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I think my pet peeves are unreasonable. I have a very short fuse :|
Here's a LIST of my pet peeves:
Eating and talking with your mouth open.
Eating cereal/soup and banging/grinding your spoon against the side of your bowl. It's the ONLY thing I hear when people do this.
Chewing your gum obnoxiously. chomp chomp smack smack
Keeping the windshield wipers on when they don't need to be on OR not keeping them on when they need to be on.
Taking your money out during the middle of class to count it. Seriously, do you NEED to count your money right then and there?
When people make the same joke over and over again, when it wasn't funny the first time you said it.
When people have a conversation while the teacher is talking. And I don't mean little whispers, when they are talking very loudly like they are the only people in the room.
When people think they're better than you, they treat you like crap. You're not better than anyone, get the fuck over yourself, please.
If someone asks you if they can have a piece of paper to write down notes/homework EVERY FUCKING DAY.
When bigger girls wears jeans that give them muffin top. Can you not tell that your fat is everywhere? Cover it up, wear hoodies god damn. (this doesn't mean I dislike fat people btw, I love fat people. but some just need to learn how to carry themselves better)
When someone interrupts me in the middle of my sentence. Shut the eff up.
When you're sitting in the car and a good song comes on so you turn up the radio, then your mom has something not so important to say and turns down the radio (usually happens at the best part of the song).
When you talk about something you watched on the internet, then everything thinks you're addicted to porn. >:E
When someone says they don't ever do something, but then they turn around and do it.
When someone starts talking about a subject you know tons about, and they have no idea what the fuck they're saying.

This fucking list is ridiculous, I have more, but I don't remember them right now, lol.
NOW tell me some of your pet peeves, maybe even a story to go with it. IDK

When people don't say desu.

The only one I can think of right now is when people don't hustle in football practice. Yeah, ik, lame pet peeve.

Being interrupted.
Those idiots that have nothing better to do then make fun of people.
Those same idiots that cheer people on for something they suck at. Such as a fat guy running track. >:(
The geeks who tease the total pussies.
Drama (Unless it's on the internet)
The fact that my mom uses the word nigger in place of the word slave.
When I try to get better at something and find out that EVERYBODY is better at that then I am.

Girls who wear Ugg boots and Northface jackets.

Being interrupted.
Trolls.
Ragetards.
Drama (Unless it’s on the internet)
Emo people.
Ugly girls that wear shirts with he word "cutie" on them. That is false advertising! It should say Pterodactyl on it!
When I'm talking to someone on PSN, the people around me start being loud and then I can't hear what the guy on the mic just said.

When someone discovers the internet for the first time, and they think they are sooooooo awesome for being all, "OVER 9000 RICKROLL MUDKIPS GUISELOLOLOLOLOL"

When someone tells me that I'm smiling. WELL NOW I'M NOT, JACKASS.
In novels, any chapter that begins with the protagonist waking up next to a prostitute.
Anyone who describes one's self as "a contradiction" or "an oddity."
People who believe in fairies.
The sound of someone eating a banana.
Toes that hang over the edge of sandals.
When someone spells "vampire" as "vampyre."
The word "pussy." Just doesn't sound right to me.
Men who brag about their girlfriends.
Women who brag about their boyfriends.
The smell of Princess perfume.
Girls who, instead of laughing, say "That's funny."
People who put in their profiles "Dislikes: Homophobes." NO FUCKING WAY. I THOUGHT EVERYONE LOVED HOMOPHOBES.
That feeling you get when your chair leans back slightly too far.
Harry Potter fans who think that anyone gives a fuck about which house they think they belong to.
Algerian font.
Babies in movie theaters.
Uniform fetishists.

Babies in airplanes sitting next to you and are all like DURRRR.
Babies in busses sitting next to you and are all like DURRRR.
Babies in subways sitting next to you and are all like DURRRR.
Babies in conventions sitting next to you and are all like DURRRR.
Babies in stores sitting next to you and are all like DURRRR.
Babies that are all like DURRRR.

