Who would win in a fight? Inglip or Zalgo? Or maybe someone else? (Cthulhu FTW!!!!)
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The Duel of the Internet Gods
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̴̴̢̛̤͕̣̦͔̼̘̦̼̳̲̫̝̦̝̺̗̖ͥ͒͊ͫ͞ͅI̍̔̇ͦ͂̒̚͏̢͚̳͚͈͍̮̻͙̦̜̞̦̼͍͉̹̀ͅ ̸̡̡̈́͗̆͐ͫ͒̎ͣͨ̚͏͍̩̥̬͖͕̗͉̘͇̠̗̭̻̻̤ͅͅţ̨̳͙͈̫͎͉̜̠͆͊ͬ̇̋͛̽͆͂ͯ̿̋ͬ̓̽ͣ̚͢͞h̷͗̑ͩ͒̾̎̀̈́ͬ̿̉͋̄͋̆͏̳̭̹̞̫̲̮͍i̵̴̬̪̹̠͖̱̙̤͚̜̇̎̓̋̎ͯͮ̍̿ͨͪ͛̐͋̄̄̒̂̚͘n̥̘̤̬͕̣̳̲͍̝͚̝̻ͯ̾̆̌ͣͬ͌͛͂͗̃̕͜͜͡k̸̻͙̬͍͎̟̘̝̃ͯ̾̓̀̚͢͡ ̡̗̣̮̯̹͚̲̱͓̉̑͋̀̈́ͪ̋ͨ͊̌̓͊̀͘͢͝ž̡̥͕͉̯̱̬̝͖͎͎ͥ̔̆̑ͫͩ͐ͬ̑͗ͦ͡ā̶̠̦͔̟̲̞̝̥͙̻͚͉̮͓̤͙̮̞ͦ͊̀ͤ͑̃͗͑̓ͪͣ́ͅl̛͎̣̻̦̗̥͚͔̤̠̭̘̞̗̮̮ͦ̽̑͑̾̇͛̆͒ͣͩ̐̑͐̒̚͢g̶̴̢̗̲̝͖͚̜͎̣͕͍̲͍̠̽̋̂ͧ̈̈́̏̌͑͜oͭ̐̈̉ͪ̾͊̑̔̿̃̏ͤͬͩ҉̧͙̣̣̲͈̮͎͈ ͊ͯ̊ͮ͐̉ͬͫ͋̾͏̨͇̰͎̱̰͚͈̦͇͎͍̥͘͜͝w̧̦͔͙͙̍̓ͭ̏ͪ̓͊͌̋͗̾̅͋ͫ̈ͧ́o̷̴̱͈̖̫͖̬̞̤͉͚̝͖̰ͯ͌ͦ̓̈́̎͌̐uͣ͋ͣ͑ͦ̐̐͐͊́̓̔̂̔̚҉̛͡҉͍͖͙͍̦͙̙͙̗͚l̗̮̦̮̪̮͇̥̲̺̪̋̂̓ͬͣ͊̆̇ͥ́̀͜d̷̥̩̟̼̣̬͙͉̺͖̙̭͙̥̮͋̈ͧ̏ͩ̔ͪͩ̃ͬ͛̂̈́̂͂̔̍̕ ̵̩̼̤̘͚̖̥͍͖̠̈́ͭ͆͌́͊ͦ̆̊͂̚w̢̛̺̙̼̖̬̳̙̝̣̠͙̦̥̋ͬ͌͋̀i̅ͪ̔̆͛̅̅͑̋҉̝̯̺͔̠̞̝̖̝̝͍̣̩̪̣̀n̰̩̦̼͛̾̄ͣ͌͞ͅ.