1: Chrismen does not need a fist behind his beard. His beard can throw a damn Falcon Punch.
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Chris Menning Facts
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They are not even on the site any more, and we already did this.
2: Chris Menning can swallow an entire bear whole.
Dane wrote:
The fuck, man.
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3. Chris Menning has at least two pointless threads about him
Chris Menning's beard composed a song so beautiful that time stopped…. twice.
Chris Menning took one hair from every bear he has eaten and implanted it onto his chin.
Chrismen does not need a security system at his house. He has a legion of bears that stand guard.