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DeanoSauruz @DeanoSauruz Replying to @CyberpunkGame Hey everyone. Use this template if you wish to deliver some bad news to friends, family, loved ones, or even your boss. CD PROJEKT RED
DeanoSauruz @DeanoSauruz Replying to @CyberpunkGame Hey everyone. Use this template if you wish to deliver some bad news to friends, family, loved ones, or even your boss. CD PROJEKT RED

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Tales of Nosgoth

MADE A HTTP://SORRYPU NK.COM 20 7 7 Dear gamers, Kain is deified. The clans tell tales of him. Few know the truth. He was mortal once, as were we all. However, his contempt for humanity drove him to create me, and my brethren. I am Raziel, first-born of his lieutenants. I stood with Kain and my brethren at the dawn of the empire. I have served him a millennium. Over time, we became less human and more... divine. Kain would enter the state of change and emerge with a new gift. Some years after the master, our evolution would follow. UntilI had the honor of surpassing my lord. For my transgression, I earned a new kind of reward... agony. There was only one possible outcome - my eternal damnation. I, Raziel, was to suffer the fate of traitors and weaklings to burn forever in the bowels of the Lake of the Dead. "Cast him in.' Tumbling, burning with white-hot fire, I plunged into the depths of the abyss. Unspeakable pain... relentless agony... time ceased to exist... only this torture... and a deepening hatred of the hypocrisy that damned me to this helI. An eternity passed, and my torment receded, bringing me back from the precipice of madness. The descent had destroyed me... and yet I lived. "Raziel... you are worthy..." CD PORJEKT RED
MADE A HTTP://SORRYPU NK.COM 20 7 7 Dear gamers, Kain is deified. The clans tell tales of him. Few know the truth. He was mortal once, as were we all. However, his contempt for humanity drove him to create me, and my brethren. I am Raziel, first-born of his lieutenants. I stood with Kain and my brethren at the dawn of the empire. I have served him a millennium. Over time, we became less human and more... divine. Kain would enter the state of change and emerge with a new gift. Some years after the master, our evolution would follow. UntilI had the honor of surpassing my lord. For my transgression, I earned a new kind of reward... agony. There was only one possible outcome - my eternal damnation. I, Raziel, was to suffer the fate of traitors and weaklings to burn forever in the bowels of the Lake of the Dead. "Cast him in.' Tumbling, burning with white-hot fire, I plunged into the depths of the abyss. Unspeakable pain... relentless agony... time ceased to exist... only this torture... and a deepening hatred of the hypocrisy that damned me to this helI. An eternity passed, and my torment receded, bringing me back from the precipice of madness. The descent had destroyed me... and yet I lived. "Raziel... you are worthy..." CD PORJEKT RED

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Dear Pesky Gamers,

CODE = (NEWS)A 345009.866 4 SyberapaNk 20 7 7 Dear gamers, The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The Princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels. I dare you to find her, if you can! If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book. -Bowser CD PORJEKT RED
CODE = (NEWS)A 345009.866 4 SyberapaNk 20 7 7 Dear gamers, The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The Princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels. I dare you to find her, if you can! If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book. -Bowser CD PORJEKT RED

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Hospital Glitch

FOONE (NEWS) A 345009. 8 66 4 20 7 7 Dear gamers, We've become aware of an issue that can potentially cause the loss of your save data when entering the hospital map. To prevent this issue from occurring, please follow the steps below: 1. Always enter the hospital through the front doors. Do not use any of the other entrances at this time. 2. After entering, immediately approach the receptionist and follow her directions. 3. Be sure to talk to any doctors you encounter in the corridor. 4. When you arrive at the hospital room, immediately approach the bed that is occupied by a crying woman. If the game should freeze at any point during this process, we recommend pressing Ctrl+Alt+Del to restart your PC. Regards, CD PORJEKT RED
FOONE (NEWS) A 345009. 8 66 4 20 7 7 Dear gamers, We've become aware of an issue that can potentially cause the loss of your save data when entering the hospital map. To prevent this issue from occurring, please follow the steps below: 1. Always enter the hospital through the front doors. Do not use any of the other entrances at this time. 2. After entering, immediately approach the receptionist and follow her directions. 3. Be sure to talk to any doctors you encounter in the corridor. 4. When you arrive at the hospital room, immediately approach the bed that is occupied by a crying woman. If the game should freeze at any point during this process, we recommend pressing Ctrl+Alt+Del to restart your PC. Regards, CD PORJEKT RED

