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"So then my wife showed me her c--- and I was like 'H--------! How did I not notice that?!' and that's when I realized she was right and l've been drunk for basically our whole marriage."

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"It's like my father always said, every stable marriage is built on lies and alcohol."


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Uploaded Sep 05, 2020 at 07:09PM EDT

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