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DeanoSauruz @DeanoSauruz Replying to @CyberpunkGame Hey everyone. Use this template if you wish to deliver some bad news to friends, family, loved ones, or even your boss. CD PROJEKT RED

DeanoSauruz @DeanoSauruz Replying to @CyberpunkGame Hey everyone. Use this template if you wish to deliver some bad news to friends, family, loved ones, or even your boss. CD PROJEKT RED

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MADE A HTTP://SORRYPU NK.COM 20 7 7 Dear gamers, Kain is deified. The clans tell tales of him. Few know the truth. He was mortal once, as were we all. However, his contempt for humanity drove him to create me, and my brethren. I am Raziel, first-born of his lieutenants. I stood with Kain and my brethren at the dawn of the empire. I have served him a millennium. Over time, we became less human and more... divine. Kain would enter the state of change and emerge with a new gift. Some years after the master, our evolution would follow. UntilI had the honor of surpassing my lord. For my transgression, I earned a new kind of reward... agony. There was only one possible outcome - my eternal damnation. I, Raziel, was to suffer the fate of traitors and weaklings to burn forever in the bowels of the Lake of the Dead. "Cast him in.' Tumbling, burning with white-hot fire, I plunged into the depths of the abyss. Unspeakable pain... relentless agony... time ceased to exist... only this torture... and a deepening hatred of the hypocrisy that damned me to this helI. An eternity passed, and my torment receded, bringing me back from the precipice of madness. The descent had destroyed me... and yet I lived. "Raziel... you are worthy..." CD PORJEKT RED

MADE A HTTP://SORRYPU NK.COM 20 7 7 Dear gamers, Kain is deified. The clans tell tales of him. Few know the truth. He was mortal once, as were we all. However, his contempt for humanity drove him to create me, and my brethren. I am Raziel, first-born of his lieutenants. I stood with Kain and my brethren at the dawn of the empire. I have served him a millennium. Over time, we became less human and more... divine. Kain would enter the state of change and emerge with a new gift. Some years after the master, our evolution would follow. UntilI had the honor of surpassing my lord. For my transgression, I earned a new kind of reward... agony. There was only one possible outcome - my eternal damnation. I, Raziel, was to suffer the fate of traitors and weaklings to burn forever in the bowels of the Lake of the Dead. "Cast him in.' Tumbling, burning with white-hot fire, I plunged into the depths of the abyss. Unspeakable pain... relentless agony... time ceased to exist... only this torture... and a deepening hatred of the hypocrisy that damned me to this helI. An eternity passed, and my torment receded, bringing me back from the precipice of madness. The descent had destroyed me... and yet I lived. "Raziel... you are worthy..." CD PORJEKT RED

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Dear Pesky Gamers,

CODE = (NEWS)A 345009.866 4 SyberapaNk 20 7 7 Dear gamers, The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The Princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels. I dare you to find her, if you can! If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book. -Bowser CD PORJEKT RED

CODE = (NEWS)A 345009.866 4 SyberapaNk 20 7 7 Dear gamers, The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The Princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels. I dare you to find her, if you can! If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book. -Bowser CD PORJEKT RED

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Hospital Glitch

FOONE (NEWS) A 345009. 8 66 4 20 7 7 Dear gamers, We've become aware of an issue that can potentially cause the loss of your save data when entering the hospital map. To prevent this issue from occurring, please follow the steps below: 1. Always enter the hospital through the front doors. Do not use any of the other entrances at this time. 2. After entering, immediately approach the receptionist and follow her directions. 3. Be sure to talk to any doctors you encounter in the corridor. 4. When you arrive at the hospital room, immediately approach the bed that is occupied by a crying woman. If the game should freeze at any point during this process, we recommend pressing Ctrl+Alt+Del to restart your PC. Regards, CD PORJEKT RED

FOONE (NEWS) A 345009. 8 66 4 20 7 7 Dear gamers, We've become aware of an issue that can potentially cause the loss of your save data when entering the hospital map. To prevent this issue from occurring, please follow the steps below: 1. Always enter the hospital through the front doors. Do not use any of the other entrances at this time. 2. After entering, immediately approach the receptionist and follow her directions. 3. Be sure to talk to any doctors you encounter in the corridor. 4. When you arrive at the hospital room, immediately approach the bed that is occupied by a crying woman. If the game should freeze at any point during this process, we recommend pressing Ctrl+Alt+Del to restart your PC. Regards, CD PORJEKT RED

