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This one hits too close to home.

"Y'know, Bert... since I was a kid, whenever it rained, I used to imagine that angels were lining up side by side in Heaven trying to piss on me. And given how my life has been up to this point, I don't think that's much of an exaggeration."

"Y'know, Bert... since I was a kid, whenever it rained, I used to imagine that angels were lining up side by side in Heaven trying to piss on me. And given how my life has been up to this point, I don't think that's much of an exaggeration."

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"And what about the dead security guard in our car?!"

Meanwhile in a Parallel Universe, Bernie and Ert successfully robbed a bank.

Meanwhile in a Parallel Universe, Bernie and Ert successfully robbed a bank.

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THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

Grover starts to ascend to a higher plane of existence, leaving his sinful material body turn to dust.

Grover starts to ascend to a higher plane of existence, leaving his sinful material body turn to dust.

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D is for Dakimakura (and other things that I shouldn't explain)

Sprout OU Telly screams and squeezes his waifu pillow as he climaxes inside it.

Sprout OU Telly screams and squeezes his waifu pillow as he climaxes inside it.

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F is for FUCK

Grover started to grow f---- to give, but they're not ready yet.

Grover started to grow f---- to give, but they're not ready yet.

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Inspired by the act, Grover proceeds to dump the corpse of Mr. Johnson's wife in the lake he is currently fishing at.

Ernie smiles to the camera as Bert wonders why his wife's shoe was in the water.

Ernie smiles to the camera as Bert wonders why his wife's shoe was in the water.

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facism

Elmo declares facism

Elmo declares facism

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There goes his appetite.....and his body.

Mr. Johnson lets out an exasperated sigh when he sees that the only menu option is Mrs. Johnson

Mr. Johnson lets out an exasperated sigh when he sees that the only menu option is Mrs. Johnson

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Can't really think of a good title for this tbh

With Ernie furiously masturbating just inches away, Bert finds it difficult to enjoy his book.

With Ernie furiously masturbating just inches away, Bert finds it difficult to enjoy his book.

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"Elmo's World"

The very fabric of reality slowly melts away as Elmo takes Bath Salts for the first time

The very fabric of reality slowly melts away as Elmo takes Bath Salts for the first time

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I cannot scream

Forever condemned to living an endless life within a lifeless shell, Bert cannot scream or cry as he watches the deaths of everyone he loves, followed by the gradual destruction of the universe and existence itself.

Forever condemned to living an endless life within a lifeless shell, Bert cannot scream or cry as he watches the deaths of everyone he loves, followed by the gradual destruction of the universe and existence itself.

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Street Drama

Abby and Elmo chant, "Alex, Alex, Alex..." until a blinding flash of light envelopes Sesame Street. When their eyes adjust, Keemstar is standing before them shouting, "STUPID F------ N-----!" With Abby and Elmos help, Keem hunts down Gordon and proceeds to dox him and make twitter videos threatening to fight him

Abby and Elmo chant, "Alex, Alex, Alex..." until a blinding flash of light envelopes Sesame Street. When their eyes adjust, Keemstar is standing before them shouting, "STUPID F------ N-----!" With Abby and Elmos help, Keem hunts down Gordon and proceeds to dox him and make twitter videos threatening to fight him

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You know the drill

Ernie informs Bert who's gonna give it to him

Ernie informs Bert who's gonna give it to him

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Have you Seen Kyle?

0 Bert and Ernie are almost ready to head to the big Neo-Nazi meetup.

0 Bert and Ernie are almost ready to head to the big Neo-Nazi meetup.

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Smash Bros. Bertstrip

Duck Hunt begs Daddy Sakurai for mercy after being nerfed to the point in which the duo is unplayable.

Duck Hunt begs Daddy Sakurai for mercy after being nerfed to the point in which the duo is unplayable.

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Jam it in time

As the space-time continuum began to tear apart, Ernie realized an unprocessed rod of ununtrium was not the best makeshift dildo to stick inside Bert.

As the space-time continuum began to tear apart, Ernie realized an unprocessed rod of ununtrium was not the best makeshift dildo to stick inside Bert.

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The Magic Number

20 The Count reminds the girl what her age will be on the travel documents.

20 The Count reminds the girl what her age will be on the travel documents.

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Got a Gun

Thinking that his country was letting in too many immigrants, the Swedish chef decides to take matters into his own hands.

Thinking that his country was letting in too many immigrants, the Swedish chef decides to take matters into his own hands.

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Triggered

For mocking his people's slavery under the Pharoahs,the Count uses his vile jew sorcery to directly attack Bert's credit score

For mocking his people's slavery under the Pharoahs,the Count uses his vile jew sorcery to directly attack Bert's credit score

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That's not a rubber duckie.

Ernie scans the horizons for the watchful eyes of meddling parents before escaping with his latest victim C)

Ernie scans the horizons for the watchful eyes of meddling parents before escaping with his latest victim C)

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