̧̧̲̺̱͈̗͉̼̟̬̯̦̑ͣ̏̑̍ͮ͜ ̐̅̅̿̈́͛̏ͥͧ͗ͨ̈́͆͟͢͝҉̮͈̥̥̯̘̳̠̪̣͖͔H̵̾̄̌ͤ͗̓͏̻͓͕̥̝͕̹͇̭͙̜ͅe̢̥̜͇̲͈̫̙͕̟̮̩͓͚̳̖͚ͤͬͣ̆ͬͮ̋̇̈́̈́̂̋̇͂̔ͤ̇̈́̽͘ ͭ̏̊̐̎̈ͨ͋̀̄̾ͮ̒̋͂͒҉͖̖͕͈̻͍͙͍̭͚̘̘̱̮͖̻͠ŝ̻̪̼̫ͫͯͭ͆̚͜͠h̨͔̣̯̫͍̝̹̖͎̻̮̪̼ͣͯ́̒ͪ̀ͬͬ̄̑̔̃̾͢͡͝ͅã̷̸͑̒̈́̆̉̓̓͐̽̓̉̏̃͌҉̮͈͍̪͓̳͚̟̭̙͘͠ͅlͣ̐ͦ͋́̀́̚͟҉̮̤̲̱͓͓̗̪̦̯̫̗͙̘l̯̦̲͚̝̤̱̪̃ͥ̃̿͒ͯ̑̈̆̾̊ͪͮͮ̈ͧͬ̊͗̀̕ ̨͋̅̓͆̽ͬͤ̔̏̇̾͋̓́ͮ͂͏̺͎͖̜̣͈̻̼͙̪̳̲̹̰̫̭͈r̴͚̥̟̗̣͈̳̳̹̻̣ͭ͊͊̓̇͛͢e̫̟̺͍͔̊̐̎̉ͣ̑ͮ͂͗̕͝i̸͔̺̘̙͇͈͖̞̠͓̜̗̠̱͖̦̠̽̍͂̔̌̆̅͆̌̇͋̽ͯͣͮͭ̚̚ͅǧ̸̰͕͇̺̠ͦͬͭͮ̅̈̋̐͂ͦͣ̀̚n̴̢͍̳̦̭͔͙̻̯̂ͪͪ̐̃ͮͬͩ͗̕͠ͅ ̶̛͕͕̙̠̬̣̥̤̦͛̊ͫ̌ͥ̓̒̈́̆̄̊̊̒̚͟͢͡h̴̰̝̪̗͈̼͎̼̠̼̄̏ͮͭͯ͐ͧ̄̓ͫͪ̂̔̌̄́ͣ́͘͢į̰̻͇͍̪͓̱̩̦͍ͯͤͭ͌͑͂̐͜͜s̶͉͉̳͎̞̮̞̔ͥ̈ͮ̅͜ͅͅ ̛̦̫̹̬͎̰͈̳ͧ̿̑̍̔̇ͥ̄̆̽ͧ̒̃͆ͮͥ̏̌͌̕͞r̨̂͗͑͒͊̊͊̇́͞͏̺̬̥̘̝͈̹ą̵̧̙̞͖̳̜̝̜̓͐͂̑͗͌̈̍ͫ̔̎̉̚n̵̬͕͓̝͚̟̯̓̒͐͂̈ͅd̸̨̧̠̖̙̲̫̞͉̤̗̖͔̗̲̞̠̜ͦͦ̄̌ͥͭ̆͒̾̆̈́̃̎͡͠ǫ̥͖̪̻͓̔̅͋̅̃̃̓ͥ͌̀̑̄̐͐̍̕͢m̷̶̛̛̜̳͈̣͇̠̈́̀̾ͦ̓̓ͨ̍̀n̸̉̎͆̅͛ͯ̃҉̣̜̬̟̬͉͎̗̬̠͎͘͟͞e͈̮̦̼̭͖͉̼͔̦͙ͩͥ͗ͧͥ͐ͮ̏ͬͪͫ̿̚͘͝͞͞ͅś̶ͩ̄̐̑ͯ̄́̌͛̓҉̢̺̠̻̮̟̞̪͎̟̯̤̳̺ͅͅš̑͒ͥ̓̓͠҉̶̢̭̘̺̻͘ ̢̛̲̲̪̭̘͕̝̹̗͍̩̟̩ͩ́ͧ̄̊͌ͯ͛ͤ̽̿̓̿ͧ́̒͗͌u̶̶͍͎̟̝͚̙̳̯̖̝͖̞̼̙̮͋́̃͑̏ͫ͆ͥ̔̿̾͌͒͠p̴̮͕͔͈̤̭̺͖͉̌͌̋̃ͮͥ̒̌̎͆̉̊̚͢͢͡o̷ͫ́̀̚͘҉̧̻̱̮̪͙͕̜͚̬̭͓̻̹̤̜̝̩̻n̴̦͓̳̼̪̩̘̳̭̟͇̗̬̦ͣ͛͐ͣ̔ͩ̑.̵̢̢͓̠͖͈͓̲̦̱̈́̏̃͛̾̍̃͆͊̇ͦ̿͢.