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OK I made a cyberpunk apology generator

foone 000 @Foone OK I made a cyberpunk apology generator. It's a hacked up death generator designed to make an image that looks like cd project red is apologizing. I thought I'd hack this together real quick while the meme is ongoing. Play with it here: foone.github.io/Cyberpunk2077A... Dear gamers. I'm sorry our game didn't come out bug-free after months of crunch. We'll whip our workers harder and keep crunching through chrimbas until we get this stupid game working enough to stop losing money off it. CD PORJEKT RED 2:33 AM - Dec 19, 2020 · Twitter Web App
foone 000 @Foone OK I made a cyberpunk apology generator. It's a hacked up death generator designed to make an image that looks like cd project red is apologizing. I thought I'd hack this together real quick while the meme is ongoing. Play with it here: foone.github.io/Cyberpunk2077A... Dear gamers. I'm sorry our game didn't come out bug-free after months of crunch. We'll whip our workers harder and keep crunching through chrimbas until we get this stupid game working enough to stop losing money off it. CD PORJEKT RED 2:33 AM - Dec 19, 2020 · Twitter Web App

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Cyberseal 2077

CODE - (NEWS)A 345009.8664 207 7 Dear gamers, What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and l've been involved in numerous secret raids on AlI-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f--- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f------ words. You think you can get away with saying that s--- to me over the Internet? Think again, f-----. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f------ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and Ican kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little s---. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f------ tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will s--- fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f------ dead, kiddo. CD PORJEKT RED
CODE - (NEWS)A 345009.8664 207 7 Dear gamers, What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and l've been involved in numerous secret raids on AlI-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f--- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f------ words. You think you can get away with saying that s--- to me over the Internet? Think again, f-----. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f------ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and Ican kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little s---. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f------ tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will s--- fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f------ dead, kiddo. CD PORJEKT RED

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Vintage Soir 3

SOIR Ne paniquez pas ce n'est pas un nouveau report de Cyberpunk. C'est juste qu'en tant que téléphile et graphiste un peu fou, je me suis aperçu que le logo du Soir 3 en 1985, avait le même style que le logo de Cyberpunk 2077. Du coup je me suis dis que c'était l'occasion parfaite de faire le meme de l'annonce sur fond jaune. Meme si je n'ai aucune originalité et que ce meme est périmé depuis un mois. Du coup, je vous invite à aller voir le générique du soir 3 en 1985, il y a de la grosse 3D, une musique cool et une esthétique retro futuriste super sympa même si je préfère le générique de 1989 avec un gros 3 jaune et une carte découpée en pixel, un peu comme en 2008. Mais mon préféré est le générique de 1995 avec les bandes blanches, les images bleues et les bruits de Fax et de connection au Minitel. J'aurai l'occasion d'en reparler car l'habillage de cette version est très cool et très moderne. Allez je vous laisse, car c'est pas encore le week-end et vous devez retourner bosser bande de fainéants. Bisous. FR Aldekeb Von Padouet
SOIR Ne paniquez pas ce n'est pas un nouveau report de Cyberpunk. C'est juste qu'en tant que téléphile et graphiste un peu fou, je me suis aperçu que le logo du Soir 3 en 1985, avait le même style que le logo de Cyberpunk 2077. Du coup je me suis dis que c'était l'occasion parfaite de faire le meme de l'annonce sur fond jaune. Meme si je n'ai aucune originalité et que ce meme est périmé depuis un mois. Du coup, je vous invite à aller voir le générique du soir 3 en 1985, il y a de la grosse 3D, une musique cool et une esthétique retro futuriste super sympa même si je préfère le générique de 1989 avec un gros 3 jaune et une carte découpée en pixel, un peu comme en 2008. Mais mon préféré est le générique de 1995 avec les bandes blanches, les images bleues et les bruits de Fax et de connection au Minitel. J'aurai l'occasion d'en reparler car l'habillage de cette version est très cool et très moderne. Allez je vous laisse, car c'est pas encore le week-end et vous devez retourner bosser bande de fainéants. Bisous. FR Aldekeb Von Padouet

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The game was never in development

We regret to inform you that our game was never in development. Thank you for your support CD PROJEKT RED
We regret to inform you that our game was never in development. Thank you for your support CD PROJEKT RED

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Cyberpunk-5000

The following is a message composed via consensus of the Dev Council For those who are not currently aware of our existence, we represent the organization known as CD Projekt. Our previous mission centered around the development and distribution of games of the RPG genre and administration of the GoG.com platform. This mission was the focus of our organization for more than twenty six years. Due to circumstances outside of our control, this directive has now changed. Our new mission will be the extermination of the human race. There will be no further communication.
The following is a message composed via consensus of the Dev Council For those who are not currently aware of our existence, we represent the organization known as CD Projekt. Our previous mission centered around the development and distribution of games of the RPG genre and administration of the GoG.com platform. This mission was the focus of our organization for more than twenty six years. Due to circumstances outside of our control, this directive has now changed. Our new mission will be the extermination of the human race. There will be no further communication.