People who play music so loud that you can hear the lyrics clearly from their headphones.
Potato Chip bags that are half-filled with air.
People touching your hair.
Adults who read out loud what they're typing in an email.
People who insist on turning on the light when the room is already somewhat lit (like when you’re on your computer).
Irregardless. Legit. Definately. Saying "like" too much.
People who insist on getting your phone number when they’re never going to call or text you.
People who get your phone number for the sole purpose of homework help.
When someone talks to you during class about something stupid, usually followed by you getting yelled at by the teacher for talking.
Trying to sleep on a pillow that isn't yours.
“Prewarmed” seats, toilet seats, game controllers.
People who randomly spit.
People who crack their knuckles, pop every single joint in their body possible.
Wobbly desks, or even worse, wobbly chairs.
When the chair in front of you doesn't have that "basket" to place folders, and you can't put your feet on it.
When you are looking for something, and some person says, "Well, where's the last place you saw it?"
People who don’t walk on the right side of the hallway.
People who come into my room, leave, and then don’t completely close the door.
That small part of the window that is never cleaned by the windshield wiper.
>_>
<_<

edit:

Hyperborea Odyssea Hackeron wrote:

When someone tells me that I’m smiling. WELL NOW I’M NOT, JACKASS.

THIS. SO MUCH.

People who Swear a lot. It doesn't, and hasn't, made you look cool since you were 13. Besides it makes you look like you have Turrets.
People who Have long lists of overly stupid Pet Peeves. It makes you you like a Neurotic Crazy Person.
that's 'bout it.

Wen sum1 types lik dis. You have a full keyboard; USE IT!

Lanthus wrote:

People who Swear(unnecessary capitalization) a lot. It doesn’t, and hasn’t, made(extremely awkward construct) you look cool since you were 13. Besides it makes you look like you have Turrets(Tourette's).
People who Have(unnecessary capitalization) long lists of overly stupid Pet Peeves(unnecessary capitalization). It makes you you like a Neurotic Crazy Person.(unnecessary capitalization)
that’s(missing capitalization) ’bout it.

People who butcher the English language, why do you ask?

White people trying to be black, and if you don't like yaoi and weebos call u a homophobe :/

Oh, crap. I comma-spliced.

Racists
Hypocrites
Asians

You just insulted Mellow saying your pet peeve was Asians. You bastard.

Well, someone didn't get the joke.

I hate:
peoPle wHo typE LIke tHis
or wit $peling l)ke dis
people who mix up your and you're
people who mix up its and it's
people who mix up there, their, and they're
and people who try to be Grammar Nazis and make a spelling/grammatikul errurs.

I also hate:
everybody that comments on Youtube
everybody in my German class
everybody that is my Spanish teacher (she is massive)
everybody that pretends to smoke weed
everybody that feels the need to label people
everybody that fits under the labels of "scene kid" and "emo".
everybody that feels the need to call any music with screams "emo".
and everybody that thinks Nickelback and Creed make good music

and let's not forget:
when somebody opens my door to enter my room and leaves with the door open
when your mom buys a house with no working locks
when my mom walks into my room to check if I'm sleeping and wakes me up
whenever somebody wakes me up
waking up
whenever somebody uses the urinal next to the one I'm using
people who feel the need to feel badass by vandalizing public restroom in ways other than graffiti
the results of said people shudder
high-school public restrooms
middle-school public restrooms
public restrooms
people who spend half an hour every morning to style their hair at school in the bathroom
people who masturbate in public bathrooms ;__;
when you walk into a bathroom and find a guy masturbating in a stall
when you walk into a bathroom and suddenly sausagefest
sausagefests
when people talk excessively in bathrooms
people who answer phones in bathrooms
and intolerants and gays &troll;