̸̵̺͇͍̖̠̰̣̗̰̳̻̹̤͖̫̱̀̊̓ͫ̾͋͐ͬͮ̉̏͆̔̋͂ͭͮ́̕͘.̵̖̤̙̙̆̐͆̄̈ͩ͛ͩ̿ͥͭ̐̀ͫ̿ͩ͌͟͞͠͡.̧̅͑ͮ̈́͊ͧ͋̀̔̎ͯ̈ͦ͂̀̋ͦ̚͏̛͕̫̫͈͖̙̗͉̪̖̰̠̙̦͓̀ͅ.̴̶̷̺͈͎̬̼̥͔̤̩̟͈̈́̊̏̌͆̏w̧̢̛̝͍̞͉̘̻͚͇̭̪̮ͤͩ̃ͩ͌̉̽͌ͧ̋͆́̚a̍̓ͫ̀̊̋͋̋͏͏̧҉̳̖̜̖̮͔ḯ̸̭͎̩̩͕͔͖̭̯͕̗̻͂̔ͭͩ̓ͥ͠ͅt̷̯̙̭̱̰̥̤͔̜̞͕̼̬̣̺̥̍ͪͩ̃̇ͭ̽͌͌̌ͧ̓͝,̦̮̰̩͚̲͍̺ͨ̒̅͂͌̔ͫ͌̑̃͘͢ ̉̿ͯ̌̏̃̅̇̽̾̇ͫ̀͝҉̵̠̦̯̦̯̲̤̙͇̦̬͕͍̤̗̜̭w̵̦̠̟͚̙̠̤̺̻̮̹̥ͭ̂͌͋̈́̓̋̓̓ͭ̅̇ͮ͡͞h̡̼̗͓̺̱͎̼̟̼̍ͬ̋̃̽͗͗ͭ̀̄̊̌̓ͩ̈́̐̕a͙̥̭͋͑̓̐̉ͩ̾̓ͣͫ̒̃́tͣ̅ͬͨ̂̒͘͘͡͏̯̠͉̣̘̙͓͓͙͈̯͚͍͜ ̡̜̤̻̹͉̩̠͎͖̖͉͗̿ͯ̓̂ͩͭ͑̐̾̈́ͧͮͨ̂́̽͡t̨͗̆͊͛̀͝҉̺̰̟̲̭͕̥̬͙̲̙̫̞͇ḩ̬̞̣̳̠̪͍͎̞̟̝͎̜̻̖̻ͮ̉̉̋͆͐ͩ͌ë̵͊̅͐̈̆̅̿̐̽̓̃͞͏̬̯̤̣͎͞ ̨̛͈̻̗͙̤͙̺̱̞̣͍̳͙̣̩̫̖͐̐͂́́͂́͆ͨ̐̐ͫ̽̄ͨ͐ͫͅh̨͔̤̘͕̠̙͔̠̱̮͕͍̫ͩ̌̄͐̾ͭ̓͝͡͠ẽ̸̢̲̟͙̬̑̓̎ͧ̽̑ͭͭ̏̊ͯ͌ͩ͆͐́̕͡l̥͔͉̰͖̱̖̣̦̮̦̬̜̣̯͚̽͊̑ͥͦ̃͋͢͞ļ͚̟̯̟̳̝̞͈͖̝̘͍̭̠͓̟͋̑̍̍ͮ̐͑͋̋ͨ͊ͬͩͥ͟!̴̸̴̧̯̦͙̙̗̳̣̩̫̤͙̜̌ͥ̅͛ͭ̅͌̽̉ͣ̂͌ͦͤ͂̀̕ͅ ̺̘͖̟̻͓͍ͭͮ̂̂ͬ̄́̇ͤ̓ͭ͊̀̃͠͡W̵̻̲͔̩̙̠̺̌̋̋̐̌̆͗ͪ̄͂ͯ͠H̢̊̔̅ͯ̕҉̶͇̳̳̺̼̳͕͔̭̝̝͇̣͈̩Ā̵̴̝̲̟̹̳͓͎̼̫͖̺̜̞̣̝̼̌̿͑̂̿ͩ̋̔̑̂̎̒ͪ̀̚̚͜͝T̓̍̂̍̉̓ͬ̆̒̈́̎̚͏̸̡̛̯͍̖͇̱̹͔̼̜͖̫̠̪S̀̃̇͐̆ͬ͛ͤ̚҉̸͓̥̘̫̰̙̀͝ ̧̡̘̻̖͓͕͕̦̠̦͕̦̺͍̜̭̲̹̻̄̆̃̈̊ͪͬ̌͠͡G̷̷͚͈͓̼̯̖̮͉̥̻̱̩̩̱̿ͭ͒ͩͯ̃̌̚͡͠Ō̶̬̩̺̻̱͍ͮ̍ͪ̍̑̽͋ͨͣͥͣͧ͐ͬ͑̚̕͡I̶̷̢̡͎͉̫̖̲͙̫̭̙̪͔͕̮̎ͪ͋̃̄̌ͭ͌ͬ͆͂ͤͥ͒͗͛̐ͩN̵̨͔̟̱͉̟͉̹̪ͪ̈́͆̌̍̒ͩͮ͑̌͒͗͐ͧ̈ͨͥ̀G̵̢̡̛̙͙̝̣̙̙̤̰̺̃͆ͩ͌͐̌͛ͧͦ͞ ̷ͤ̎ͣ͑̈͐͒́̀͗̍ͧ͒͒͌͊̈́ͫ͝҉͎̯͈̯̞͚O̵̼̭̮͓̼͓͈̦͎̣͙̹̻̳̜̫̮̼͗ͪ̐̎ͤͮͦͮ̚͞N̿̄̃ͬ͑ͬ̆ͭ͑̋̏ͧ̂͝͏͏̞͚̰̬̗͇̟̮̝̫̥͕̘̮͓̻͢!ͫ͒͑̽̏̌̌͐ͫͦ̉ͦ͑̂̚͏̘̼͉̤̹̩̩̜̖͖̖̘͉̳̩͖͔̹͜?̵̨̗̼̲͎̭̠͈̱̱̝̬̬̱͕̯͍̱ͩͪ͂̓̍͐ͥͮ ͐̃̽̾ͣͥ̀̋҉͙͇͓͓̜̟̫͜ͅͅN̸ͯ̓̃̿̓͐҉̡̝͇̗̦̳̳̲͙̫̗̫̦̯͡ͅO̵̡͖̗̭̬͔̺̮̯̙̩̦̻͈̪̠͙̪ͤͭ̽̃͆́͜O̴̢̦̭͉͖̦̥̰̖͕̰̩ͯ̒̈́͆̉̍͑̓̐͐̒ͫͭ̚͜O̶̧̭͖͕̝̩̦̩̹͇̞͉̖̺͔̤̠̱͑͂́̉̒̉ͥ̆͂ͨ̈ͬͨ͞Ǫ̷͇̱̳̟̙̘̱̬̥̗̝͈̦̭̰̋ͩ̾̅̀Ở̷͎̞̟̥̮̞͍͖̱̳̻͍͉́͒ͤͥ͆͛̓ͭͧ̆̅̓ͩͅO̵͂͌̏͂̈́͛ͣ̅̂͆ͤ̆̏҉̯̤͚̞̯̜̣͈͔̥̬̱̭̮ͅͅO̷̩̩͇͖͈ͫͨ̀̾ͩ̋͒͌̉̏̋̑̃ͦ̚͢͝O̷͎͎̣͇̯̹̰̎̏ͩͦ̐͗ͮ̋ͩ̾ͩͭ̈͒̍͊́͜͢O̴̧̪͇̩͓̪͕̽͌ͬ͑͑ͫ̎͛̔̅͑̕͜Ơ͔̟̺̘̿̊ͦ̆͜O̡ͦ͒ͭ́̅ͪͭͤ̓ͦ͐͒̋͏̻̥̳̥̲̜̣͖̤̰̮̕͟ͅǬ̮͍̺̬̱̬͈̮̠͚̘͕͍̜̖͍͚͖̖̌̾͗̉O͆͑͑͒ͨ̈́͞҉̸̢͕͈̣̖̼Ǫ̵̸̪͙̝͇̰̩̘ͫ̍̏̀́͟O̱̭̹̼̔͗ͮ̓ͫ͐̀͐̎̀͗̄̆ͯ̓̽̇́͜Ô̵̵̡̗̮̗̬̟̣̝̤̮̖͕̑̑͐ͩͤ̒ͣ́́̾ͩ̅́̚͝O͂̈́ͦ͐͒ͫ́͂ͪͥͧ͊̆ͬ́̐̀͘̕҉͚̠͚̱͔̺̻̩̞Ǫ̶̼͔͇̟̗͔̯̗̯̃͊ͩͯͮ͛̿̓̎ͦ͐͂ͧ͋̑ͤ̆͢͟͞ͅͅO̵̧͈͔̪̖̼̲̦͛͊̅̐̈ͪ̈́ͭ͟͠O̼̥̪̭̩̪̝̟͙̖̻̝̱̲̭̪̘̯̜͊͛ͮ̈́̍̍ͩ̃ͨ̏ͤ̄̋̚͟Ǫ̶̖͕̳͚̗̤̬̦̖̞̠̱̰͇ͪ͗̃ͨ̊̐ͪ̈̏̈̐ͯ͒̇̅̎̍̎̄O͚͎̣͙̱̭͎̰̜̦̗̬͍͋̓̅̔̑͘͜!̸̮͓̪̺͉̗͍̜͇̲̳ͧ̌ͩ͒̐̅́̚͠
The ultimate evil: Mark Zuckerberg.
Captain Badass
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They would all be super best friends.
angrypwnzer wrote:
Who would win in a fight? Inglip or Zalgo? Or maybe someone else? (Cthulhu FTW!!!!)
You got Incepted!
Chris Menning wrote:
You got Incepted!
OH SHIT WHERE DID YOU GET THAT AHHHHHHHH MY BRAIN DAMMIT COBB GET OUT!
YOU TOO ARTHUR!!!!!!
Why are you guys choosing among the "dark" gods of the internet? I'd rather choose among the less evil-type ones such as Raptor Jesus, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or Ceiling Cat.
Personally, I like RJ the best.
TACGNOL!
Nic Cage.
A gem I found on Google images.
Natsuru Springfield
ModeratorSr. Forum Moderator & Karma Tycoon & Karma Philanthropist & Community Artist & Shrine Maiden
In B4 Chuck Norris Fan-Freak apears.
Who would win in a fight?
or
It would be the ultimate Father vs. Son battle to the death.
@Kalmo:
Dude, putting those both on one page is too much creepy for one web site.