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Rule 34 dictates, if it exists, there is porn of it.

I am not a porn star.

Porn does not exist of me.

Ergo, I do not exist.

Dramatic Chipmunk exists.
Does that mean there is rule 34 of him?
Or his existence just a figment of a delusional imagination?

@Jackal Lantern

Drawn porn is okay too. It is inevitable.

@Kalmo

There is Rule 34 on Dramatic Chipmunk.

But Jackal, Rule 35 dictates that if no porn is found at the moment, it will be made.

Following this logic, since you don't exist because there is no porn of you, porn of you will be made, and thus you will exist.

Then, you will be a porn star.

I guess I gotta go get in a porno then or I dont exist… HELL YEA!!

Until then, everyone one here is posting in a thread created by an imaginary person.

HOW DOES IT FEEL, KNOWING EVERYONE HERE IS DELUSIONAL, HM?

@ Ogreenworld
Wait, are you drawing porn of me? NOT COOL BRO. UNLESS YOU CAN CAPTURE MY MANLY ESSENCE IN THE DRAWING, THEN IT'S OKAY I GUESS. ALSO, I MUST BE HAVING A SEXY THREESOME WITH TWO HOT CHICKS AT ONCE.

I'm pretty sure there's porn of me out there, that is if my ex didn't already delete that video.

Everyone imagines you as rainbow dash.

And the two "hot chicks" are Applejack and Rarity

[…] UNLESS YOU CAN CAPTURE MY MANLY ESSENCE IN THE DRAWING, THEN IT’S OKAY I GUESS. ALSO, I MUST BE HAVING A SEXY THREESOME WITH TWO HOT CHICKS AT ONCE.

Alrighty. Here ya go:

Technically, a threesome is just a group of three.