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>buy Morrowind
>boot up game
>crashes on startup
>boot it up again
>itworks.gif
>start new adventure
>select imperial race
>get knight class
>choose The Steed star sign because movement speed is shit
>go out into the world
>fight rat
>take 5 minutes to kill the fucker while losing half of my life because the combat system is wack and my strikes keep missing
>find cavern
>loot shit
>bandit finds me
>kills me with a single strike
>forgot to save
>click new
>game crashes

The true Morrowind experience
Bravo Todd
10/10, Will forget I purchased it within the next few days.

My morrowind experience is that giving the elf dude his healing ring back was basically me shooting myself in the cock. 🤷

git gud

git gud N'wah

At least the music is fucking god-tier

You have not experienced Hlaalu-style CHIM until you spend a year camping with the Mudcrab Merchant just to sell all of the loot you got from killing an army's worth of dremora.

Just drink 1,000 skooma and you will unlock fast-travel

Scroll of Flying works too.

A guy in the bar gives you a quest to steal protection money from him.

Take the ring back, steal the money, and never turn in the quest.

Game's fun, but combat is terrible. I just steal stuff to buy skill upgrades and acquire gear.