Moot waited. The lights above him in his basement blinked and sparked out of air. There were pedophiles
in his forums. He didnt see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to the other mods
were not listened to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Moot was a basement dweller for over 9000 years. When he was young he watched the FBI and said to dad
"I want to be on the vans daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY PEDOPHILES"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now un the /b/ boards
of the 4chans he knew there were pedophiles.
"This is a mod" the skype crackered. "You must B% the pedophiles!"
So moot got his banhammer and blew up the site.
"HE GOING TO BAN US" said the pedophiles
"I will DDoS at him" said the cyberpedo and fired the attacks. Moot hammered at him and tryed to blew
him up. But then the site fell and they were trapped and not able to ban.
"No! I must ban the pedophiles"he shouted
The dude outside his door said "No, moot. You are the pedophiles"
And then moot was a convict.
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