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The following is a message composed via consensus of the Dev Council For those who are not currently aware of our existence, we represent the organization known as CD Projekt. Our previous mission centered around the development and distribution of games of the RPG genre and administration of the GoG.com platform. This mission was the focus of our organization for more than twenty six years. Due to circumstances outside of our control, this directive has now changed. Our new mission will be the extermination of the human race. There will be no further communication.

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Created by Tigrerojo Nov 05, 2020 at 06:14PM EST

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Origin Entry: Cyberpunk 2077 Apology Parodies

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CODE = (NEWS)A 345009.866 4 SyberapaNk 20 7 7 Dear gamers, The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The Princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels. I dare you to find her, if you can! If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book. -Bowser CD PORJEKT RED
FOONE (NEWS) A 345009. 8 66 4 20 7 7 Dear gamers, We've become aware of an issue that can potentially cause the loss of your save data when entering the hospital map. To prevent this issue from occurring, please follow the steps below: 1. Always enter the hospital through the front doors. Do not use any of the other entrances at this time. 2. After entering, immediately approach the receptionist and follow her directions. 3. Be sure to talk to any doctors you encounter in the corridor. 4. When you arrive at the hospital room, immediately approach the bed that is occupied by a crying woman. If the game should freeze at any point during this process, we recommend pressing Ctrl+Alt+Del to restart your PC. Regards, CD PORJEKT RED
foone 000 @Foone OK I made a cyberpunk apology generator. It's a hacked up death generator designed to make an image that looks like cd project red is apologizing. I thought I'd hack this together real quick while the meme is ongoing. Play with it here: foone.github.io/Cyberpunk2077A... Dear gamers. I'm sorry our game didn't come out bug-free after months of crunch. We'll whip our workers harder and keep crunching through chrimbas until we get this stupid game working enough to stop losing money off it. CD PORJEKT RED 2:33 AM - Dec 19, 2020 · Twitter Web App
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