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So let's talk about huns and hun control. So as many of you know there have been quite a few raids and invasions in this year alone and I think we should take the time to discuss this issue.

I am in favor of our Emperor legislating stronger Hun control. I don't want my children growing up in a dynasty where they must live in fear of being shot by a Hun

Huns are a serious problem today. I think we should build a great wall to keep them out.

I'm sure that will work.

Me, personally? I think we should get down to business…

To Defeat the Huns?

30,000 people are killed by huns in the US each year--of which 19,000 are suicides by the huns themselves. That leaves 11,000 killings. The CDC does not provide data on how many of those were self defense. Have some context to that number.
>.0035% of the population is killed via huns by other people in the US.
>black plague kills twenty times more people than huns do.
>Two and a half times more people fall to their death than are killed by other people with huns.
>Out of every 10,000 incidents of homicide, roughly two are mass raids.
>Violent crime in the US is near thirty year lows.
It never ceases to amaze me when people bring up how many people are killed by huns when there’s so many more preventable deaths by other things. Smoking kills 480,000 people per year in the US. In other words, smoking kills more people every ten days than hun raids do every year.

I for one welcome our barbaric Hun overlords.

I frankly think our nations Hun culture is atrocious. There are news reports of Hun raids hitting our schools several times a year.

You look at other countries. You never hear about Huns pillaging villages in the European kingdoms.

But this serious problem is always downplayed by Hun apologists who just ignore all the clear signs and say "NUH UH, DONT TAKE MY HUNS. HUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE, PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE!"

Why the fuck shouldn't we have extended mags for huns? How else are people going to entertain themselves? The right to have huns is the second amendment, you can't take that away. Besides, black plague kills more people a year, build a wall around that instead.

I think we can all agree that the best way to stop a Hun is with a bigger Hun. Get everyone a carry-and-conceal permit so they can carry their own Huns and protect others the way it should be done.

It makes me frustrated that people think the Huns were the ones famous for raiding China.

Guess that has nothing to do with the thread but, meh.

@Cale

We know who else is famous for it. But the pun falls flat on Mongols.

>I frankly think our nations Hun culture is atrocious.

I frankly think you should check your hun privlege

So what if Huns kill people, Huns can kill in Self Defence.

I think that we need to enforce better Hun laws, or even ban Huns altogether. Huns are too easily accessible, and the recent Hun raids on schools just further proves that.

We should be men!

You might be worried about huns, but I'm more worried about these "Mongol" things. Apparently they're being used to build an empire…

I want a hun with a laser sight.

U want sum hun, I'll kick u in the bun.

I do belive we might need to talk to Ellac first before we do something about it.

I heard Nedao is lovely this time of year.

You can't take away my Huns! I need them to protect my home! Also, they are great for hunting.

I live in the UK where Huns are controlled extremely well. You may own only a Hun for sporting purposes or for pest control, and even then it takes a lot of work to convince the police that you need one. On top of that, the Huns must be well secured in your home, and police officers will regularly show up at your door to ensure this is the case. No concealable Huns are allowed, under any circumstances.

Despite all of this, I don’t feel like my freedoms are being impinged upon whatsoever. If you grow up in a culture where nobody has access to Huns, you don’t feel like they’re necessary. I can do everything I want to in my life without them. I really can’t see how our country could be improved at all by relaxing Hun laws. People say that psychopaths will kill whether or not Huns are available, but that simply isn’t true. I mean, when’s the last time somebody knifed 20 kids in a UK school?

I know that the situation in the US is different, and Huns are so widespread that there’s really no hope of removing them from public ownership altogether. Also, they’re used for Hunting purposes in some areas and it’s a little harder to fault that (except in the cases where animals are Hunted simply for the fun of it – that’s just fucked up). So, while I get that a complete crackdown on Huns just isn’t possible, I am generally in favour of Hun control laws. While it may be fun to play around with fully automatic Huns and large magazines, it just isn’t worth the violence that’ll be caused by allowing public access to those raiders. And the Huns are causing the violence; it’s irresponsible to suggest otherwise. The murder rate in the US is about 5 times as high as it is in Western European countries with strict Hun control. You can’t attribute a difference of that magnitude to cultural differences alone.

dude, this is just lulz, to tell you the truth i'm starting to regret making that thread, the thing is damn near on the verge of a flame war

Huns don't kill people.

Wait, actually, yes, they do kill people. Huns are awful, fuck the Huns.