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Man EVICTED from social housing after 'eating home-made pasties filled with his own POO'

His housemate said she found the poo-filled pasty in the bin and the man claimed he had filled it with his "magic sauce".

The unnamed woman was living in a shared building with four other people at a social housing scheme in Weston-super-Mare, North Somerset.

She said the man started acting "inappropriately" after moving in to the house and soon discovered an "awful smell" in the kitchen.

"One day when he was going out, there was this awful smell in the kitchen so I checked it out", she told the Weston Mercury.

"I looked in the bin and I opened the oven because he had put some food in there… and you could see a pasty filled with poo."

She added: "I was horrified. I just puked up. I was heaving. It was definitely poo. He took it out and he ate it."

The man has since been evicted from the house.

Miles Wood, manager of Chapter 1 in North Somerset, said the charity took action after receiving reports he was making other housemates "feel uncomfortable".

He said: "For the person in question we have been liaising with other statutory organisations regarding his welfare but are also aware with the impact on other people in the house.

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