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Cookie Monster is mad! Instead of being his sex slave, his clone has already gotten 3 degrees and is lecturing him on cookies having high levels of trans fats

Cookie Monster is mad! Instead of being his sex slave, his clone has already gotten 3 degrees and is lecturing him on cookies having high levels of trans fats

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His smile and optimism: gone

When Big Bird had ordered escorts with big honkers, he didn't get what he expected

When Big Bird had ordered escorts with big honkers, he didn't get what he expected

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"You gotta eat soap and shit bubbles!"

Having consumed every Tide Pod in the crate, Ernie cannot stop s------- foam

Having consumed every Tide Pod in the crate, Ernie cannot stop s------- foam

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And Bert decided to put the gang together again

KI This was the seventh time irn three weeks they have had tea and crumpets in the park. Bert remembers when he and Ernie would sneak into rock concerts, beat up rich teens for their drugs and end up double teaming a seven foot tall bouncer in the toilet stalls well before midnight. Where did his life go?

KI This was the seventh time irn three weeks they have had tea and crumpets in the park. Bert remembers when he and Ernie would sneak into rock concerts, beat up rich teens for their drugs and end up double teaming a seven foot tall bouncer in the toilet stalls well before midnight. Where did his life go?

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Bert and Ernie argue which fetish is more degenerate

Humongous Duckies Humongous Pigeons Bert and Ernie argue which fetish is more degenerate.

Humongous Duckies Humongous Pigeons Bert and Ernie argue which fetish is more degenerate.

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LUL

Big Bird interupts Phil Collins on stage to inform him and the audience that Genesis was better with Peter Gabriel.

Big Bird interupts Phil Collins on stage to inform him and the audience that Genesis was better with Peter Gabriel.

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opressed and underprivileged

Gordon uses visual aid to explains to Elmo how opressed and underprivileged he iS.

Gordon uses visual aid to explains to Elmo how opressed and underprivileged he iS.

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I've won but at what cost

Ernie begins to ponder what he had to gain by murdering the DreamWorks kid.

Ernie begins to ponder what he had to gain by murdering the DreamWorks kid.

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Meth: not even once

OMNEY se Stt mericas Come political protestor. Little did he know, Romney hadn't ran in over five years. The drugs had fully taken him. After going completely sideways on methamphetamine, big bird becomes a

OMNEY se Stt mericas Come political protestor. Little did he know, Romney hadn't ran in over five years. The drugs had fully taken him. After going completely sideways on methamphetamine, big bird becomes a

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Frank Checked Eight Times to See if this Was in the Right Gallery this Time

Big Bird is p----- that a Black man can wear the afro but he can't.

Big Bird is p----- that a Black man can wear the afro but he can't.

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Elmo is a Carnist

Elmo strangles a rabbit for sustenance.

Elmo strangles a rabbit for sustenance.

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Elmo got redpilled

4 Having finally watched enough Infowars episodes, Elmo sees the world as it really is. Everyone wallows in negative ectoplasmic slime generated by the media, and reptoids are everywhere, ruling us all

4 Having finally watched enough Infowars episodes, Elmo sees the world as it really is. Everyone wallows in negative ectoplasmic slime generated by the media, and reptoids are everywhere, ruling us all

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Save the web

NO Ernie experiences what happens when the death of net neutrality restricts access to his favorite rubber duckie fetish website

NO Ernie experiences what happens when the death of net neutrality restricts access to his favorite rubber duckie fetish website

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Lay the dragon!

Ernie is overwhelmed with joy when he got to participate in a Live-Action p--- parody of Skyrim

Ernie is overwhelmed with joy when he got to participate in a Live-Action p--- parody of Skyrim

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A true master piece

The opening of the Salvador Dali museum went off to a disastrous start after a Dali impersonator set fire to his hair for the sake of art.

The opening of the Salvador Dali museum went off to a disastrous start after a Dali impersonator set fire to his hair for the sake of art.

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Cosmo Monster

In order to stop the asteroids from destroying Earth, Bunsen and Beaker enlarge Cookie to cosmic size. In a strange twist of fate, one of the few asteroids that did get through obliterated Bunsen's laboratory, leaving Cookie ten times the size of Earth. All of Mankind soon learned to live with the twice monthly viewing of Cookie's continent sized penis.

In order to stop the asteroids from destroying Earth, Bunsen and Beaker enlarge Cookie to cosmic size. In a strange twist of fate, one of the few asteroids that did get through obliterated Bunsen's laboratory, leaving Cookie ten times the size of Earth. All of Mankind soon learned to live with the twice monthly viewing of Cookie's continent sized penis.

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