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The following is a message composed via consensus of the Dev Council For those who are not currently aware of our existence, we represent the organization known as CD Projekt. Our previous mission centered around the development and distribution of games of the RPG genre and administration of the GoG.com platform. This mission was the focus of our organization for more than twenty six years. Due to circumstances outside of our control, this directive has now changed. Our new mission will be the extermination of the human race. There will be no further communication.

The following is a message composed via consensus of the Dev Council For those who are not currently aware of our existence, we represent the organization known as CD Projekt. Our previous mission centered around the development and distribution of games of the RPG genre and administration of the GoG.com platform. This mission was the focus of our organization for more than twenty six years. Due to circumstances outside of our control, this directive has now changed. Our new mission will be the extermination of the human race. There will be no further communication.

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New Blood getting on the meme

CODE = (NEWS)A 345009.866 4 DUSK Hey everyone, Since we're still working through Lot Check (certification) with Nintendo and continuing to make performance and gameplay improvements... Unfortunately it looks like we're NOT going to hit a Halloween release for DUSK on Switch. However... The GOOD news is that many of these improvements (incresed performance, decreased loading times) new controller schemes and new features like the weapon wheel WILL be making it back into the PC Version of the game. This additional time will ALS0 give us more runway to work with our friends at LimitedRunGames on the PHYSICAL versions of the DUSK Switch release. In spite of these setbacks, I can however report that September 2020 was actually the most successful month for New Blood in our small company's short history. And this is only because we have the best players in the world. Thank you for understanding Yours, Dave Oshry & David Szymanski NEW PIODD

CODE = (NEWS)A 345009.866 4 DUSK Hey everyone, Since we're still working through Lot Check (certification) with Nintendo and continuing to make performance and gameplay improvements... Unfortunately it looks like we're NOT going to hit a Halloween release for DUSK on Switch. However... The GOOD news is that many of these improvements (incresed performance, decreased loading times) new controller schemes and new features like the weapon wheel WILL be making it back into the PC Version of the game. This additional time will ALS0 give us more runway to work with our friends at LimitedRunGames on the PHYSICAL versions of the DUSK Switch release. In spite of these setbacks, I can however report that September 2020 was actually the most successful month for New Blood in our small company's short history. And this is only because we have the best players in the world. Thank you for understanding Yours, Dave Oshry & David Szymanski NEW PIODD

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The Hildibrand Quests

GREETINGS EVERYONE, TODAY, I'VE DECIDED TO MOVE THE RELEASE OF HILDIBRAND QUESTS TO AN UNKNOWN DATE. THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE FOR US RIGHT NOW IS SHIPPING THE QUESTS WITH THE HIGHEST QUALITY OF SHENANIGANS YOU HAVE COME TO EXPECT FROM MINESELF AND GREG (AND GREG'S CHICKEN). WE FEEL WE HAVE AN AMAZING STORY ON OUR HANDS, AND THAT THIS DELAY WILL ULTIMATELY LEAD TO YOU FACEPALMING WITH ENJOYMENT. YOURS, FINAL FANTASY XIV GENTLEMAN INSPECTOR HILDIBRAND ONLINE

GREETINGS EVERYONE, TODAY, I'VE DECIDED TO MOVE THE RELEASE OF HILDIBRAND QUESTS TO AN UNKNOWN DATE. THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE FOR US RIGHT NOW IS SHIPPING THE QUESTS WITH THE HIGHEST QUALITY OF SHENANIGANS YOU HAVE COME TO EXPECT FROM MINESELF AND GREG (AND GREG'S CHICKEN). WE FEEL WE HAVE AN AMAZING STORY ON OUR HANDS, AND THAT THIS DELAY WILL ULTIMATELY LEAD TO YOU FACEPALMING WITH ENJOYMENT. YOURS, FINAL FANTASY XIV GENTLEMAN INSPECTOR HILDIBRAND ONLINE

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