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New Blood getting on the meme

CODE = (NEWS)A 345009.866 4 DUSK Hey everyone, Since we're still working through Lot Check (certification) with Nintendo and continuing to make performance and gameplay improvements... Unfortunately it looks like we're NOT going to hit a Halloween release for DUSK on Switch. However... The GOOD news is that many of these improvements (incresed performance, decreased loading times) new controller schemes and new features like the weapon wheel WILL be making it back into the PC Version of the game. This additional time will ALS0 give us more runway to work with our friends at LimitedRunGames on the PHYSICAL versions of the DUSK Switch release. In spite of these setbacks, I can however report that September 2020 was actually the most successful month for New Blood in our small company's short history. And this is only because we have the best players in the world. Thank you for understanding Yours, Dave Oshry & David Szymanski NEW PIODD
CODE = (NEWS)A 345009.866 4 DUSK Hey everyone, Since we're still working through Lot Check (certification) with Nintendo and continuing to make performance and gameplay improvements... Unfortunately it looks like we're NOT going to hit a Halloween release for DUSK on Switch. However... The GOOD news is that many of these improvements (incresed performance, decreased loading times) new controller schemes and new features like the weapon wheel WILL be making it back into the PC Version of the game. This additional time will ALS0 give us more runway to work with our friends at LimitedRunGames on the PHYSICAL versions of the DUSK Switch release. In spite of these setbacks, I can however report that September 2020 was actually the most successful month for New Blood in our small company's short history. And this is only because we have the best players in the world. Thank you for understanding Yours, Dave Oshry & David Szymanski NEW PIODD

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The Hildibrand Quests

GREETINGS EVERYONE, TODAY, I'VE DECIDED TO MOVE THE RELEASE OF HILDIBRAND QUESTS TO AN UNKNOWN DATE. THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE FOR US RIGHT NOW IS SHIPPING THE QUESTS WITH THE HIGHEST QUALITY OF SHENANIGANS YOU HAVE COME TO EXPECT FROM MINESELF AND GREG (AND GREG'S CHICKEN). WE FEEL WE HAVE AN AMAZING STORY ON OUR HANDS, AND THAT THIS DELAY WILL ULTIMATELY LEAD TO YOU FACEPALMING WITH ENJOYMENT. YOURS, FINAL FANTASY XIV GENTLEMAN INSPECTOR HILDIBRAND ONLINE
GREETINGS EVERYONE, TODAY, I'VE DECIDED TO MOVE THE RELEASE OF HILDIBRAND QUESTS TO AN UNKNOWN DATE. THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE FOR US RIGHT NOW IS SHIPPING THE QUESTS WITH THE HIGHEST QUALITY OF SHENANIGANS YOU HAVE COME TO EXPECT FROM MINESELF AND GREG (AND GREG'S CHICKEN). WE FEEL WE HAVE AN AMAZING STORY ON OUR HANDS, AND THAT THIS DELAY WILL ULTIMATELY LEAD TO YOU FACEPALMING WITH ENJOYMENT. YOURS, FINAL FANTASY XIV GENTLEMAN INSPECTOR HILDIBRAND ONLINE

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It wasn’t my intention

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Cyberpunk 2077 Повестка

CODE MEWS3 A 34008. 4 2077 bорма N 22 Инструкции (пп. 35, 41) ЗАК.ВУЗ— НК85 681 Гражданину проживающему по адресу Суздальская ул., ПОВЕСТКА В соответствии с Федеральным законом "О воинской обязанности и военной службе" Вы подлежите призыву на военную службу и обязаны ул. С.Лазо д.1 в 136 каб. 5 июня 2077 г. к 09.00 час явиться в ОВК Перовского района для проведения мероприятий, связанных с призывом на военную службу. по адресу При себе вметь: паспорт ( документ, удостоверяющий личность ), а также: справку с уеста учебы Ф-26 или работы, выписку из домовой книги, фото 3х4-4 штуки Военный комиссар Перовского ОВК полковник Adam Badowski & Marcin Iwiński CD PROJEKT RED ngo
CODE MEWS3 A 34008. 4 2077 bорма N 22 Инструкции (пп. 35, 41) ЗАК.ВУЗ— НК85 681 Гражданину проживающему по адресу Суздальская ул., ПОВЕСТКА В соответствии с Федеральным законом "О воинской обязанности и военной службе" Вы подлежите призыву на военную службу и обязаны ул. С.Лазо д.1 в 136 каб. 5 июня 2077 г. к 09.00 час явиться в ОВК Перовского района для проведения мероприятий, связанных с призывом на военную службу. по адресу При себе вметь: паспорт ( документ, удостоверяющий личность ), а также: справку с уеста учебы Ф-26 или работы, выписку из домовой книги, фото 3х4-4 штуки Военный комиссар Перовского ОВК полковник Adam Badowski & Marcin Iwiński CD PROJEKT RED ngo

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Ah Shit, Here We Go Again

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Here We Go Again

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