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Last posted Jun 12, 2011 at 02:15PM EDT. Added Jun 10, 2011 at 06:30PM EDT
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This has been going on long enough. It's time I tell you. You see, I'm actually every user on here except for you. I know this must be quite a shock to you that you have been spending countless hours talking to the same person, but it is true. I am terribly sorry.

Troll King wrote:

This has been going on long enough. It's time I tell you. You see, I'm actually every user on here except for you. I know this must be quite a shock to you that you have been spending countless hours talking to the same person, but it is true. I am terribly sorry.

Listen, I've just returned for all of 5 hours and even then I can see you are a dumb fuck, and before you use a completely original response, yes, I mad, but only at the fact that you keep posting in the hopes of attention, admiration and karma.

Ashbot wrote:

Everyone is secretly troll king? I guess I better go on a killing spree.

It's not true! Only everyone that is Troll King is Troll King.

Ashbot wrote:


Are you one of the troll kings?

NO! Only certain people on KYM are Troll Kings. No one else is Troll King accept for select people on KYM.

Troll King wrote:

This has been going on long enough. It's time I tell you. You see, I'm actually every user on here except for you. I know this must be quite a shock to you that you have been spending countless hours talking to the same person, but it is true. I am terribly sorry.

Sir I am not impressed.

Sweatie Killer wrote:

Sir I am not impressed.

Hes obviously a troll Sweatieballsfag.

EDIT: whoops wrong account brb.

Last edited Jun 10, 2011 at 11:19PM EDT

Troll King wrote:

This has been going on long enough. It's time I tell you. You see, I'm actually every user on here except for you. I know this must be quite a shock to you that you have been spending countless hours talking to the same person, but it is true. I am terribly sorry.

Well, I am so sorry you spent quite a good chunk of your life without eating, sleeping, watching movies, playing good videogames, travelling to the beach, listening to good music, reading interesting novels, spending time with your beloved ones, enjoying Caturdays, trolling in 4chan, trolling in tumblr, or watching sunsets. Too bad your time will never come back.

So sorry, bro. My pities!








Just kidding,

Holy crabs it a crumpet, all of you are troll king? I'm scared as a cow with a chandelier here, not sure who to trust.

Yeah, it's true. Aside from that account that I created a short time ago, I also traveled back in time to the beginnings of this web site and created all these accounts for the purpose of misdirection and trolling at a later date. The creation of the meme database was just a ruse to lure you into my trap, lone user that is not me.

Sincerely,
Troll Fag, er, I mean King

Eric TheMasterTroll wrote:

Ima post what we're all thinking

But you're all thinking that because you're all troll king!

Captain Badass wrote:

You guys do know that he'll just keep posting these until you stop replying to them right?

But you are him and you are replying to your own thread!

Alright, can we lock this thread and ban the idiot that started it? Honestly, why are you on here? Did the big kids on big bad /b/ make fun of you? Grow up.

But if you are all Troll King, except for me, and Wsxdas is saying that everyone else is a troll, who are all Troll King, but also accusing me, even though I'm not Troll King, but he doesn't know that, so, hypothetically I am Troll King, but if he is Troll King, but he is accusing everyone else of being Troll King, thus accusing himself of trolling, then the only conclusion is….

TROLL KING IS A SOCKPUPPET MADE BY ALL OF US, TO ANNOY OURSELVES.

Skeletor-sm

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