the technology is for.

And I'll have you know that my hair is dyed to match my armor. And my eyes are made of steel. Or implants that were designed to look like steel. It's super creepy.

Skeletor-sm

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