Additionally,
Nickelback and Creed
every fan of Justin Bieber (not the artist himself)
anybody who buys into Disney pop
people who claim Green Day is hard rock and/or pop punk
people who claim My Chemical Romance and Avenged Sevenfold are METUL AND BR00TUL
people who say they listen to classical music to appear smart
people who do anything just to appear smart
hipsters
weeaboos
retarded people who condescend on other equally retarded people
morbidly obese people wearing tight and thin clothes (WHY GOD WHY?)
people who NEVER SHUT UP DEAR GOD
people who are NATURALLY LOUD OH GOD
people who are both NATURALLY LOUD AND TALKATIVE OH GOD
a good number of the members of this site
vegans
self-declared intellectuals
noise
and people

And,
babies on airplanes
babies crying on airplanes
babies sitting behind you crying on airplanes
babies sitting behind you crying with great kick strength on airplanes
babies sitting behind you crying with great kick strength on an 8-hour overnight flight
multiple babies sitting behind you crying with great kick strength on an 8-hour overnight flight
babies
puppies, kittens, and flowers
and happiness

tl;dr

u can edit u know .

Not an hour later.

What exactly does a person eating a banana sound like?
Bananas seem like they would be a quiet fruit.

oh yes, my 3rd one: people who are unable to over look a few minor Typos.
That also makes you look Neurotic, and get off your soapbox this is an internet forum not an english paper.

It sounds like… slime. And grossness.

I thought you'd be ok with slime and Grossness.
eh, the more you know.

Not when it's coming from someone's mouth.

Oh ok

Lmao, it's his pet peeve, he can point it out f he wants. Who the fuck cares if it makes you look neurotic. Jesus Christ.

Hey, everyone makes typos, even me. There seems to be something wrong with your shift key, though. (There are five capitalization errors in your response, in case you were wondering, which you probably weren't.)

There are a lot of things that make me look neurotic, this is probably the least of them. If this were an English paper, I'd be jumping on people for stuff that even annoys me for being picked on, like split infinitives and clauses ending in prepositions. As it is, I'm only being particularly picky because of the context, as Moargun pointed out. (Any other grammar Nazis happening across this post will wonder why I didn't eviscerate you for the other three grammatical errors in your response.)

(Edit to add: Come to think of it, a second look at your original post shows I wasn't even trying. You had two more errors in that one that I overlooked. Did I mention that I used to be a newspaper copy editor?)

So you were a professional Grammar Nazi?

I would not know as I actually have an allergy to bananas, just out of curiosity, what do they taste like?
Anyway, pet peeves.
HIPSTERS
FUCKING HIPSTERS

Yep. Most fun I ever had at a job.

Sounds like such an exciting job.

Going outside when I don't have to.
Being around people.
Modern music.
"Socializing," or what you people do to define who's who in the hierarchy.
Bears. I once went out of my way to kill one, and I painted my face with it's blood. I'd never felt so human, so alive.
Niggers, negroes are ok.
Prissy, demanding women. Only in America….
Girly men – not to be confused with gay men.
Movies these days.
The noise my dick makes when I'm jerkin.

When people stop in the middle of the hall and turn around right in front of you. Do you like people running into you?
When people are mean to your pet (hit and/or threaten). It's my fucking pet, don't you DARE lay a hand on him.
When you sleep over at a friends house and you wake up before them. I know this can't be helped, but I hate it!
Very religious people. I respect your religion, but please shut up. I don't care about your God.
Skinny girls who call themselves fat.
Selfish people.
People who make fun of others for being different (as in mentally challenged etc.)
People who think they're your best friend, when obviously they aren't and haven't been your best friend in years.
When my mom expects me to do something she didn't make obvious that I should do.

actually I do have a problem with my shift and caps lock key. both of them are sticky but I really am never bothered enough to mess with them unless it a large mistake.
I also leave some typos around occasionally just to annoy people.
It annoys some, like yourself, but I have to make these threads interesting.

^ Stop being a clumsy, awkward, sticky mess of a faggot and stfu.

See, Troll King? This is how it's done: subtlety.

I love this new guy.

People who think they're your best friend when they've just met you.