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Everyone knew it was only a matter of time after I came back. Yes, when MrHcFortan returns (whenever that should be), me and him will have the troll war to end all troll wars. Troll King vs. MrHcFortan. When this battle does come, however, I will need an entire army to slay him once and for all. I cannot bring the original Troll Army into KYM because they are going on strike. So I will need a temporary Elite Troll Army to prepare for the battle. You can apply for any position in the Elite Troll Army. All positions will be voted on March 19, 2011. Any one who does not get a position will automatically be given the title "Troll Warrior" and will still be allowed to fight. Please either email me or post here to apply. All speeches/debates/campaigns will be posted in another topic. Until then, please join.

Leader: The head of the entire Elite Troll Army. This is automatically Troll King.

Vice-Leader: This is the most powerful position possible to acquire by someone who is not Troll King. You will have much more say in what goes on than others.

Candidates:

None yet

Council: Everyone in the council will have some say in what goes on. There will be 5 positions open in the council.

Candidates:

None yet

Troll Warrior: Although everyone in the Elite Troll Army will fight when the time comes, your main job is trolling. You have hardly any say in what goes on.

Candidates:

No one really wants this job unless they didn't make the other positions

After the elections I will make a secret website for the members of the Elite Troll Army to make their battle plans. Until then, please do your part for KYM, Troll Hell, and the legendary, all-powerful, ruler of Troll Hell: Troll King.

tempting, that guy was a total d-bag, plus I have alot of pent up venom

nope

Troll King wrote:

I cannot bring the original Troll Army into KYM because they are going on strike.

I refuse to be a troll scab. What would the Gipper think?

Can I b troll plz?

Plzzzzzz?

your avatar is cute :D

Oh but stoffe, you've been a troll all along!

Which position are you applying for?

I'd go for just genteric troll warrior

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww it's so cute :D

you must be new here.

Troll Elite? Is this really the place to do that? Really? Really? REALLY??

I've already got in a fight with her before. I don't care about her anymore. I don't plan on fighting with anyone else so I'll be good

Sorry. You have to run for a position to get in.

Oh ok I guess I'll run for council. I probably won't make it but atleast I tried.

Good choice.

Excellent master

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I troll all the time. It's the latest thing, man!

Someone moved this to "Just For Fun"

Oh hey, he's back.

…and I don't care.

No, this is gay.

Sign me up for the Council! I'm an excellent strategist.

I think you mean…
''SOMEBODY MOVED THIS TO JUST FOR
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Would the battle take place under a bridge?

It all sounds good in theory. But in reality the trolls will troll the trolls for supremacy and then we will be left with troll carcasses all over…. Wait a minute… Nevermind… It's starting to sound like a great idea. I'm rooting for you Troll King.

Thanks

I can't wait to kick that kid's ass

Win.

I don't really get why everybody is suddenly liking troll king. I still don't like him as I don't like blubber or mellow. Anyway, I'm not a troll so I refuse to join this army. I'll just be the guy standing there watching it go down and putting a word in or two.

I appoint myself High Chancellor in place of Vice-Leader which is a stupid title, if I may say so my lord. I will serve us well.

So what's the plan master?

I nominate Earl Grey to be the leader of the revolution to overthrow the figurehead known as Troll King and install a New Troll Order.

Or they can combine to create the worst troll force in internet history

Welcome to the council. You will answer to me, High Chancellor and right hand to the king, while he is busy preparing for the titanic struggle ahead, looming like a storm on the horizon inviting us to glory… or death. Victory will be achieved either way.

As will I

This is not a democracy, for he is the Troll King.

Then you shall die in the crossfire.
Collateral casualties are not only acceptable, but welcome.

I was unaware projectiles would be involved.

There won't be, but they think their will be.

It sure as fuck isn't a monarchy.

The means of trolling belong to the people! ¡Viva la revolución!

^It's a trollarchy.

I shall return tomorrow with news from the front.
TK get these mofos mobilized before things get stale, or we will have to depose you and castrate you.

I allready know a way to annoy MrHcFortan every time he visits his wall. Post a video/gif thing with some Speedycake song that plays automatically.

I tried to figure out to play videos automatically, I used to be able to do it, and all the how-to things I could find were dated.

Who will provide the Troll Army with Weapons? HammerTech's stocks tanked, so a new supplier is needed.

Weapons for Troll war will be provided by 4Loco and Trolls-R-Us

I would like to run for council, I know many counter-troll methods!

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My comment:
GTFOTROLLKINGGUUHHHIHATEYOUYASTONKINGWANKER!!!!!