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Chuck Norris Creature Texas Ranger Roundhouse-kick the other player in the face: You win. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds atvay from death.
Chuck Norris Creature Texas Ranger Roundhouse-kick the other player in the face: You win. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds atvay from death.

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龍一 」Chuck Norris

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CNN.com WITH FREE VIDED Internatio Member Center. Sign In I Register THE WEB CNN.com SEARCH Home Page World U.S. Weather Business at CNN Mony Sports at SL.com Politics Law Technology Science & Space Health Entertainment Travel Education Special Reports Video Autos with Edmunds.com SEARCH LAW CENTER Chuck Norris Passes Away A 65 year old Chuck Norris passed away today Sunday, January 22, 2006: Posted: 1100 p.m. EST (0400 GMT) SAN FRANCISCO, California (AP) - Chuck Norris passed away today from a massive heart attack. Chuck Norris, at the age of 65, passed away from a massive heart attack. He was at his home working out on his Total Gym, having sex with his wife, fighting three ninjas, and playing with his kids when he suddenly complained that a train was running over his heart The autopsy shows that Chuck Norris did not have a SERVICES Clll Pipeline E-mail llewsletters Your E-mail Alerts heart, nor was he even human. Podcasts FOO RSS EHL CilittoGO Contact Us SEARCH Chuck lHorris accepting an award, shortly before his death. advertiser inks Copynight 2006 The Associated Press Al rights reserved.This matenial may not be RELATED published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed PS. Chuck Normis isnt dead WEB CNN.com

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CHUCK NORRIS
CHUCK NORRIS

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CHUCK NORRIS
CHUCK NORRIS

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You shall not pass
You shall not pass

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THE BOOGYMAN checks his closet for Chuck Norris before he goes to bed
THE BOOGYMAN checks his closet for Chuck Norris before he goes to bed

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Chuck Norris: The Man that can kill someone with the same force it takes to bend a paperclip. VS Angus MacGyver: The Man that can kill someone with that bent paperclip 筄巨
Chuck Norris: The Man that can kill someone with the same force it takes to bend a paperclip. VS Angus MacGyver: The Man that can kill someone with that bent paperclip 筄巨

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"Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard" Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other wise men, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after, all three wise men died of roundhouse kick related deaths" THE VISIT OF THE WISE-MEN
"Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard" Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other wise men, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after, all three wise men died of roundhouse kick related deaths" THE VISIT OF THE WISE-MEN

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CHUCK NORRIS CAN Believe Its Not Butter
CHUCK NORRIS CAN Believe Its Not Butter

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IF IT'S IN HERE IT'S BECAUSE CHUCK LLOWS IT
IF IT'S IN HERE IT'S BECAUSE CHUCK LLOWS IT

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