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Cookie Monster screams in horror as Elmo's trip on bath salts takes a turn for the worse

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I f------ hate the minions.

After seeing a real life echidna for the first time, Cookie Monster and Abby Cadabby agreed to sue the s--- out of Sega for false advertisement from being misled by Knuckles.

Pretty sure this is the origin of Baby Natasha's suffering in Bertstrips.

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Moar:

No man should have all that power

Ernie has technologically surpassed the N-Word-Pass and created the N-Word-Portal. Grover's heart trembles with fear, as he cannot fathom what lies beyond. Not even Ernie knows.

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Meanwhile in alternative universe without COVID-19...

Telly and Oscar have a hard time watching Cuties in a movie theater due to all the loud moaning and fapping noises from the other moviegoers.

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"It's like my father always said, every stable marriage is built on lies and alcohol."

"So then my wife showed me her c--- and I was like 'H--------! How did I not notice that?!' and that's when I realized she was right and l've been drunk for basically our whole marriage."

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Stay away from the zoomer and its unfunny memes

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I'm blue da ba dee da ba die

SESAME WORXSKOP EOX NEWS MEAN DVD WARNING: EARLY SESAME SIREETS STREET EPISODES NOT FOR KIDS -channel Cookie Monster used to be known as "cooking monster" for his prolific meth distribution.

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And thus, the legend of "Gonzo: the blue phoenix" was born

"Well, I've been clinically depressed for basically my whole life. But one day it hit me: if I'm already attempting suicide every other week, why not get paid while l'm at it?"

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Ernie Creates A Wojak Meme

"Hey Bert! Remember earlier today when we had the argument over whether or not triangle hentai was good? Well, I'm taking what you said and I'm putting that next to a soyboy wojak that looks like you! How do you like them apples, Bert?"

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Friendship transcends politics

After the initial shock subsided from Bert coming out as identifying as a little girl and Ernie dressing up as a far right hate symbol, the two till agree that their friendship transcends politics.

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"Ok Bert, I'll take it back to the store. But with the all stains, I don't think we'll get a full refund."

123 "No, Ernie, we're not keeping the sex robot that looks like me and has a three foot mechanical penis just so you can point at it when you're angry and tell me to go f--- myself."

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and the ride is just starting...

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Good for them

20 Bert and Ernie take a mental break from the news. They listen to smooth jazz on the radio and work on a thousand piece puzzle of a old lady drinking way too much gin.

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Elmo is currently looking at 15-20 years.

After Grover did it, Elmo understood why it was a federal crime to rip the tag off of mattresses.

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Bertstrips - Horror story of....cookie monster

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