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Premise: First person posts a name. Second person posts a pun in the "If X was Y, he'd be Z" and posts a name for the next person to use. Third does the same as the second. Etc, Etc.

Pictures to go along with the names are completely optional.

I'll start:

Mike Nelson.

Too difficult? Fine, I'll do it.

If Mike Nelson took a walk on a mountain, he'd be Hike Nelson.

Micheal Jackson.

If Michael Jackson were a pervert, he'd be Michael Jacksoff.

Britney Spears.

If Britney Spears gave people dirty looks, she'd be Britney Leers

William Shatner

If William Shatner had diarrhea, he'd be William Shitner.

if Jesus had cheese, he'd be Cheesus

Jamie Dubs

If Jamie Dubs ate a sandwich, he'd be called Jamie subs.

Jonathan Coulton

If Jonathan Coulton was an Arab ruler, he'd be Johnathan Sultan.

Mike Huckabee

If Mike Huckabee gave blowjobs to insects, he'd be Mike Suckabee

If Barack Obama was a South American camelid, he'd be Barak A-Llama

Betty White

If Betty White was on a cliff, she'd be Betty Height.

Stephen Colbert

If Stephen Colbert was eaten by a fish, he'd be Stephen Colbait.

George Bush

If George Bush was a vagina he'd be…..well, Gorge Bush

Morgan Freeman.

if Morgan Freeman wasn't God he'd be Mortal Freeman

Jim Carrey

If Jim Carrey was a career councilor, he'd be Jim Career.

Zach Galifianakis.

If Zach Galifianakis was gay, he'd be Zack Give-a-fag-a-kiss.

Mistah T.

If Mr. T was a waste fluid, he'd be Mr. Pee.

Phillip J. Fry

If Phillip J. Fry was dishonest he would be Phillip J. Lie

Nick Cannon

If Nick Cannon was a Legend of Zelda villain, he'd be Nick Gannon.

Dave Chappelle

If Dave Chappelle enjoyed dubstep, he'd be Rave Chappelle.

Joseph Ducreux

If Joseph Ducreux was a bird, he'd be Joseph Ducrow.

Joseph Stalin

if Joseph Stalin was a horse, he'd be Joseph Stallion

Lady Gaga

If Lady Gaga was a baby, she'd be Lady Googoogaga.

Jerry Seinfeld.

If Jerry Seinfeld were a virgin, he'd be Cherry Seinfeld.

Adam Sandler

If Adam Sandler was a power tool he'd be Adam Sander

David Bowie

If David Bowie were an Archer, he'd be David Bowanarrow…
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Anyway, Darth Vader…

if Darth Vader had a shower he'd be Bath Wader

Chris Menning

If Chris Menning was going to get married, he'd be Chris Wedding.

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Zach Anner

If Zack Anner sold drugs, he'd be Crack Anner.

Super Mario

If Super Mario was trapped in a jar, he'd be Super Jario.

Bruce Lee

If Bruce Lee was a tree, he'd be Spruce Lee.

Mel Gibson

If Mel Gibson was a frat boy who encouraged his frat brothers to get laid often and always and saw one of his frat brothers talking to a hot piece of ass, he'd be Mel GETSOME

Marie Antoinette

If Marie Antoinette was a meme, she'd be Marie Antoine Dodson.

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Dave Grohl

If David Grohl was an animal, he'd be David Mole. (Mohl)

If master chief was a cook he'd be master chef.

Gordon Freeman.

If Gordon Freeman was a police commissioner, he would be Commissioner Gordon.

Link

If Link was a jerk, he'd be a dink.

Ash Ketchum

If Ash was a tomato paste you put on hotdogs, he would be ash ketchup.

Julius Caesar.

If Julius Caesar was a band, he'd be Julius Weezer.
(Didn't feel like looking for a pic)
Robin Williams

If Robin williams was a pop singer, he'd be robin will.i.am

Yosuke Hanamura

If Yosuke Hanamura was a heckler, he'd be "You Suck!" Hanamura.

Anil Kapoor

If Anil Kapoor was in looney toons he would be Anvil Kapow!

Chuck Norris.