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Fortnite Doesn't Hold a Candle is a phrasal template used to parody the Wall Street Journal editorial that featured the subtitle "Fortnite doesn’t hold a candle to my boyhood games of ‘fort night.’" This subtitle was the subject of mockery on Twitter as people compared it to the Old Man Yells at Cloud Simpsons joke and made jokes mimicking the subtitle.

Origin

On June 24th, 2019, the Wall Street Journal[1] published the commentary piece "A Young Imagination Beats Videogames." The subtitle to the piece reads, "Fortnite doesn’t hold a candle to my boyhood games of ‘fort night.’"

The following day, the newspaper published the subtitle as a tweet,[2] linking to the article. Within 24 hours, the post received more than 570 likes, 540 comments and 195 retweets (shown below).


WS.J WSJ Editorial Page @WSJopinion OPINION Fortnite doesn't hold a candle to my boyhood games of 'fort night,' writes Mike Kerrigan Opinion | A Young Imagination Beats Videogames Fortnite doesn't hold a candle to my boyhood games of 'fort night. wsj.com 12:04 PM - 25 Jun 2019

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Following the post, Twitter users began parodying the phrase "Fortnite doesn’t hold a candle to my boyhood games of ‘fort night'" by taking other video games and activies and comparing them to other activities with similar sounding names. For example, writer Rob Sheridan tweeted,[3] "Mortal Kombat doesn't hold a candle to my boyhood days as a serial killer. No video game can ever match that real-life feeling of ripping a whole spine out of a man's neck hole or holding his still-beating heart in your hands as he collapses to the ground" (shown below, left).

Throughout the day, others continued to share variations. Twitter[4] user @netw3rk tweeted, "Snapchat doesn’t hold a candle to my favorite boyhood activity, having a chat with my parents." Within 24 hours, the tweet received more than 1,000 likes (shown below, center). Twitter[5] user @ziwe tweeted, "candyland doesn’t hold a candle to my boyhood games of 'eating candy on land'"(shown below, right).

Rob Sheridan @rob_sheridan Replying to @WSJopinion Mortal Kombat doesn't hold a candle to my boyhood days as a serial killer. No video game can ever match that real-life feeling of ripping a whole spine out of a man's neck hole or holding his still-beating heart in your hands as he collapses to the ground. 3:03 PM - 25 Jun 2019
Snapchat doesn't hold a candle to my |favorite boyhood activity, having a chat with my parents 4:54 PM - 25 Jun 2019
candyland doesn't hold a candle to my boyhood games of "eating candy on land" wSJ Editorial Page @WSJopinion Fortnite doesn't hold a candle to my boyhood games of 'fort night,' writes Mike Kerrigan. on.wsj.com/2lHKrdZ 6:09 PM -25 Jun 2019

Some compared it to a tweet by Twitter[6] user @reaghhan, who on October 16th, 2018 wrote, "we live in a generation whtere people would rather play fortnite than build a fort at night" (shown below).

Several media outlets covered the meme, including Kotaku [7] and Junkee.[8]


reaghan @reaghhan we live in a generation whtere people would rather play fortnite than build a fort at night.. 9:20 PM - 16 Oct 2018

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pokémon doesn't hold a candle to my boyhood games of "make a snake fight a duck" 3:30 PM 25 Jun 2019
Cuphead doesn't hold a candle to my boyhead games of "cup head" wsJ Editorial Page @WSJopinion Fortnite doesn't hold a candle to my boyhood games of 'fort night,' writes Mike Kerrigan. on.wsj.com/2lHKrdz 4:46 PM - 25 Jun 2019
Minecraft doesn't hold a candle to my boyhood nights rowing through the harbor with muffled oars and the boat loaded to the gunwales with explosive devices, as we set out to "mine craft" 4:36 PM - 25 Jun 2019

Replying to @WsJopinion street fighter doesn't hold a candle to punching a car all night 3:17 PM 25 Jun 2019
Hard Drive @HardDriveMag Fort Night doesn't hold a candle to Fortnite, writes John Kerrigan 30-years from now, bunkered with his children in a post- ароcalyptic fort wSJ Editorial Page @WSJopinion Fortnite doesn't hold a candle to my boyhood games of 'fort night,' writes Mike Kerrigan. on.wsj.com/2lHKrdZ 4:49 PM -25 Jun 2019
family feud doesn't hold a candle to my boyhood game: feuding with my family wSJ Editorial Page @WSJopinion Fortnite doesn't hold a candle to my boyhood games of 'fort night,' writes Mike Kerrigan. on.wsj.com/2lHKrdZ 5:19 PM - 25 Jun 2019

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Fortnite Doesn’t Hold a Candle

Fortnite Doesn’t Hold a Candle

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About

Fortnite Doesn't Hold a Candle is a phrasal template used to parody the Wall Street Journal editorial that featured the subtitle "Fortnite doesn’t hold a candle to my boyhood games of ‘fort night.’" This subtitle was the subject of mockery on Twitter as people compared it to the Old Man Yells at Cloud Simpsons joke and made jokes mimicking the subtitle.

