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I present to thee, The Magical Legend Pony Generator
"This stubby-legged male pony is an earth pony who is plucky and philosophical. His coat is purple. He has a spiky mane that is brown. His eyes are bone-white. His mark is a pair of skis." heh BroSki

Sir, let me assure you that we CERTAINLY have enough pony threads.

Wat.

This statusesque colt is an earth pony who is scatterbrained and peace-loving. His coat is sand-colored. He has a mane that is red and gray, and it reminds you of a flame. His eyes are lemon-yellow. His mark is a fly.

"This large stallion is a hell pony who is annoying and arrogant. His coat is fiery red. He has a mane that is red. His hooded eyes are red. His mark is a troll."

All of a sudden I love all ponies.

"This small male pony is a unicorn who is contemplative and hypocritical. His coat is purple. He has a mane that is white, and it reminds you of a comet's trail. His eyes are black. His mark is a chevron."

This is actually quite fun.

"This bulky male pony is an earth pony who is brave and concieted. His coat is bone-white. He has a luxurious mane that is red. His eyes are beige. His mark is four pumpkins. "

:) Four pumpkins

"This large male pony is a pegasus who is impractical and confused. His coat is rust-colored. He has an elaborately-styled mane that is violet. His narrow eyes are blue. His mark is three ledgers."

Not only is he "impractical and confused", but his mark is three frikin' ledgers.

wat?

"This leanly-built colt is an earth pony who is neat and absent-minded. His coat is green with orange patches. He has a mane that reminds you of a tangled bush. His eyes are milky-white. His mark is a bone."

My cutie mark is a bone. Let it be known that my special talent is boning.

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I bet no one on KYM knows what a real pony is supposed to look like…

your pony's lookin a little off there…

behold the Shetland Pony, or something like that, the Midget of the horse world!

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"This leanly-built female pony is a pegasus who is bold and mean-spirited. Her coat is umber. She has a spiky mane. Her droopy eyes are jade-colored. Her mark is a gavel."

Fuck yeah. I pass judgement on all of you. And I'm tired all the time, wut.