Origin

On June 24th, 2019, the Wall Street Journal[1] published the commentary piece "A Young Imagination Beats Videogames." The subtitle to the piece reads, "Fortnite doesn’t hold a candle to my boyhood games of ‘fort night.’"

The following day, the newspaper published the subtitle as a tweet,[2] linking to the article. Within 24 hours, the post received more than 570 likes, 540 comments and 195 retweets (shown below).


WS.J WSJ Editorial Page @WSJopinion OPINION Fortnite doesn't hold a candle to my boyhood games of 'fort night,' writes Mike Kerrigan Opinion | A Young Imagination Beats Videogames Fortnite doesn't hold a candle to my boyhood games of 'fort night. wsj.com 12:04 PM - 25 Jun 2019


Spread

Following the post, Twitter users began parodying the phrase "Fortnite doesn’t hold a candle to my boyhood games of ‘fort night'" by taking other video games and activies and comparing them to other activities with similar sounding names. For example, writer Rob Sheridan tweeted,[3] "Mortal Kombat doesn't hold a candle to my boyhood days as a serial killer. No video game can ever match that real-life feeling of ripping a whole spine out of a man's neck hole or holding his still-beating heart in your hands as he collapses to the ground" (shown below, left).

Throughout the day, others continued to share variations. Twitter[4] user @netw3rk tweeted, "Snapchat doesn’t hold a candle to my favorite boyhood activity, having a chat with my parents." Within 24 hours, the tweet received more than 1,000 likes (shown below, center). Twitter[5] user @ziwe tweeted, "candyland doesn’t hold a candle to my boyhood games of 'eating candy on land'"(shown below, right).


Rob Sheridan @rob_sheridan Replying to @WSJopinion Mortal Kombat doesn't hold a candle to my boyhood days as a serial killer. No video game can ever match that real-life feeling of ripping a whole spine out of a man's neck hole or holding his still-beating heart in your hands as he collapses to the ground. 3:03 PM - 25 Jun 2019 Snapchat doesn't hold a candle to my |favorite boyhood activity, having a chat with my parents 4:54 PM - 25 Jun 2019 candyland doesn't hold a candle to my boyhood games of "eating candy on land" wSJ Editorial Page @WSJopinion Fortnite doesn't hold a candle to my boyhood games of 'fort night,' writes Mike Kerrigan. on.wsj.com/2lHKrdZ 6:09 PM -25 Jun 2019

Some compared it to a tweet by Twitter[6] user @reaghhan, who on October 16th, 2018 wrote, "we live in a generation whtere people would rather play fortnite than build a fort at night" (shown below).

Several media outlets covered the meme, including Kotaku [7] and Junkee.[8]


reaghan @reaghhan we live in a generation whtere people would rather play fortnite than build a fort at night.. 9:20 PM - 16 Oct 2018


Various Examples


pokémon doesn't hold a candle to my boyhood games of "make a snake fight a duck" 3:30 PM 25 Jun 2019 Cuphead doesn't hold a candle to my boyhead games of "cup head" wsJ Editorial Page @WSJopinion Fortnite doesn't hold a candle to my boyhood games of 'fort night,' writes Mike Kerrigan. on.wsj.com/2lHKrdz 4:46 PM - 25 Jun 2019 Minecraft doesn't hold a candle to my boyhood nights rowing through the harbor with muffled oars and the boat loaded to the gunwales with explosive devices, as we set out to "mine craft" 4:36 PM - 25 Jun 2019
Replying to @WsJopinion street fighter doesn't hold a candle to punching a car all night 3:17 PM 25 Jun 2019 Hard Drive @HardDriveMag Fort Night doesn't hold a candle to Fortnite, writes John Kerrigan 30-years from now, bunkered with his children in a post- ароcalyptic fort wSJ Editorial Page @WSJopinion Fortnite doesn't hold a candle to my boyhood games of 'fort night,' writes Mike Kerrigan. on.wsj.com/2lHKrdZ 4:49 PM -25 Jun 2019 family feud doesn't hold a candle to my boyhood game: feuding with my family wSJ Editorial Page @WSJopinion Fortnite doesn't hold a candle to my boyhood games of 'fort night,' writes Mike Kerrigan. on.wsj.com/2lHKrdZ 5:19 PM - 25 Jun 2019

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Mr. Candles
Mr. Candles

'course it doesn't, I'm the only one holding candles here.
On a serious note, much as I'd like to take another shot at Fortnite this was just another adult being "my games were much more fun than your "video games". No, I'm not retroactively jealous, you brats".

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